| I wonder if illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup?' Jerry Seinfeld Wondering |
| More from Jerry Seinfeld |
| Actually, the only memory I have of being a Cub Scout was trying to get my hat back. That was all I did. Run back and forth at my bus stop going Jerry Seinfeld |
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| Seems to me the basic conflict between men and women, sexually, is that men are like firemen. To men, sex is an emergency, and no matter what we're doing we can be ready in two minutes. Women, on the other hand, are like fire. They're very exciting, but the conditions have to be exactly right for it to occur. Jerry Seinfeld |
| "A bookstore is one of the only pieces of evidence we have that people are still thinking." Jerry Seinfeld |
| There's no such thing as fun for the whole family. Jerry Seinfeld |
| Men want the same thing from their underwear that they want from women: a little bit of support, and a little bit of freedom. Jerry Seinfeld |
| It's amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world every day always just exactly fits the newspaper. Jerry Seinfeld |
| Actually, the only memory I have of being a Cub Scout was trying to get my hat back. That was all I did. Run back and forth at my bus stop going "Quit it." Jerry Seinfeld |
| There's very little advice in men's magazines, because men don't think there's a lot they don't know. Women do. Women want to learn. Men think, "I know what I'm doing, just show me somebody naked." Jerry Seinfeld |
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| A two-year old is kind of like having a blender, but you don't have a top for it. Jerry Seinfeld |
| There is no such thing as fun for the whole family. Jerry Seinfeld |
| More in the Wondering category |
| Sometimes when I'm talking, my words can't keep up with my thoughts. I wonder why we think faster than we speak. Probably so we can think twice. Bill Watterson Wondering |
| We're not necessarily doubting that God will do the best for us; we are wondering how painful the best will turn out to be C.S. Lewis Wondering |
| We look at each other wondering what the other is thinking but we never say a thing. Dave Matthews Band Wondering |
| I wonder if illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup?' Jerry Seinfeld Wondering |
| Too much of a good thing can be wonderful. Mae West Wondering |
| Sometimes I wonder whether the world is being run by smart people who are putting us on or by imbeciles who really mean it. Mark Twain Wondering |
| The older we grow the greater becomes our wonder at how much ignorance one can contain without bursting one's clothes Mark Twain Wondering |
| It's no wonder that truth is stranger than fiction. Fiction has to make sense. Mark Twain Wondering |
| He who can no longer pause to wonder and stand rapt in awe, is as good as dead; his eyes are closed. Albert Einstein Wondering |
| If you examined a hundred people who had lost their faith in Christianity, I wonder how many of them would turn out to have reasoned out of it by honest argument? Do not most people simply drift away? C.S. Lewis Wondering |
