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| The happiness of a man in this life does not consist in the absence but in the mastery of his passions. Alfred Lord Tennyson Quotes |
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| I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty. George Burns Quotes |
| A man can sleep around, no questions asked, but if a woman makes nineteen or twenty mistakes she's a tramp. Joan Rivers Quotes |
| In America sex is an obsession, in other parts of the world it is a fact. Marlene Dietrich Quotes |
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| It is with our passions, as it is with fire and water, they are good servants but bad masters. Aesop Quotes |
| An intellectual is a person who has discovered something more interesting than sex. Aldous Leonard Huxley Quotes |
| Food has replaced sex in my life, now I can't even get into my own pants Anonymous Quotes |
| Sex appeal is fifty percent what you've got and fifty percent what people think you've got. Sophia Loren Quotes |
| Sex is an emotion in motion Mae West Quotes |
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| Remember, if you smoke after sex you're doing it too fast. Woody Allen Quotes |
| Sex on television can't hurt you unless you fall off. Author Unknown Quotes |
| For the first time in history, sex is more dangerous than the cigarette afterward. Jay Leno Quotes |
| When a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $3.95 a minute. Author Unknown Quotes |
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| No matter how much cats fight, there always seem to be plenty of kittens. Abraham Lincoln Quotes |
| Sex relieves tension - love causes it. Woody Allen Quotes |
| Men wake up aroused in the morning. We can't help it. We just wake up and we want you. And the women are thinking, Andy Rooney Quotes |
| Why should we take advice on sex from the pope? If he knows anything about it, he shouldn't! George Bernard Shaw Quotes |
| Sex without love is an empty experience, but as empty experiences go it's one of the best. Woody Allen Quotes |
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| Sudden acquaintance brings repentance. Thomas Fuller Quotes |
| Nymphomaniac: a woman as obsessed with sex as an average man. Mignon McLaughlin Quotes |
| Sex: the pleasure is momentary, the position ridiculous, and the expense damnable. Lord Chesterfield Quotes |
| I want to tell you a terrific story about oral contraception.I asked this girl to sleep with me and she said 'No.' Woody Allen Quotes |
| My father told me all about the birds and the bees, the liar - I went steady with a woodpecker till I was twenty-one. Bob Hope Quotes |
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| Sex is like snow; you never know how many inches you are going to get or how long it is going to last. Anonymous Quotes |
| Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go its pretty damn good. Woody Allen Quotes |
| Sex—the great inequality, the great miscalculator, the great Irritator. Enid Bagnold Quotes |
| Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble. John Barrymore Quotes |
| What comes first in a relationship is lust - then more lust. Jacqueline Bisset Quotes |
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| "And I wanted to cry out at her that I could not put the body apart from the soul, and that the comfort of her body was more than a thing of the flesh, but was also a comfort of the soul, and why it was I could not say, and why it should be, I could not say, but there was in it nothing that was ugly or evil, but only good. But how can one find such words?" Robert McAfee Brown Quotes |
| Sex can be fun after eighty, after ninety, and after lunch! George Burns Quotes |
| What do I know about sex? I'm a married man. Tom Clancy Quotes |
| Sex. In America an obsession. In other parts of the world a fact. Marlene Dietrich Quotes |
| Sex in a woman’s world has the same currency a penny has in a man’s. Every penny saved is a penny earned in one world and in the next every sexual adventure is a literary experience. Harry Golden Quotes |
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| If sex and creativity are often seen by dictators as subversive activities, it’s because they lead to the knowledge that you own your own body (and with it your own voice), and that’s the most revolutionary insight of all. Erica Jong Quotes |
| Sex education is legitimate in that girls cannot be taught soon enough how children don’t come into the world. Karl Kraus Quotes |
| Learning and sex until rigor mortis. Maggie Kuhn Quotes |
| Sex is the one thing you cannot really swindle; and it is The Centre of the worst swindling of all, emotional swindling.... Sex lashes out against counterfeit emotion, and is ruthless, devastating against false love. D. H. (David Herbert) Lawrence Quotes |
| Sex appeal is fifty percent what you’ve got and fifty percent what people think you’ve got. Sophia Loren Quotes |
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| I married a German. Every night I dress up as Poland and he invades me. Bette Midler Quotes |
| Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation. The other eight are unimportant. Henry Miller Quotes |
| A sex symbol becomes a thing.... I just hate to be a thing. Marilyn Monroe Quotes |
| Sex is metaphysical for men, as it is not for women. Women have no problem to solve through sex. Physically and psychologically, they are serenely self-contained. They may choose to achieve, but they do not need it. They are not thrust into the beyond by their own fractious bodies. But men are out of balance; they must quest, pursue, court, or seize.... How often one spots a male pigeon making desperate, self-inflating sallies toward the female, as again and again she turns her back on him and nonchalantly marches away. But by concentration and insistence he may carry the day. Nature has blessed him with an obliviousness to his own absurdity. Camille Anna Paglia Quotes |
As I grow older and older
And totter towards the tomb,
I find I care less and less
Who goes to bed with whom. Dorothy L. Sayers Quotes |
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If sex were all, then every trembling hand
Could make us squeak, like dolls, the wished-for words. Wallace Stevens Quotes |
| Of the delights of this world, man cares most for sexual intercourse. He will go to any length for it-risk Fortune, character, reputation, life itself. Mark Twain Quotes |
| Of all the various kinds of sexual intercourse, this has the least to recommend it. As an amusement, it is too fleeting; as an occupation, it is too wearing; as a public exhibition, there is no money in it. It is unsuited to the drawing room, and in the most cultured society it has long been banished from the social board. It has at last, in our day of progress and improvement, been degraded to brotherhood with flatulence. Among the best bred, these two arts are now indulged only in private--- though by consent of the whole company, when only males are present, it is still permissible, in good society, to remove the embargo on the fundamental sigh. Mark Twain Quotes |
| Sex is like money; only too much is enough. John Updike Quotes |
| Sex is a conversation carried out by other means. If you get on well out of bed, half the problems of bed are solved. Peter Ustinov Quotes |
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| Sex is. There is nothing more to be done about it. Sex builds no roads, writes no novels and sex certainly gives no meaning to anything in life but itself. Gore Vidal Quotes |
| Sex is more exciting on the screen and between the pages than between the sheets. Andy Warhol Quotes |
| Love and sex can go together and sex and unlove can go together and love and unsex can go together. But personal love and personal sex is bad. Andy Warhol Quotes |
Sex contains all, bodies, souls,
Meanings, proofs, purities, delicacies, results, promulgations,
Songs, commands, health, pride, the maternal mystery, the seminal milk,
All hopes, benefactions, bestowals, all the passions, loves, beauties,
delights of the earth. Walt Whitman Quotes |
| The tragedy of sexual intercourse is the perpetual virginity of the soul. William B. Yeats Quotes |
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| Sex on television can't hurt you unless you fall off. Author Unknown Quotes |
