| I gotta work out. I keep saying it all the time. I keep saying I gotta start working out. It's been about two months since I've worked out. And I just don't have the time. Which uh..is odd. Because I have the time to go out to dinner. And uh..and watch tv. And get a bone density test. And uh.. try to figure out what my phone number spells in words. Ellen DeGeneres Saying |
| More from Ellen DeGeneres |
| I really don't think I need buns of steel. I'd be happy with buns of cinnamon. Ellen DeGeneres |
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| My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She's ninety-seven now, and we don't know where the hell she is. Ellen DeGeneres |
| Friends will write me letters. They run out of room on the front of the letter. They write "over" on the bottom of the letter. Like I'm that much of a moron. Like I need that there. Because if it wasn't there, I'd get to the bottom of the page: "And so Kathy and I went shopping and we..." That's the craziest thing! I don't know why she would just end it that way. Ellen DeGeneres |
| In the beginning there was nothing. God said, "Let there be light!" And there was light. There was still nothing, but you could see it a whole lot better. Ellen DeGeneres |
| My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She's ninety-three today and we don't know where the hell she is. Ellen DeGeneres |
| I was in yoga the other day. I was in full lotus position. My chakras were all aligned. My mind is cleared of all clatter and I'm looking out of my third eye and everything that I'm supposed to be doing. It's amazing what comes up, when you sit in that silence. "Mama keeps whites bright like the sunlight, Mama's got the magic of Clorox2." Ellen DeGeneres |
| In the beginning there was nothing. God said, 'Let there be light!' And there was light. There was still nothing, but you could see it a whole lot better. Ellen DeGeneres |
| You have to stay in shape. My grandmother, she started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She's 97 today and we don't know where the hell she is. Ellen DeGeneres |
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| My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She's ninety-five now, and we don't know where the hell she is. Ellen DeGeneres |
| I'm a godmother, that's a great thing to be, a godmother. She calls me god for short, that's cute, I taught her that. Ellen DeGeneres |
| More in the Saying category |
| They invented hugs to let people know you love them without saying anything. Bil Keane Saying |
| Having a positive mental attitude is asking how something can be done rather than saying it can't be done. Bo Bennett Saying |
| Every one says forgiveness is a lovely idea, until they have something to forgive. C.S. Lewis Saying |
| Sometimes I lie awake at night, and ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?' Then a voice says to me, 'This is going to take more than one night.' Charles M. Schulz Saying |
| You are always a valuable, worthwhile human being -- not because anybody says so, not because you're successful, not because you make a lot of money -- but because you decide to believe it and for no other reason. Wayne Dyer Saying |
| Saying goodbye doesn't mean anything. It's the time we spent together that matters, not how we left it. Trey Parker Saying |
| It's like the drag fairy coming and saying 'Whatwould you like to do?' Um, yeah karate. Gerard Way Saying |
| Who you are speaks so loudly I can't hear what you're saying. Ralph Waldo Emerson Saying |
| Silences make the real conversations between friends. Not the saying but the never needing to say is what counts. Margaret Lee Runbeck Saying |
| Courage doesn't always roar. Sometimes courage is the quiet voice at the end of the day saying, "I will try again tomorrow. Mary Anne Radmacher Saying |
