| Seems to me the basic conflict between men and women, sexually, is that men are like firemen. To men, sex is an emergency, and no matter what we're doing we can be ready in two minutes. Women, on the other hand, are like fire. They're very exciting, but the conditions have to be exactly right for it to occur. Jerry Seinfeld Firefighters |
| More from Jerry Seinfeld |
| Actually, the only memory I have of being a Cub Scout was trying to get my hat back. That was all I did. Run back and forth at my bus stop going Jerry Seinfeld |
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| Seems to me the basic conflict between men and women, sexually, is that men are like firemen. To men, sex is an emergency, and no matter what we're doing we can be ready in two minutes. Women, on the other hand, are like fire. They're very exciting, but the conditions have to be exactly right for it to occur. Jerry Seinfeld |
| "A bookstore is one of the only pieces of evidence we have that people are still thinking." Jerry Seinfeld |
| There's no such thing as fun for the whole family. Jerry Seinfeld |
| Men want the same thing from their underwear that they want from women: a little bit of support, and a little bit of freedom. Jerry Seinfeld |
| It's amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world every day always just exactly fits the newspaper. Jerry Seinfeld |
| Actually, the only memory I have of being a Cub Scout was trying to get my hat back. That was all I did. Run back and forth at my bus stop going "Quit it." Jerry Seinfeld |
| There's very little advice in men's magazines, because men don't think there's a lot they don't know. Women do. Women want to learn. Men think, "I know what I'm doing, just show me somebody naked." Jerry Seinfeld |
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| A two-year old is kind of like having a blender, but you don't have a top for it. Jerry Seinfeld |
| There is no such thing as fun for the whole family. Jerry Seinfeld |
| More in the Firefighters category |
| Out of this nettle, danger, we pluck this flower, safety. William Shakespeare Firefighters |
| For safety is not a gadget but a state of mind. Eleanor Everet Firefighters |
| My boyfriend asked me why women think firemen are sexy, so I explained the pole theory: Men love women who slide down poles, and women love men who slide down poles. Subject dropped. The Quote Garden Firefighters |
| Safety doesn't happen by accident. Author Unknown Firefighters |
| If crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight? George Carlin Firefighters |
| "Safety First" is "Safety Always." Charles M. Hayes Firefighters |
| Better a thousand times careful than once dead. Proverb Firefighters |
| Fires all go out eventually. Author Unknown Firefighters |
| Man is the only creature that dares to light a fire and live with it. The reason? Because he alone has learned to put it out. Henry Jackson Vandyke, Jr. Firefighters |
| Fire is the best of servants; but what a master! Thomas Carlyle Firefighters |