| Flies spread disease - keep yours zipped. Author Unknown Quotes |
| Remember, if you smoke after sex you're doing it too fast. Woody Allen Quotes |
| Don't knock masturbation - it's sex with someone I love. Woody Allen Quotes |
| Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer. Swami X Quotes |
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| Men get laid, but women get screwed. Quentin Crisp Quotes |
| It is bad enough that people are dying of AIDS, but no one should die of ignorance. Elizabeth Taylor Quotes |
| When a guy goes to a hooker, he's not paying her for sex, he's paying her to leave. Author Unknown Quotes |
| A dirty book is rarely dusty. Author Unknown Quotes |
| When a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $3.95 a minute. Author Unknown Quotes |
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| Life in Lubbock, Texas, taught me two things: One is that God loves you and you're going to burn in hell. The other is that sex is the most awful, filthy thing on earth and you should save it for someone you love. Butch Hancock Quotes |
| To hear many religious people talk, one would think God created the torso, head, legs and arms, but the devil slapped on the genitals. Don Schrader Quotes |
| The best sex education for kids is when Daddy pats Mommy on the fanny when he comes home from work. William H. Masters Quotes |
| There are three possible parts to a date, of which at least two must be offered: entertainment, food, and affection. It is customary to begin a series of dates with a great deal of entertainment, a moderate amount of food, and the merest suggestion of affection. As the amount of affection increases, the entertainment can be reduced proportionately. When the affection is the entertainment, we no longer call it dating. Under no circumstances can the food be omitted. Unknown Quotes |
| My reaction to porn films is as follows: After the first ten minutes, I want to go home and screw. After the first 20 minutes, I never want to screw again as long as I live. Erica Jong Quotes |
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| Familiarity breeds contempt - and children. Mark Twain Quotes |
| What is commonly called love, namely the desire of satisfying a voracious appetite with a certain quantity of delicate white human flesh. Henry Fielding Quotes |
| Sex is God's joke on human beings. Bette Davis Quotes |
| Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions. Woody Allen Quotes |
Against diseases here the strongest fence
Is the defensive vertue, Abstinence.
Robert Herrick, "Abstinence" Quotes |
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| Life without sex might be safer but it would be unbearably dull. It is the sex instinct which makes women seem beautiful, which they are once in a blue moon, and men seem wise and brave, which they never are at all. Throttle it, denaturalize it, take it away, and human existence would be reduced to the prosaic, laborious, boresome, imbecile level of life in an anthill. Henry Louis Mencken Quotes |
| AIDS obliges people to think of sex as having, possibly, the direst consequences: suicide. Or murder. Susan Sontag Quotes |
| There is nothing wrong with going to bed with someone of your own sex. People should be very free with sex, they should draw the line at goats. Elton John Quotes |
| There's nothing better than good sex. But bad sex? A peanut butter and jelly sandwich is better than bad sex. Billy Joel Quotes |
| The natural man has only two primal passions, to get and beget. William Osler Quotes |
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| The good thing about masturbation is that you don't have to get dressed up for it. Truman Capote Quotes |
| If you use the electric vibrator near water, you will come and go at the same time. Louise Sammons Quotes |
| Men wake up aroused in the morning. We can't help it. We just wake up and we want you. And the women are thinking, "How can he want me the way I look in the morning?" It's because we can't see you. We have no blood anywhere near our optic nerve. Andy Rooney Quotes |
| I think I could fall madly in bed with you. Author Unknown Quotes |
| Whoever called it necking was a poor judge of anatomy. Groucho Marx Quotes |
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| Sex is emotion in motion. Mae West Quotes |
Love's mysteries in souls do grow,
But yet the body is his book.
John Donne Quotes |
| Why should we take advice on sex from the pope? If he knows anything about it, he shouldn't! George Bernard Shaw Quotes |
| I thank God I was raised Catholic, so sex will always be dirty. John Waters Quotes |
| For women the best aphrodisiacs are words. The G-spot is in the ears. He who looks for it below there is wasting his time. Isabel Allende Quotes |
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| Sex without love is an empty experience, but as empty experiences go it's one of the best. Woody Allen Quotes |
| Sex between a man and a woman can be absolutely wonderful - provided you get between the right man and the right woman. Woody Allen Quotes |
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Literature is mostly about having sex and not much about having children; life is the other way around. David Lodge Quotes |
| Masturbation: the primary sexual activity of mankind. In the nineteenth century it was a disease; in the twentieth, it's a cure. Thomas Szasz Quotes |
| We have reason to believe that man first walked upright to free his hands for masturbation. Lily Tomlin Quotes |
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| An intellectual is a person who's found one thing that's more interesting than sex. Aldous Huxley Quotes |
| The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs less. Brendan Francis Quotes |
| The art of procreation and the members employed therein are so repulsive, that if it were not for the beauty of the faces and the adornments of the actors and the pent-up impulse, nature would lose the human species. Leonardo da Vinci Quotes |
| I know nothing about sex, because I was always married. Zsa Zsa Gabor Quotes |
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| The hypothalamus is one of the most important parts of the brain, involved in many kinds of motivation, among other functions. The hypothalamus controls the "Four F's": fighting, fleeing, feeding, and mating. Unknown psychology professor Quotes |
| Sex at age ninety is like trying to shoot pool with a rope. George Burns Quotes |
| It is not sex that gives the pleasure, but the lover. Marge Piercy Quotes |
| A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is smoking a cigarette with a satisfied smile on its face and the egg is frowning and looking put out. The egg mutters to no one in particular, "I guess we answered that question." Author Unknown Quotes |
| Love is a matter of chemistry, but sex is a matter of physics. Author Unknown Quotes |
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| Sex got me into trouble from the age of fifteen: I'm hoping that by the time I'm seventy I'll straighten it out. Harold Robbins Quotes |
| Nymphomaniac: a woman as obsessed with sex as an average man. Mignon McLaughlin Quotes |
| Conservatives say teaching sex education in the public schools will promote promiscuity. With our education system? If we promote promiscuity the same way we promote math or science, they've got nothing to worry about. Beverly Mickins Quotes |
| Nature abhors a virgin - a frozen asset. Clare Booth Luce Quotes |
| A widespread taste for pornography means that nature is alerting us to some threat of extinction. J.G. Ballard, "News from the Sun, Quotes |
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| You know, of course, that the Tasmanians, who never committed adultery, are now extinct. W. Somerset Maugham Quotes |
| It is not economical to go to bed early to save the candles if the result is twins. Chinese Proverb Quotes |
| Chastity: The most unnatural of the sexual perversions. Aldous Huxley Quotes |
| Obscenity is whatever gives the Judge an erection. Author Unknown Quotes |
| The only thing wrong with being an atheist is that there's nobody to talk to during an orgasm. Author Unknown Quotes |
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Out upon it, I have lov'd
Three whole days together;
And am like to love three more,
If it prove fair weather.
