| "So, I bought a new cd and I was trying to get it open but couldn't with all the layers..I mean plastic and then tape and the tape is like government tape. It says open here..is that sarcasm?, and buy batteries and they are in there with layers and layers of cardboard and then scissors....you need scissors to get into scissors, what if you were buying them for the first time? you wouldnt be able to get them open. Then you try and buy a light bulb and it's this thin thin cardboard .....what are they thinking? "Ohh they'll be fine" Ellen DeGeneres Trying |
| More from Ellen DeGeneres |
| I really don't think I need buns of steel. I'd be happy with buns of cinnamon. Ellen DeGeneres |
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| My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She's ninety-seven now, and we don't know where the hell she is. Ellen DeGeneres |
| Friends will write me letters. They run out of room on the front of the letter. They write "over" on the bottom of the letter. Like I'm that much of a moron. Like I need that there. Because if it wasn't there, I'd get to the bottom of the page: "And so Kathy and I went shopping and we..." That's the craziest thing! I don't know why she would just end it that way. Ellen DeGeneres |
| In the beginning there was nothing. God said, "Let there be light!" And there was light. There was still nothing, but you could see it a whole lot better. Ellen DeGeneres |
| My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She's ninety-three today and we don't know where the hell she is. Ellen DeGeneres |
| I was in yoga the other day. I was in full lotus position. My chakras were all aligned. My mind is cleared of all clatter and I'm looking out of my third eye and everything that I'm supposed to be doing. It's amazing what comes up, when you sit in that silence. "Mama keeps whites bright like the sunlight, Mama's got the magic of Clorox2." Ellen DeGeneres |
| In the beginning there was nothing. God said, 'Let there be light!' And there was light. There was still nothing, but you could see it a whole lot better. Ellen DeGeneres |
| You have to stay in shape. My grandmother, she started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She's 97 today and we don't know where the hell she is. Ellen DeGeneres |
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| My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She's ninety-five now, and we don't know where the hell she is. Ellen DeGeneres |
| I'm a godmother, that's a great thing to be, a godmother. She calls me god for short, that's cute, I taught her that. Ellen DeGeneres |
| More in the Trying category |
| Anyone who thinks that they are too small to make a difference has never tried to fall asleep with a mosquito in the room. Christie Todd Whitman Trying |
| You can't always get what you want, but if you try sometimes, you might find, you get what you need The Rolling Stones Trying |
| Courage is the discovery that you may not win, and trying when you know you can lose. Tom Krause Trying |
| If you hear that someone is speaking ill of you, instead of trying to defend yourself you should say: "He obviously does not know me very well, since there are so many other faults he could have mentioned" Epictetus Trying |
| Try and fail, but don't fail to try. Stephen Kaggwa Trying |
| Even a fool knows you can't touch the stars, but it won't keep the wise from trying. Harry Anderson Trying |
| To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment. Ralph Waldo Emerson Trying |
| If at first you do succeed, try something harder Proverb Trying |
| They spoil every romance by trying to make it last forever. Oscar Wilde Trying |
| Courage doesn't always roar. Sometimes courage is the quiet voice at the end of the day saying, "I will try again tomorrow. Mary Anne Radmacher Trying |
