| Normal is getting dressed in clothes that you buy for work and driving through traffic in a car that you are still paying for - in order to get to the job you need to pay for the clothes and the car, and the house you leave vacant all day so you can afford to live in it. Ellen DeGeneres Clothes |
| More from Ellen DeGeneres |
| I really don't think I need buns of steel. I'd be happy with buns of cinnamon. Ellen DeGeneres |
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| My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She's ninety-seven now, and we don't know where the hell she is. Ellen DeGeneres |
| Friends will write me letters. They run out of room on the front of the letter. They write "over" on the bottom of the letter. Like I'm that much of a moron. Like I need that there. Because if it wasn't there, I'd get to the bottom of the page: "And so Kathy and I went shopping and we..." That's the craziest thing! I don't know why she would just end it that way. Ellen DeGeneres |
| In the beginning there was nothing. God said, "Let there be light!" And there was light. There was still nothing, but you could see it a whole lot better. Ellen DeGeneres |
| My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She's ninety-three today and we don't know where the hell she is. Ellen DeGeneres |
| I was in yoga the other day. I was in full lotus position. My chakras were all aligned. My mind is cleared of all clatter and I'm looking out of my third eye and everything that I'm supposed to be doing. It's amazing what comes up, when you sit in that silence. "Mama keeps whites bright like the sunlight, Mama's got the magic of Clorox2." Ellen DeGeneres |
| In the beginning there was nothing. God said, 'Let there be light!' And there was light. There was still nothing, but you could see it a whole lot better. Ellen DeGeneres |
| You have to stay in shape. My grandmother, she started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She's 97 today and we don't know where the hell she is. Ellen DeGeneres |
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| My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She's ninety-five now, and we don't know where the hell she is. Ellen DeGeneres |
| I'm a godmother, that's a great thing to be, a godmother. She calls me god for short, that's cute, I taught her that. Ellen DeGeneres |
| More in the Clothes category |
| Laws should be like clothes. They should be made to fit the people they serve. Clarence Darrow Clothes |
| I'd much rather be a woman than a man. Women can cry, they can wear cute clothes, and they're the first to be rescued off sinking ships Gilda Radner Clothes |
| I met this wonderful girl at Macy's. She was buying clothes and I was putting Slinkies on the escalator. Stephen Wright Clothes |
| A pretty face and fine clothes do not make character Proverb Clothes |
| She wore far too much rouge last night and not quite enough clothes. That is always a sign of despair in a woman. Oscar Wilde Clothes |
| Throw off your worries when you throw off your clothes at night. Napoleon Bonaparte Clothes |
| The older we grow the greater becomes our wonder at how much ignorance one can contain without bursting one's clothes Mark Twain Clothes |
| Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society. Mark Twain Clothes |
| If most of us are ashamed of shabby clothes and shoddy furniture, let us be more ashamed of shabby ideas and shoddy philosophies... It would be a sad situation if the wrapper were better than the meat wrapped inside it. Albert Einstein Clothes |
| Those who do not study are only cattle dressed up in men's clothes Chinese Proverbs Clothes |