John Suckling Quotes |
| Love ain't nothing but sex misspelled. Harlan Ellison Quotes |
| Being with a woman all night never hurt no professional baseball player. It's staying up all night looking for a woman that does him in. Casey Stengel Quotes |
| Sex: the pleasure is momentary, the position ridiculous, and the expense damnable. Lord Chesterfield Quotes |
| Virginity can be lost by a thought. St. Jerome Quotes |
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| The tragedy is when you've got sex in the head instead of down where it belongs. D.H. Lawrence Quotes |
| Men reach their sexual peak at eighteen. Women reach theirs at thirty-five. Do you get the feeling that God is playing a practical joke? Rita Rudner Quotes |
| Pornography is supposed to arouse sexual desires. If pornography is a crime, when will they arrest makers of perfume? Richard Fleischer Quotes |
| Sex is the great amateur art. The professional, male or female, is frowned on: he or she misses the point, and spoils the show. David Cort Quotes |
| The best contraceptive is a glass of cold water: not before or after, but instead. Author Unknown Quotes |
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| Instruction in sex is as important as instruction in food; yet not only are our adolescents not taught the physiology of sex, but never warned that the strongest sexual attraction may exist between persons so incompatible in tastes and capacities that they could not endure living together for a week much less a lifetime. George Bernard Shaw Quotes |
Were kisses all the joys in bed,
One woman would another wed.
William Shakespeare Quotes |
| Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand. Woody Allen Quotes |
| Isn't it interesting how the sounds are the same for an awful nightmare and great sex? From the television show Quotes |
| Vanity, revenge, loneliness, boredom, all apply: lust is one of the least of the reasons for promiscuity. Mignon McLaughlin Quotes |
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| Don't worry, it only seems kinky the first time. Author Unknown Quotes |
| The reproduction of mankind is a great marvel and mystery. Had God consulted me in the matter, I should have advised him to continue the generation of the species by fashioning them out of clay. Martin Luther Quotes |
| Ovid, The Art of Love Quotes |
| Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery? Murray Banks Quotes |
| Anticipation makes the hard-on longer. Itsby Stevintary Quotes |
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I once knew a woman who offered her honor
So I honored her offer
And all night long I was on her and off her.
Author Unknown Quotes |
| Those who have prophesied dreadful consequences as a result of the greater sexual freedom which the young assert - unwanted babies, venereal disease and so on - are usually the very same people who seek the fulfillment of their prophecies by opposing the free availability to the young of contraception and the removal of the stigma and mystification that surround venereal disease. Colin Ward Quotes |
| Be naughty - save Santa a trip. Author Unknown Quotes |
| An erection is like the Theory of Relativity - the more you think about it, the harder it gets. Author Unknown Quotes |
| Men are those creatures with two legs and eight hands. Jayne Mansfield Quotes |
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| I'm all for bringing back the birch, but only between consenting adults. Gore Vidal Quotes |
| Hornover: what one wakes up with the morning after a night of getting too horny without release. Sommeil Liberosensa Quotes |
| The difference between light and hard is that you can sleep with a light on. Author Unknown Quotes |
| Kinky is using a feather. Perverted is using the whole chicken. Author Unknown Quotes |
| I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. Jay McInerney Quotes |
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| I'd like to meet the man who invented sex and see what he's working on now. Author Unknown Quotes |
| A student undergoing a word-association test was asked why a snowstorm put him in mind of sex. He replied frankly: "Because everything does." Honor Tracy Quotes |
| How lucky we are that we can reach our genitals instead of that spot on our back that itches. Flash Rosenberg Quotes |
| The difference between pornography and erotica is lighting. Gloria Leonard Quotes |
| Sex is interesting, but it's not totally important. I mean it's not even as important (physically) as excretion. A man can go seventy years without a piece of ass, but he can die in a week without a bowel movement. Charles Bukowski Quotes |
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| When authorities warn you of the sinfulness of sex, there is an important lesson to be learned. Do not have sex with the authorities. Matt Groening Quotes |
| There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL convertible. P.J. O'Rourke Quotes |
| I regret to say that we of the FBI are powerless to act in cases of oral-genital intimacy, unless it has in some way obstructed interstate commerce. J. Edgar Hoover, attributed Quotes |
| Pornography is the attempt to insult sex, to do dirt on it. D.H. Lawrence Quotes |
| I'm not cheap, but I am on special this week. Author Unknown Quotes |
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| Love is not the dying moan of a distant violin - it's the triumphant twang of a bedspring. S.J. Perelman Quotes |
| It doesn't matter what you do in the bedroom as long as you don't do it in the street and frighten the horses. Mrs. Patrick Campbell Quotes |
| A woman occasionally is quite a serviceable substitute for masturbation. Karl Kraus Quotes |
| Never let the little head do the thinking for the big head. Author Unknown Quotes |
| Our love could change the orbit of the earth. So, if a meteor ever comes hurtling towards earth with the guarantee of destruction, top scientists may call on us to, well, you know, do it like crazy for the sake of humankind. Author Unknown Quotes |
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| Nothing risqué, nothing gained. Alexander Woollcott Quotes |
| My cock doesn't talk politics. Stephal Sachs Quotes |
| To succeed with the opposite sex, tell her you're impotent. She can't wait to disprove it. Cary Grant Quotes |
| Tell him I've been too fucking busy - or vice versa. Dorothy Parker Quotes |
| My message to businessmen of this country when they go abroad on business is that there is one thing above all they can take with them to stop them catching AIDS, and that is the wife. Edwina Currie, quoted in Quotes |
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| [T]he common thread that binds nearly all animal species seems to be that males are willing to abandon all sense and decorum, even to risk their lives, in the frantic quest for sex. Randy Thornhill and Craig T. Palmer Quotes |
| When the history of civilization is written, it will be a biological history and Margaret Sanger will be its heroine. H.G. Wells Quotes |
| A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is smoking a cigarette with a satisfied smile on its face and the egg is frowning and looking put out. The egg mutters to no one in particular, "I guess we answered that question. Author Unknown Quotes |
