| I wonder if illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup?' Jerry Seinfeld Wondering |
| More from Jerry Seinfeld |
| Actually, the only memory I have of being a Cub Scout was trying to get my hat back. That was all I did. Run back and forth at my bus stop going Jerry Seinfeld |
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| "A bookstore is one of the only pieces of evidence we have that people are still thinking." Jerry Seinfeld |
| Men want the same thing from their underwear that they want from women: a little bit of support, and a little bit of freedom. Jerry Seinfeld |
| There's very little advice in men's magazines, because men don't think there's a lot they don't know. Women do. Women want to learn. Men think, "I know what I'm doing, just show me somebody naked." Jerry Seinfeld |
| A two-year old is kind of like having a blender, but you don't have a top for it. Jerry Seinfeld |
| There is no such thing as fun for the whole family. Jerry Seinfeld |
| My parents didn't want to move to Florida, but they turned sixty and that's the law. Jerry Seinfeld |
| Sometimes the road less traveled is less traveled for a reason Jerry Seinfeld |
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| Now they show you how detergents take out bloodstains, a pretty violent image there. I think if you've got a T-shirt with a bloodstain all over it, maybe laundry isn't your biggest problem.Maybe you should get rid of the body before you do the wash. Jerry Seinfeld |
| Seems to me the basic conflict between men and women, sexually, is that men are like firemen. To men, sex is an emergency, and no matter what we're doing we can be ready in two minutes. Women, on the other hand, are like fire. They're very exciting, but the conditions have to be exactly right for it to occur." Jerry Seinfeld |
| More in the Wondering category |
| Sometimes when I'm talking, my words can't keep up with my thoughts. I wonder why we think faster than we speak. Probably so we can think twice. Bill Watterson Wondering |
| We look at each other wondering what the other is thinking but we never say a thing. Dave Matthews Band Wondering |
| I wonder if illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup?' Jerry Seinfeld Wondering |
| Sometimes I wonder whether the world is being run by smart people who are putting us on or by imbeciles who really mean it. Mark Twain Wondering |
| The older we grow the greater becomes our wonder at how much ignorance one can contain without bursting one's clothes Mark Twain Wondering |
| Love is a wonderful, terrible thing William Shakespeare Wondering |
| Sometimes I wonder if suicides aren't in fact sad guardians of the meaning of life. Vaclav Havel Wondering |
| Music takes us out of the actual and whispers to us dim secrets that startle our wonder as to who we are, and for what, whence, and whereto. Ralph Waldo Emerson Wondering |
| Fine words! I wonder where you stole them Jonathan Swift Wondering |
| That must be wonderful; I have no idea of what it means. Moliere Wondering |
