| My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She's ninety-seven now, and we don't know where the hell she is. Ellen DeGeneres Grandparents |
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| I really don't think I need buns of steel. I'd be happy with buns of cinnamon. Ellen DeGeneres |
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| My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She's ninety-seven now, and we don't know where the hell she is. Ellen DeGeneres |
| Friends will write me letters. They run out of room on the front of the letter. They write "over" on the bottom of the letter. Like I'm that much of a moron. Like I need that there. Because if it wasn't there, I'd get to the bottom of the page: "And so Kathy and I went shopping and we..." That's the craziest thing! I don't know why she would just end it that way. Ellen DeGeneres |
| In the beginning there was nothing. God said, "Let there be light!" And there was light. There was still nothing, but you could see it a whole lot better. Ellen DeGeneres |
| My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She's ninety-three today and we don't know where the hell she is. Ellen DeGeneres |
| I was in yoga the other day. I was in full lotus position. My chakras were all aligned. My mind is cleared of all clatter and I'm looking out of my third eye and everything that I'm supposed to be doing. It's amazing what comes up, when you sit in that silence. "Mama keeps whites bright like the sunlight, Mama's got the magic of Clorox2." Ellen DeGeneres |
| In the beginning there was nothing. God said, 'Let there be light!' And there was light. There was still nothing, but you could see it a whole lot better. Ellen DeGeneres |
| You have to stay in shape. My grandmother, she started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She's 97 today and we don't know where the hell she is. Ellen DeGeneres |
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| My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She's ninety-five now, and we don't know where the hell she is. Ellen DeGeneres |
| I'm a godmother, that's a great thing to be, a godmother. She calls me god for short, that's cute, I taught her that. Ellen DeGeneres |
| More in the Grandparents category |
| Grandmas are moms with lots of frosting. Author Unknown Grandparents |
| What a bargain grandchildren are! I give them my loose change, and they give me a million dollars' worth of pleasure. Gene Perret Grandparents |
| Grandmothers are just antique little girls. Author Unknown Grandparents |
| Grandfathers are just antique little boys. Author Unknown Grandparents |
| Perfect love sometimes does not come until the first grandchild. Welsh Proverb Grandparents |
| A child needs a grandparent, anybody's grandparent, to grow a little more securely into an unfamiliar world. Charles and Ann Morse Grandparents |
| A grandmother is a babysitter who watches the kids instead of the television. Author Unknown Grandparents |
| What children need most are the essentials that grandparents provide in abundance. They give unconditional love, kindness, patience, humor, comfort, lessons in life. And, most importantly, cookies. Rudolph Giuliani Grandparents |
| A house needs a grandma in it. Louisa May Alcott Grandparents |
| Our grandchildren accept us for ourselves, without rebuke or effort to change us, as no one in our entire lives has ever done, not our parents, siblings, spouses, friends - and hardly ever our own grown children. Ruth Goode Grandparents |