| The best contraceptive is a glass of cold water: not before or after, but instead. Author Unknown Quotes |
| Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery? Author Unknown Quotes |
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| I once knew a woman who offered her honor
So I honored her offer
And all night long I was on her and off her. Author Unknown Quotes |
| Kinky is using a feather. Perverted is using the whole chicken. Author Unknown Quotes |
| Why should we take advice on sex from the pope? If he knows anything about it, he shouldn't! George Bernard Shaw Quotes |
| Chastity: The most unnatural of the sexual perversions. Aldous Huxley Quotes |
| Sex without love is merely healthy exercise. Robert A. Heinlein Quotes |
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| My reaction to porn films is as follows: After the first ten minutes, I want to go home and screw. After the first 20 minutes, I never want to screw again as long as I live. Erica Jong Quotes |
| Confidence is the sexiest thing a woman can have. It's much sexier than any body part. Aimee Mullins Quotes |
| Any piece of clothing can be sexy with a quietly passionate woman inside it. Anonymous Quotes |
| Instead of fulfilling the promise of infinite orgasmic bliss, sex in the America of the feminine mystique is becoming a strangely joyless national compulsion, if not a contemptuous mockery. Betty Friedan Quotes |
| Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place. Billy Crystal Quotes |
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| Mortal lovers must not try to remain at the first step; for lasting passion is the dream of a harlot and from it we wake in despair. C. S. Lewis Quotes |
| It's just human. We all have the jungle inside of us. We all have wants and needs and desires, strange as they may seem. If you stop to think about it, we're all pretty creative, cooking up all these fantasies. it's like a kind of poetry. Diane Frolov and Andrew Schneider Quotes |
| I'm too shy to express my sexual needs except over the phone to people I don't know. Garry Shandling Quotes |
| Sexually,we are all competing for the same seat on the bus and the thing that holds it together is the tightly held conceit that we are all sexual gods. How can I believe in my own uniqueness when there's a cat out there exactly the same as me? Jeff Melvoin Quotes |
| A man can sleep around, no questions asked, but if a woman makes nineteen or twenty mistakes she's a tramp. Joan Rivers Quotes |
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| Does it really matter what these affectionate people do-- so long as they don’t do it in the streets and frighten the horses! Mrs. Patrick Campbell Quotes |
| One thing I've learned in all these years is not to make love when you really don't feel it; there's probably nothing worse you can do to yourself than that. Norman Mailer Quotes |
| Life is a sexually transmitted disease. R. D. Laing Quotes |
| I know love and lust don't always keep the same company. Author Unknown Quotes |
| But seduction isn’t making someone do what they don’t want to do. Seduction is enticing someone into doing what they secretly want to do already. Waiter Rant Quotes |
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| I know nothing about sex because I was always married. Zsa Zsa Gabor Quotes |
| Playboy was founded on the notion that nice girls like sex too. Hugh Hefner Quotes |
| Playboy exploits sex the way Sports Illustrated exploits sports. Hugh Hefner Quotes |
| If there was going to be a sexual revolution, I would be its pamphleteer. Hugh Hefner Quotes |
| We may eventually come to realize that chastity is no more a virtue than malnutrition. Alex Comfort Quotes |
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| Women need a reason to have sex -- men just need a place. Billy Crystal Quotes |
| Physics is like sex: sure, it may give some practical results, but that's not why we do it. Richard P. Feynman Quotes |
| This is the second most exciting indoor sport, and the other one shouldn't have spectators. Dick Vertleib Quotes |
| I heard guys say they got into rock and roll to pick up women. I didn't get into rock to pick up women, but I sure adapted. Ted Nugent Quotes |
| Mortal lovers must not try to remain at the first step; for lasting passion is the dream of a harlot and from it we wake in despair. C.S. Lewis Quotes |
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| The world has suffered more from the ravages of ill-advised marriages than from virginity. Ambrose Bierce Quotes |
| Last night I discovered a new form of oral contraceptive. I asked a girl to go to bed with me and she said no. Woody Allen Quotes |
| I have an intense desire to return to the womb. Anybody's. Woody Allen Quotes |
| Being with a woman never hurt no professional ball player. It's staying up all night looking for a woman that does him in. Casey Stengel Quotes |
| I stopped getting the girl about ten years ago. Which is just as well because I'd forgotten what I wanted her for. John Wayne Quotes |
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| I believe that sex is a beautiful thing between two people. Between five, it's fantastic. Woody Allen Quotes |
| The curve is more powerful than the sword. Mae West Quotes |
| If you're given a choice between money and sex appeal, take the money. As you get older, the money will become your sex appeal. Katherine Hepburn Quotes |
| Sex is a three-letter word which needs some old-fashioned four-letter words to convey its full meaning. Author Unknown Quotes |
| Remember when safe sex meant not getting caught? Author Unknown Quotes |
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| Civilized people need love for full sexual satisfaction. Author Unknown Quotes |
| Of the delights of this world man cares most for sexual intercourse, yet he has left it out of his heaven. Mark Twain Quotes |
| Sex: the expense is damnable, the position is ridiculous, and the pleasure fleeting. Samuel Johnson Quotes |
| Sex without love is merely healthy exercise. Robert Heinlein Quotes |
| The difference between sex and death is that with death you can do it alone and no one is going to make fun of you. Woody Allen Quotes |
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| Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it. Woody Allen Quotes |
| There is one thing I would break up over, and that is if she caught me with another woman. I won't stand for that. Steve Martin Quotes |
| Don't have sex man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start talking to them. Steve Martin Quotes |
| I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy. Steve Martin Quotes |
| Power is the ultimate aphrodisiac. Henry Kissinger Quotes |
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| I haven't been with a woman in nine months. Mike Tyson Quotes |
| There may be some things better than sex, and some things worse than sex. But there is nothing exactly like it. Author Unknown Quotes |
| Children today know more about sex than I or my father did. Bill Cosby Quotes |
| Chastity...the most unnatural of all the sexual perversions. Aldous Huxley Quotes |
| Just because I look sexy on the cover of Rolling Stone doesn't mean I'm naughty. Britney Spears Quotes |
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| The cable TV sex channels don't expand our horizons, don't make us better people and don't come in clearly enough. Bill Maher Quotes |
