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Jerry Seinfeld The Swiss have an interesting army Five hundred y Quotes


The Swiss have an interesting army. Five hundred years without a war. Pretty impressive. Also pretty lucky for them. Ever see that little Swiss Army knife they have to fight with? Not much of a weapon there. Corkscrews, Bottle openers. 'Come on, buddy, let's go. You get past me, the guy in back of me, he's got a spoon. Back off. I've got the toe clippers right here. Jerry Seinfeld War
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I will ignore all ideas for new works on engines of war, the invention of which has reached its limits and for whose improvements I see no further hope. Erich Fromm War
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What use are cartridges in battle? I always carry chocolate instead. George Bernard Shaw War
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Patriots always talk of dying for their country and never of killing for their country. Bertrand Russell War
Soldiers usually win the battles and generals get the credit for them. Napoleon Bonaparte War
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There will one day spring from the brain of science a machine or force so fearful in its potentialities, so absolutely terrifying, that even man, the fighter, who will dare torture and death in order to inflict torture and death, will be appalled, and so abandon war forever. Thomas A Edison War
I must study politics and war that my sons may have liberty to study mathematics and philosophy. John Adams War


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