| Looking at cleavage is like looking at the sun. You can't stare at it long, it's too risky. You get a sense of it then you look away. Jerry Seinfeld Look |
| More from Jerry Seinfeld |
| Actually, the only memory I have of being a Cub Scout was trying to get my hat back. That was all I did. Run back and forth at my bus stop going Jerry Seinfeld |
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| "A bookstore is one of the only pieces of evidence we have that people are still thinking." Jerry Seinfeld |
| Men want the same thing from their underwear that they want from women: a little bit of support, and a little bit of freedom. Jerry Seinfeld |
| There's very little advice in men's magazines, because men don't think there's a lot they don't know. Women do. Women want to learn. Men think, "I know what I'm doing, just show me somebody naked." Jerry Seinfeld |
| A two-year old is kind of like having a blender, but you don't have a top for it. Jerry Seinfeld |
| There is no such thing as fun for the whole family. Jerry Seinfeld |
| My parents didn't want to move to Florida, but they turned sixty and that's the law. Jerry Seinfeld |
| Sometimes the road less traveled is less traveled for a reason Jerry Seinfeld |
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| Now they show you how detergents take out bloodstains, a pretty violent image there. I think if you've got a T-shirt with a bloodstain all over it, maybe laundry isn't your biggest problem.Maybe you should get rid of the body before you do the wash. Jerry Seinfeld |
| Seems to me the basic conflict between men and women, sexually, is that men are like firemen. To men, sex is an emergency, and no matter what we're doing we can be ready in two minutes. Women, on the other hand, are like fire. They're very exciting, but the conditions have to be exactly right for it to occur." Jerry Seinfeld |
| More in the Look category |
| Your vision will become clear only when you look into your heart. Who looks outside, dreams. Who looks inside, awakens. Carl Gustav Jung Look |
| Who looks outside, dreams; who looks inside, awakes. Carl Gustav Jung Look |
| A smile is an inexpensive way to improve your looks. Charles Gordy Look |
| Looking back, I have this regret, that too often when I loved, I did not say so. David Gayson Look |
| She looks like something that would eat its young Dorothy Parker Look |
| What I am looking for is not "out there", it is in me Helen Keller Look |
| Consider the daffodil. And while you're doing that, I'll be over here, looking through your stuff. Jack Handy Look |
| It is better to be looked over than overlooked. Mae West Look |
| Where ever I am I always find myself looking out the window wishing I was somewhere else. Angelina Jolie Look |
| A lot of people quit looking for work as soon as they find a job Zig Ziglar Look |