| The first two facts which a healthy boy or girl feels about sex are these: first that it is beautiful and then that it is dangerous. GK Chesterton Quotes |
| Men want a woman whom they can turn on and off like a light switch. Ian Fleming Quotes |
| I like to say that I'm bisexual...when I want sex, I buy it. Boy George Quotes |
| Good sex is like good Bridge: if you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand. Mae West Quotes |
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| Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go, it's pretty damn good. Woody Allen Quotes |
| The good thing about being bisexual is that it doubles your chance of a date on a Saturday night. Woody Allen Quotes |
| Shopping is better than sex. If you're not satisfied after shopping you can make an exchange for something you really like. Adrienne Gusoff Quotes |
| Don't marry someone you would not be friends with if there was no sex between you. William Glasser Quotes |
| Sex without love is an empty experience, but, as empty experiences go, it's one of the best. Woody Allen Quotes |
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| The prison psychiatrist asked me if I thought sex was dirty. I told him only when it's done right. Woody Allen Quotes |
| You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither Drew Carey Quotes |
| In my sex fantasy, nobody ever loves me for my mind. Nora Ephron Quotes |
| Good sex is like good bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand. Mae West Quotes |
| It isn't premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married Matt Barry Quotes |
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| I lose my respect for the man who can make the mystery of sex the subject of a coarse jest, yet when you speak earnestly and seriously on the subject, is silent Henry David Thoreau Quotes |
| Sex education may be a good idea in the schools, but I don't believe the kids should be given homework Bill Cosby Quotes |
| Sex between 2 people is a beautiful thing; between 5 it's fantastic. Woody Allen Quotes |
| Don't knock masturbation - it's sex with someone I love Woody Allen Quotes |
| Money, it turned out, was exactly like sex, you thought of nothing else if you didn't have it and thought of other things if you did. James Arthur Baldwin Quotes |
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| Grown men should not be having sex with prostitutes unless they are married to them Jerry Falwell Quotes |
| Golf and sex are the only things you can enjoy without being good at them. Jimmy DeMaret Quotes |
| Laughter and orgasm are great bedfellows John Callahan Quotes |
| My wife is a sex object - every time I ask for sex, she objects. Les Dawson Quotes |
| Scratch most feminists and underneath there is a woman who longs to be a sex object, the difference is that is not all she longs to be Betty Rollin Quotes |
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| America has the longest prison sentences in the West, yet the only condition long sentences demonstrably cure is heterosexuality. Bruce Jackson Quotes |
| Sex is on the minds of most people, especially those who shouldn't be having it. William Glasser Quotes |
| Sex is a natural function. You can't make it happen, but you can teach people to let it happen. Dr. William H. Masters Quotes |
| If sex and creativity are often seen by dictators as subversive activities, it's because they lead to the knowledge that you own your own body (and with it your own voice), and that's the most revolutionary insight of all. Erica Jong Quotes |
| Religion is probably, after sex, the second oldest resource which human beings have available to them for blowing their minds Susan Sontag Quotes |
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| Everybody loves you when they are about to cum. Madonna Quotes |
| There is, hidden or flaunted, a sword between the sexes till an entire marriage reconciles them. C.S. Lewis Quotes |
| He and I had an office so tiny that an inch smaller and it would have been adultery. Dorothy Parker Quotes |
| The only unnatural sex act is that which you cannot perform. Alfred C. Kinsey Quotes |
| The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a lot less. Brendan Behan Quotes |
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| Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer sex raises some pretty good questions Woody Allen Quotes |
| Sex is like art. Most of it is pretty bad, and the good stuff is out of your price range. Scott Roeben Quotes |
| I wouldn't recommend sex, drugs or insanity for everyone, but they've always worked for me. Hunter S. Thompson Quotes |
| If it wasn't for pick-pockets I'd have no sex life at all. Rodney Dangerfield Quotes |
| Sex is a flame which uncontrolled may scorch; properly guided, it will light the torch of eternity Joseph Fetterman Quotes |
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| What's the three words you never want to hear while making love? Honey, I'm home. Ken Hammond Quotes |
| An orgasm a day keeps the doctor away Mae West Quotes |
| The trouble is that sex is a force of nature, and reason is not Ashleigh Brilliant Quotes |
| Sex is not sinful, but sin has perverted it. Walter Lang Quotes |
| I once made love for an hour and fifteen minutes, but it was the night the clocks are set ahead. Garry Shandling Quotes |
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| Nobody will ever win the battle of the sexes. There's too much fraternizing with the enemy. Henry Kissinger Quotes |
| Love without sex is still the most efficient form of hell known to man Peter Porter Quotes |
| When a person has sex, they're not just having it with that partner, they're having it with everybody that partner has had it with for the past ten years Otis Ray Bowen Quotes |
| Vasectomy means not ever having to say you are sorry Larry Adler Quotes |
| When the authorities warn you of the dangers of having sex, there is an important lesson to be learned. Do not have sex with the authorities. Matt Groening Quotes |
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| Civilized people cannot fully satisfy their sexual instinct without love Bertrand Russell Quotes |
| You can kill a lifetime without feeling anything but skin. Chuck Palahniuk Quotes |
| The art of life lies in taking pleasures as they pass, and the keenest pleasures are not intellectual, nor are they always moral. Aristippus Quotes |
| Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is. Barbara Bush Quotes |
| Some things are better than sex, and some are worse, but there's nothing exactly like it. W. C. Fields Quotes |
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| Sex is unclean, not because of the pleasure, but because of the suffering it brings Theodore Roeszak Quotes |
| No, no food. I want sex. Bring me some sex. Elliott Gould Quotes |
| Sex appeal is fifty percent what you've got and fifty percent what people think you've got. Sophia Loren Quotes |
| Sex is like washing your face - just something you do because you have to. Sex without love is absolutely ridiculous. Sex follows love, it never precedes it. Sophia Loren Quotes |
| All the privilege I claim for my own sex . . . is that of loving longest, when existence or when hope is gone. Jane Austen Quotes |
