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Jerry Seinfeld A two year old is kind of like having a blender b Quotes


A two-year old is kind of like having a blender, but you don't have a top for it. Jerry Seinfeld Children
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Actually, the only memory I have of being a Cub Scout was trying to get my hat back. That was all I did. Run back and forth at my bus stop going Jerry Seinfeld
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A two-year old is kind of like having a blender, but you don't have a top for it. Jerry Seinfeld
There is no such thing as fun for the whole family. Jerry Seinfeld
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