| Actually, I...this may sound a little West Texan to you, but I like it. When I'm talking about...when I'm talking about myself, and when he's talking about myself, all of us are talking about me. George W. Bush Funny |
| More from George W. Bush |
| The story of America is the story of expanding liberty: an ever-widening circle, constantly growing to reach further and include more. Our nation's founding commitment is still our deepest commitment: In our world, and here at home, we will extend the frontiers of freedom. George W. Bush |
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| Grief and tragedy and hatred are only for a time. Goodness, remembrance and love have no end, and the Lord of life holds all who die and all who mourn. George W. Bush |
| By heritage and by choice, the United States of America will make that stand. George W. Bush |
| America will never run... And we will always be grateful that liberty has found such brave defenders. George W. Bush |
| America has never been an empire. We may be the only great power in history that had the chance, and refused – preferring greatness to power and justice to glory. George W. Bush |
| America has never been united by blood or birth or soil. We are bound by ideals that move us beyond our backgrounds, lift us above our interests and teach us what it means to be citizens. George W. Bush |
| We will starve terrorists of funding, turn them one against another, drive them from place to place, until there is no refuge or no rest. And we will pursue nations that provide aid or safe haven to terrorism. Every nation, in every region, now has a decision to make. Either you are with us, or you are with the terrorists. George W. Bush |
| "Over time it's going to be important for nations to know they will be held accountable for inactivity. You're either with us or against us in the fight against terror." George W. Bush |
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| The survival of liberty in our land increasingly depends on the success of liberty in other lands. George W. Bush |
| When you stand for your liberty, we will stand with you. George W. Bush |
| More in the Funny category |
| You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake. Bob Hope Funny |
| I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the ordeal of meeting me is another matter. Winston Churchill Funny |
| Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for that. It's called EVERYBODY, and they meet at the bar. Drew Carey Funny |
| Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died. Erma Bombeck Funny |
| You grow up the day you have your first real laugh -- at yourself. Ethel Barrymore Funny |
| Why can we remember the tiniest detail that has happened to us, and not remember how many times we have told it to the same person. François de la Rochefoucauld Funny |
| The trouble with being punctual is that nobody's there to appreciate it. Franklin P. Jones Funny |
| I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't met me yet. Rodney Dangerfield Funny |
| When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried before. Mae West Funny |
| The advantage of a bad memory is that one enjoys several times the same good things for the first time Friedrich Nietzsche Funny |