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| My wife wants sex in the back of the car and she wants me to drive. Rodney Dangerfield Quotes |
| Make love when you can. It's good for you. Kurt Vonnegut Jr. Quotes |
| An intellectual is a person who has discovered something more interesting than sex. Aldous Huxley Quotes |
| I often think that a slightly exposed shoulder emerging from a long satin nightgown packed more sex than two naked bodies in bed Bette Davis Quotes |
| You know, of course, that the Tasmanians, who never committed adultery, are now extinct William Somerset Maugham Quotes |
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| Is sex dirty? Only if it's done right Woody Allen Quotes |
| Death is one of the few things that can be done as easily lying down. The difference between sex and death is that with death you can do it alone and no one is going to make fun of you. Woody Allen Quotes |
| Masturbation: the primary sexual activity of mankind. In the nineteenth century it was a disease; in the twentieth, it's a cure. Thomas S. Szasz Quotes |
| Sex is hardly ever just about sex Shirley MacLaine Quotes |
| There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL convertible. P. J. O'Rourke Quotes |
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| The information encoded in your DNA determines your unique biological characteristics, such as sex, eye color, age and Social Security number. Dave Barry Quotes |
| The fact is I am not having sex. But I feel absolutely ripe for the ? what would you say ? plucking? Angelina Jolie Quotes |
| I need more sex, OK? Before I die I wanna taste everyone in the world. Angelina Jolie Quotes |
| Women complain about sex more often than men. Their gripes fall into two major categories: (1) Not enough. (2) Too much. Ann Landers Quotes |
| Sex is better than talk...Talk is what you suffer through so you can get to sex. Woody Allen Quotes |
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| A promiscuous person is a person who is getting more sex than you are Victor Lownes Quotes |
| When a woman reaches orgasm with a man she is only collaborating with the patriarchal system, eroticizing her own oppression Sheila Jeffrys Quotes |
| Madam, you have between your legs an instrument capable of giving pleasure to thousands - and all you can do is scratch it Sir Thomas Beecham Quotes |
| Women who love women are Lesbians. Men, because they can only think of women in sexual terms, define Lesbian as sex between women. Rita Mae Brown Quotes |
| That is the great distinction between the sexes. Men see objects, women see the relationships between objects. John Fowles Quotes |
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| I would do anything Tim [Burton] wanted me to. You know - have sex with an aardvark... I would do it. Johnny Depp Quotes |
| Among men, sex sometimes results in intimacy; among women, intimacy sometimes results in sex Barbara Cartland Quotes |
| I don't know the question, but sex is definitely the answer Woody Allen Quotes |
| Sex is a discovery Fannie Hurst Quotes |
| Romantic love is mental illness. But it's a pleasurable one. It's a drug. It distorts reality, and that's the point of it. It would be impossible to fall in love with someone that you really saw. Fran Lebowitz Quotes |
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| You have to be born a sex symbol. You don't become one. If you're born with it, you'll have it even when you're 100 years old. Sophia Loren Quotes |
| Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation. . .The other eight are unimportant Henry Miller Quotes |
| I know a man who gave up smoking, drinking, sex, and rich food. He was healthy right up to the day he killed himself. Johnny Carson Quotes |
| Marriage is for women the commonest mode of livelihood, and the total amount of undesired sex endured by women is probably greater in marriage than in prostitution. Bertrand Russell Quotes |
| I had to lie so much about sex, first when I was 15, because I wasn't supposed to be having it. And then when I got older, I lied to everybody I was having sex with, so I could have sex with other people. Cybill Sheperd Quotes |
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| There is hardly anyone whose sexual life, if it were broadcast, would not fill the world at large with surprise and horror. William Somerset Maugham Quotes |
| Sex is like having dinner: sometimes you joke about the dishes, sometimes you take the meal seriously. Woody Allen Quotes |
| I have tried sex with both men and women. I found I liked it. Dusty Springfield Quotes |
| Sex lies at the root of life, and we can never learn to reverence life until we know how to understand sex. Havelock Ellis Quotes |
| Sex is like money, golf and beer - even when it's bad, it's good. Jimmy Williams Quotes |
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| If you hate what you're seeing, you call it sex and violence. If you like it, you call it "romance and adventure." Joe Bob Briggs Quotes |
| Love is just a system for getting someone to call you darling after sex Julian Barnes Quotes |
| In the sex war, thoughtlessness is the weapon of the male, vindictiveness of the female. Cyril Connolly Quotes |
| How did sex come to be thought of as dirty in the first place? God must have been a Republican. Will Durst Quotes |
| I sold the memoirs of my sex life to a publisher - they are going to make a board game out of it Woody Allen Quotes |
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| That [sex] was the most fun I ever had without laughing. Woody Allen Quotes |
| If there is reincarnation, I'dd like to come back as Pamela Andersons fingertips. Woody Allen Quotes |
| Sexiness wears thin after a while and beauty fades, but to be married to a man who makes you laugh every day, ah, now that's a real treat. Joanne Woodward Quotes |
| The sexual embrace can only be compared with music and with prayer. Marcus Aurelius Quotes |
| I remember the first time I had sex - I kept the receipt. Groucho Marx Quotes |
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| Documentation is like sex: when it is good, it is very, very good; and when it is bad, it is better than nothing Dick Brandon Quotes |
| There is need of variety in sex, but not in love Theodore Reik Quotes |
| When modern woman discovered the orgasm, it was, combined with modern birth control, perhaps the biggest single nail in the coffin of male dominance. Eva Figes Quotes |
| Business is like sex. When it's good, it's very, very good; when it's not so good, it's still good. George Katona Quotes |
| Really, sex and laughter do go very well together, and I wondered - and I still do - which is more important. Hermione Gingold Quotes |
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| Programming is like sex: one mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life. Michael Sinz Quotes |
| Vibrators. I think they are great. They keep you out of stupid sex. I'd pitch them to anybody. Anne Heche Quotes |
| Marge, I'm going to miss you so much. And it's not just the sex. It's also the food preparation. Dan Castellaneta Quotes |
| In homosexual sex you know exactly what the other person is feeling, so you are identifying with the other person completely. In heterosexual sex you have no idea what the other person is feeling. William S. Burroughs Quotes |
