| Seems to me the basic conflict between men and women, sexually, is that men are like firemen. To men, sex is an emergency, and no matter what we're doing we can be ready in two minutes. Women, on the other hand, are like fire. They're very exciting, but the conditions have to be exactly right for it to occur." Jerry Seinfeld Sex |
| More from Jerry Seinfeld |
| Actually, the only memory I have of being a Cub Scout was trying to get my hat back. That was all I did. Run back and forth at my bus stop going Jerry Seinfeld |
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| "A bookstore is one of the only pieces of evidence we have that people are still thinking." Jerry Seinfeld |
| Men want the same thing from their underwear that they want from women: a little bit of support, and a little bit of freedom. Jerry Seinfeld |
| There's very little advice in men's magazines, because men don't think there's a lot they don't know. Women do. Women want to learn. Men think, "I know what I'm doing, just show me somebody naked." Jerry Seinfeld |
| A two-year old is kind of like having a blender, but you don't have a top for it. Jerry Seinfeld |
| There is no such thing as fun for the whole family. Jerry Seinfeld |
| My parents didn't want to move to Florida, but they turned sixty and that's the law. Jerry Seinfeld |
| Sometimes the road less traveled is less traveled for a reason Jerry Seinfeld |
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| Now they show you how detergents take out bloodstains, a pretty violent image there. I think if you've got a T-shirt with a bloodstain all over it, maybe laundry isn't your biggest problem.Maybe you should get rid of the body before you do the wash. Jerry Seinfeld |
| Seems to me the basic conflict between men and women, sexually, is that men are like firemen. To men, sex is an emergency, and no matter what we're doing we can be ready in two minutes. Women, on the other hand, are like fire. They're very exciting, but the conditions have to be exactly right for it to occur." Jerry Seinfeld |
| More in the Sex category |
| The happiness of a man in this life does not consist in the absence but in the mastery of his passions. Alfred Lord Tennyson Sex |
| I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty. George Burns Sex |
| A man can sleep around, no questions asked, but if a woman makes nineteen or twenty mistakes she's a tramp. Joan Rivers Sex |
| In America sex is an obsession, in other parts of the world it is a fact. Marlene Dietrich Sex |
| It is with our passions, as it is with fire and water, they are good servants but bad masters. Aesop Sex |
| An intellectual is a person who has discovered something more interesting than sex. Aldous Leonard Huxley Sex |
| Food has replaced sex in my life, now I can't even get into my own pants Anonymous Sex |
| Sex appeal is fifty percent what you've got and fifty percent what people think you've got. Sophia Loren Sex |
| Sex is an emotion in motion Mae West Sex |
| Sex on television can't hurt you unless you fall off. Author Unknown Sex |
