| Looking at cleavage is like looking at the sun. You can't stare at it long, it's too risky. You get a sense of it then you look away. Jerry Seinfeld Look |
| More from Jerry Seinfeld |
| Actually, the only memory I have of being a Cub Scout was trying to get my hat back. That was all I did. Run back and forth at my bus stop going Jerry Seinfeld |
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| Seems to me the basic conflict between men and women, sexually, is that men are like firemen. To men, sex is an emergency, and no matter what we're doing we can be ready in two minutes. Women, on the other hand, are like fire. They're very exciting, but the conditions have to be exactly right for it to occur. Jerry Seinfeld |
| "A bookstore is one of the only pieces of evidence we have that people are still thinking." Jerry Seinfeld |
| There's no such thing as fun for the whole family. Jerry Seinfeld |
| Men want the same thing from their underwear that they want from women: a little bit of support, and a little bit of freedom. Jerry Seinfeld |
| It's amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world every day always just exactly fits the newspaper. Jerry Seinfeld |
| Actually, the only memory I have of being a Cub Scout was trying to get my hat back. That was all I did. Run back and forth at my bus stop going "Quit it." Jerry Seinfeld |
| There's very little advice in men's magazines, because men don't think there's a lot they don't know. Women do. Women want to learn. Men think, "I know what I'm doing, just show me somebody naked." Jerry Seinfeld |
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| A two-year old is kind of like having a blender, but you don't have a top for it. Jerry Seinfeld |
| There is no such thing as fun for the whole family. Jerry Seinfeld |
| More in the Look category |
| Your vision will become clear only when you look into your heart. Who looks outside, dreams. Who looks inside, awakens. Carl Gustav Jung Look |
| Who looks outside, dreams; who looks inside, awakes. Carl Gustav Jung Look |
| A smile is an inexpensive way to improve your looks. Charles Gordy Look |
| If you go looking for a friend, you're going to find they're very scarce. If you go out to be a friend, you'll find them everywhere. Zig Ziglar Look |
| Looking back, I have this regret, that too often when I loved, I did not say so. David Gayson Look |
| She looks like something that would eat its young Dorothy Parker Look |
| What I am looking for is not "out there", it is in me Helen Keller Look |
| Consider the daffodil. And while you're doing that, I'll be over here, looking through your stuff. Jack Handy Look |
| It is better to be looked over than overlooked. Mae West Look |
| After fifteen minutes nobody looks at a rainbow Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Look |
