| A two-year old is kind of like having a blender, but you don't have a top for it. Jerry Seinfeld Children |
| More from Jerry Seinfeld |
| Actually, the only memory I have of being a Cub Scout was trying to get my hat back. That was all I did. Run back and forth at my bus stop going Jerry Seinfeld |
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| Seems to me the basic conflict between men and women, sexually, is that men are like firemen. To men, sex is an emergency, and no matter what we're doing we can be ready in two minutes. Women, on the other hand, are like fire. They're very exciting, but the conditions have to be exactly right for it to occur. Jerry Seinfeld |
| "A bookstore is one of the only pieces of evidence we have that people are still thinking." Jerry Seinfeld |
| There's no such thing as fun for the whole family. Jerry Seinfeld |
| Men want the same thing from their underwear that they want from women: a little bit of support, and a little bit of freedom. Jerry Seinfeld |
| It's amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world every day always just exactly fits the newspaper. Jerry Seinfeld |
| Actually, the only memory I have of being a Cub Scout was trying to get my hat back. That was all I did. Run back and forth at my bus stop going "Quit it." Jerry Seinfeld |
| There's very little advice in men's magazines, because men don't think there's a lot they don't know. Women do. Women want to learn. Men think, "I know what I'm doing, just show me somebody naked." Jerry Seinfeld |
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| A two-year old is kind of like having a blender, but you don't have a top for it. Jerry Seinfeld |
| There is no such thing as fun for the whole family. Jerry Seinfeld |
| More in the Children category |
| Children are natural mimics who act like their parents despite every effort to teach them good manners. Anonymous Children |
| A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five. Groucho Marx Children |
| Children seldom misquote you. In fact, they usually repeat word for word what you shouldn't have said. Anonymous Children |
| Actually, the only memory I have of being a Cub Scout was trying to get my hat back. That was all I did. Run back and forth at my bus stop going Jerry Seinfeld Children |
| Blessed are the young for they shall inherit the national debt. Herbert Hoover Children |
| Children today are tyrants. They contradict their parent, gobble their food, and tyrannize their teachers. Socrates Children |
| Familiarity breeds contempt - and children. Mark Twain Children |
| I am not young enough to know everything. Oscar Wilde Children |
| Flowers are words which even a baby can understand. Arthur C Coxe Children |
| I love children, especially when they cry, for then someone takes them away. Nancy Mitford Children |