| I feel sexy when I get out of the tub - your skin is fresh and you've put up your hair without looking. Shania Twain Quotes |
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| I honestly don't understand the big fuss made over nudity and sex in films. It's silly. On TV, The Children can watch people murdering each other, which is a very unnatural thing, but they can't watch two people in the very natural process of making love. Now, really, that doesn't make any sense, does it? Sharon Tate Quotes |
| Friends are generally of the same sex, for when men & women agree, it is only in their conclusions; their reasons are always different. George Santayana Quotes |
| Women are never disarmed by compliments. Men always are. That is the difference between the sexes. Oscar Wilde Quotes |
| I don't want to play sex roles any more. I'm tired of being known as the girl with the shape. Marilyn Monroe Quotes |
| You mustn't force sex to do the work of love or love to do the work of sex Mary McCarthy Quotes |
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| I don't see why I can't have friends of both sexes without wild rumors being circulated. It's crazy. Leonardo DiCaprio Quotes |
| I feel a lot healthier when I'm having sex. Physically. I feel all these jitters when I wake up in the morning. Just energy jitters. I take vitamins, I work out every day. When I'm having sex, I don't have that. Alyssa Milano Quotes |
| I've never had casual sex, I have always dated the girls I've done pyshical things with. I like knowing the person and them knowing me. Ville Valo Quotes |
| I write about sex, not love. What do I know about love? Sarah Jessica Parker Quotes |
| I blame my mother for my poor sex life. All she told me was 'the man goes on top and the woman underneath.' For three years my husband and I slept in bunk beds. Joan Rivers Quotes |
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| If you're going to be sexy in a photo, you'd better be thinking about sex rather than about being sexy. Peta Wilson Quotes |
| Once, power was considered a masculine attribute. In fact, power has no sex. Katharine Graham Quotes |
| Nothing is either all masculine or all feminine except having sex Marlo Thomas Quotes |
| Rumours have a rich sex life Loesje Quotes |
| In every power, of which taste is The Foundation, excellence is pretty fairly divided among the sexes. Jane Austen Quotes |
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| Sticks and stones may break my bones, but whips and chains excite me! AJ McLean Quotes |
| The women's movement hasn't changed my sex life. It wouldn't dare. Zsa Zsa Gabor Quotes |
| Love is the self-delusion we manufacture to justify the trouble we take to have sex. Daniel S. Greenberg Quotes |
| Different though the sexes are, they inter-mix. In every human being a vacillation from one sex to the other takes place, and often it is only the clothes that keep the male or female likeness, while underneath the sex is very opposite of what it is above. Virginia Woolf Quotes |
| My mother was like a sister to me, only we didn't have sex quite so often. Emo Philips Quotes |
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| We have to be careful in this era of radical feminism, not to emphasize an equality of the sexes that leads women to imitate men to prove their equality. To be equal does not mean you have to be the same. Eva Burrows Quotes |
| The war between the sexes is the only one in which both sides regularly sleep with the enemy Quentin Crisp Quotes |
| I admit, I have a tremendous sex drive. My boyfriend lives forty miles away. Phyllis Diller Quotes |
| When play dies it becomes the Game When sex dies it becomes Climax. Jim Morrison Quotes |
| I refuse the compliment that I think like a man, thought has no sex, one either thinks or one does not. Clare Boothe Luce Quotes |
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| Puberty is the sickest joke God plays on us. So you're just noticing members of the sex: "Girls girls, ooo". Naturally you want to look your best, and God says "No! You will look the worst you've ever looked in your life!" Eddie Izzard Quotes |
| I think people should be free to engage in any sexual practices they choose; they should draw the line at goats though. Elton John Quotes |
| The major civilizing force in the world is not religion, it is sex Hugh Hefner Quotes |
| It was not her sex appeal but the obvious relish with which she devoured the hamburger that made my pulse begin to hammer with excitement. Ray Kroc Quotes |
| Beauty is only skin deep. I think what's really important is finding a balance of mind, body and spirit. Somebody said to me not too long ago, 'Until you're twenty, you have the face you are born with, and after that you have the face you deserve', and I really loved that - the idea that you wear who you are on your face. Jennifer Lopez Quotes |
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| Seems to me the basic conflict between men and women, sexually, is that men are like firemen. To men, sex is an emergency, and no matter what we're doing we can be ready in two minutes. Women, on the other hand, are like fire. They're very exciting, but the conditions have to be exactly right for it to occur." Jerry Seinfeld Quotes |
| It's been so long since I've had sex I've forgotten who ties up whom. Joan Rivers Quotes |
| Healthy, lusty sex is wonderful John Wayne Quotes |
| The '60s are gone, dope will never be as cheap, sex never as free, and the rock and roll never as great. Abbie Hoffman Quotes |
| There is no female mind. The brain is not an organ of sex. Might as well speak of a female liver. Charlotte Perkins Gilman Quotes |
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| I didn't practice abstinence, I perfected it. Dennis Wolfberg Quotes |
| He'd noticed that sex bore some resemblance to cookery: It fascinated people, they sometimes bought books full of complicated recipes and interesting pictures, and sometimes when they were hungry they created vast banquets in their imagination - but Terry Pratchett Quotes |
| Sex is something I really don't understand too hot. You never know where the hell you are. I keep making up these sex rules for myself, and then I break them right away. J. D. Salinger Quotes |
| You can't have rock and roll without drugs, you can't have rock and roll without sex. Rick James Quotes |
| Sex is good. Everybody does it and everybody should. Robbie Williams Quotes |
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| Freud was way off base in considering sex the fundamental motivation. The ruling passion in men is minding each other's business. Robert Frost Quotes |
| At the request of the Catholic Church, a three-day sex orgy to be held near Rio de Janeiro was cancelled last Friday. So instead I spent the weekend cleaning my apartment. Tina Fey Quotes |
| [I could not lose unless I was] caught in bed with a dead girl or a live boy. Edwin W. Edwards Quotes |
| I am fed up with men who use sex like a sleeping pill. Toni Braxton Quotes |
| In gardens, beauty is a by-product. The main business is sex and death. Sam Llewelyn Quotes |
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| Fashion is as profound and critical a part of the social life of man as sex, and is made up of the same ambivalent mixture of irresistible urges and inevitable taboos. Rene Konig Quotes |
