| stinking from smoked salmon and covered in grass stains from playing in the park, (they) are not going away. Jerry Seinfeld Stain |
| More from Jerry Seinfeld |
| Actually, the only memory I have of being a Cub Scout was trying to get my hat back. That was all I did. Run back and forth at my bus stop going Jerry Seinfeld |
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| Seems to me the basic conflict between men and women, sexually, is that men are like firemen. To men, sex is an emergency, and no matter what we're doing we can be ready in two minutes. Women, on the other hand, are like fire. They're very exciting, but the conditions have to be exactly right for it to occur. Jerry Seinfeld |
| "A bookstore is one of the only pieces of evidence we have that people are still thinking." Jerry Seinfeld |
| There's no such thing as fun for the whole family. Jerry Seinfeld |
| Men want the same thing from their underwear that they want from women: a little bit of support, and a little bit of freedom. Jerry Seinfeld |
| It's amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world every day always just exactly fits the newspaper. Jerry Seinfeld |
| Actually, the only memory I have of being a Cub Scout was trying to get my hat back. That was all I did. Run back and forth at my bus stop going "Quit it." Jerry Seinfeld |
| There's very little advice in men's magazines, because men don't think there's a lot they don't know. Women do. Women want to learn. Men think, "I know what I'm doing, just show me somebody naked." Jerry Seinfeld |
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| A two-year old is kind of like having a blender, but you don't have a top for it. Jerry Seinfeld |
| There is no such thing as fun for the whole family. Jerry Seinfeld |
| More in the Stain category |
| I'm always buying her jewelry. And I have a couple of her stained-glass panels, too, some of her early pieces. They're just so unique, the way she puts them together with the natural stones, the agates, the shells, the beads. Her work is just beautiful. Beth Jones Stain |
| God, who foresaw your tribulation, has specially armed you to go through it, not without pain but without stain C.S. Lewis Stain |
| Everything has to be in good condition, nothing dirty or stained, ... There's much more than we expected – the people just keep coming. Cassidy Stain |
| Red lips are not so red/ As the stained stones kissed by the English dead. Wilfred Owen Stain |
| There was garbage all over. There were stains all over the floor. William Perez Stain |
| 'Theocracy' has always been the synonym for a bleak and narrow, if not a fierce and blood-stained tyranny William Archer Stain |
| Roses have thorns, and silver fountains mud;Clouds and eclipses stain both moon and sun,And loathsome canker lies in sweetest bud.All men make faults. William Shakespeare Stain |
| Even doubtful accusations leave a stain behind them Thomas Fuller Stain |
| It was a blonde. A blonde to make a bishop kick a hole in a stained-glass window. Raymond Chandler Stain |
| I see TV ads about detergents that can get blood stains out of your cloths. I say if you have blood stains on your cloths you should be thinking about something other than laundry Jerry Seinfeld Stain |
