| I see TV ads about detergents that can get blood stains out of your cloths. I say if you have blood stains on your cloths you should be thinking about something other than laundry Jerry Seinfeld Clothes |
| More from Jerry Seinfeld |
| Actually, the only memory I have of being a Cub Scout was trying to get my hat back. That was all I did. Run back and forth at my bus stop going Jerry Seinfeld |
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| "A bookstore is one of the only pieces of evidence we have that people are still thinking." Jerry Seinfeld |
| Men want the same thing from their underwear that they want from women: a little bit of support, and a little bit of freedom. Jerry Seinfeld |
| There's very little advice in men's magazines, because men don't think there's a lot they don't know. Women do. Women want to learn. Men think, "I know what I'm doing, just show me somebody naked." Jerry Seinfeld |
| A two-year old is kind of like having a blender, but you don't have a top for it. Jerry Seinfeld |
| There is no such thing as fun for the whole family. Jerry Seinfeld |
| My parents didn't want to move to Florida, but they turned sixty and that's the law. Jerry Seinfeld |
| Sometimes the road less traveled is less traveled for a reason Jerry Seinfeld |
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| Now they show you how detergents take out bloodstains, a pretty violent image there. I think if you've got a T-shirt with a bloodstain all over it, maybe laundry isn't your biggest problem.Maybe you should get rid of the body before you do the wash. Jerry Seinfeld |
| Seems to me the basic conflict between men and women, sexually, is that men are like firemen. To men, sex is an emergency, and no matter what we're doing we can be ready in two minutes. Women, on the other hand, are like fire. They're very exciting, but the conditions have to be exactly right for it to occur." Jerry Seinfeld |
| More in the Clothes category |
| Laws should be like clothes. They should be made to fit the people they serve. Clarence Darrow Clothes |
| I'd much rather be a woman than a man. Women can cry, they can wear cute clothes, and they're the first to be rescued off sinking ships Gilda Radner Clothes |
| A pretty face and fine clothes do not make character Proverb Clothes |
| She wore far too much rouge last night and not quite enough clothes. That is always a sign of despair in a woman. Oscar Wilde Clothes |
| Throw off your worries when you throw off your clothes at night. Napoleon Bonaparte Clothes |
| The older we grow the greater becomes our wonder at how much ignorance one can contain without bursting one's clothes Mark Twain Clothes |
| Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society. Mark Twain Clothes |
| If most of us are ashamed of shabby clothes and shoddy furniture, let us be more ashamed of shabby ideas and shoddy philosophies... It would be a sad situation if the wrapper were better than the meat wrapped inside it. Albert Einstein Clothes |
| Those who do not study are only cattle dressed up in men's clothes Chinese Proverbs Clothes |
| Only men who are not interested in women are interested in women's clothes. Men who like women never notice what they wear. Anatole France Clothes |