| I'm a sex machine to both genders. It's all very exhausting. I need a lot of sleep. Rupert Everett Quotes |
| Sex is the last refuge of the miserable Quentin Crisp Quotes |
| Today, many people are engaging in same sex relationships and saying they are not gay. Pam Grier Quotes |
| Sex can still be great, even without an orgasm. Kristin Davis Quotes |
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| Sexual love is the most stupendous fact of the universe, and the most magical mystery our poor blind senses know. Amy Lowell Quotes |
| I've only slept with men I've been married to. How many women can make that claim? Elizabeth Taylor Quotes |
| I have not been animated in my life to fight against race and sex discrimination simply because of my own identity. That would mean that one must be South African to fight apartheid, or a poor white in Appalachia to fight poverty, or Jewish to fight anti-Semitism. And I just reject that conception of how struggles should be waged. Eleanor Holmes Norton Quotes |
| And thus it ever is: so long as woman labors to second man's endeavors and exalt his sex above her own, her virtues pass unquestioned; but when she dares to demand rights and privileges for herself, her motives, manners, dress, personal appearance, a Elizabeth Cady Stanton Quotes |
| You could talk about same-sex marriage, but people who have been married (say) 'It's the same sex all the time.' Robin Williams Quotes |
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| For flavor, instant sex will never supersede the stuff you have to peel and cook. Quentin Crisp Quotes |
| Blake said that the body was the soul's prison unless the five senses are fully developed and open. He considered the senses the 'windows of the soul.' When sex involves all the senses intensely, it can be like a mystical experience. Jim Morrison Quotes |
| Before we make love my husband takes a pain killer. Joan Rivers Quotes |
| Children always assume the sexual lives of their parents come to a grinding halt at their conception. Alan Bennett Quotes |
| Sex isn't the answer. Sex is the question, yes is the answer. AJ McLean Quotes |
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| The test of one's behavior pattern is their relationship to society, relationship to work and relationship to sex. Alfred Adler Quotes |
| I do not believe in sex distinction in literature, law, politics, or trade - or that modesty and virtue are more becoming to women than to men, but wish we had more of it everywhere. Belva Lockwood Quotes |
| If sex is such a natural phenomenon, how come there are so many books on how to do it Bette Midler Quotes |
| Affairs are loaded with romanticism, morality, mythology, and intense emotions. They're not really about sex, but about pain and fear and the desire to feel alive. They're also about betrayal. Emily Brown Quotes |
| I can live without it all / love with its blood pump, sex with its messy hungers, men with their peacock strutting, their silly sexual baggage, their wet tongues in my ear. Erica Jong Quotes |
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| You call this a relationship? [Maria] Well, it's tedious and the sex is dwindling, so from what I've heard, yes. [Samantha] Sex and the City Quotes |
| What pornographic literature does is precisely to drive a wedge between one's existence as a sexual being - while in ordinary life a healthy person is one who prevents such a gap from opening up Susan Sontag Quotes |
| Know that wealth, sex-delights, power, learning are all bondage. This is the beginning of wisdom. Swami Sivananda Quotes |
| Of all the forms of injustice, that is the most egregious which makes the circumstances of sex a reason for excluding one half of mankind from all those paths which lead to usefulness and honor Charles Brockden Brown Quotes |
| Whenever women catfight, men think it's going to turn to sex. Yasmine Bleeth Quotes |
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| I wish I had invented blue jeans. They have expression, modesty, sex appeal, simplicity - all I hope for in my clothes. Yves Saint Laurent Quotes |
| When you get to fifty-two food becomes more important than sex. Tom Lehrer Quotes |
| I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty George F. Burns Quotes |
| Sex is a bad thing because it rumples the clothes. Jacqueline Kennedy Onassis Quotes |
| At the heart of pornography is sexuality haunted by its own disappearance Jean Baudrillard Quotes |
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| I don't know what it means to be a sex symbol. When I look myself on a magazine cover I don't see it as me, but as someone painted, fluffed, puffed and done up. Jennifer Aniston Quotes |
| With me, nothing goes right. My psychiatrist said my wife and I should have sex every night. Now, we'll never see each other! Rodney Dangerfield Quotes |
| A woman never forgets her sex. She would rather talk with a man than an angel, any day. Washington Irving Quotes |
| If insemination were the sole biological function of sex, it could be achieved far more economically in a few seconds of mounting and insertion. Indeed, the least social of mammals mate with scarcely more ceremony. The species that have evolved long-term bonds are also, by and large, the ones that rely on elaborate courtship rituals. . . . Love and sex do indeed go together. Edward O. Wilson Quotes |
| My girlfriend said to me in bed last night' 'you're a pervert' I said, 'that's a big word for a girl of nine'. Emo Philips Quotes |
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| In real life I'm bone dry and when I play I'm a mango and in sex I'm starving to be a dripping mango Tori Amos Quotes |
| What pornography is really about, ultimately, isn't sex but death. Susan Sontag Quotes |
| I need sex for a clear complexion, but I'd rather do it for love. Joan Crawford Quotes |
| The human spirit sublimates the impulses it thwarts; a healthy sex life mitigates the lust for other sports Piet Hein Quotes |
| Neither sex, without some fertilization of the complimentary characters of the other, is capable of the highest reaches of human endeavor. Jean-Paul Sartre Quotes |
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| "Hey you wanna have sex and get married? ok then..." "that works every time!" Billie Joe Armstrong Quotes |
| kids- there has to be some penalty for sex! Bill Maher Quotes |
| The trouble is not that players have sex the night before a game. It's that they stay out all night looking for it. Casey Stengel Quotes |
| The best sex I have ever had was with my vibrator. Eva Longoria Quotes |
| People who are having a love-sex relationship are continuously lying to each other because the very nature of the relationship demands that they do, because you have to make a love object of this person, which means that you editorialize about them. You cut out what you don't want to see, you add this if it isn't there. And so therefore you're building a lie. Truman Capote Quotes |
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| In reality, everyone is good in bed. Close eyes. Shutdown brain. Pause as necessary. Restart brain. Open eyes. What's there to not be good at? Bed is the one place where laziness is rewarded. John Dobbin Quotes |
| That's the trouble, a sex symbol becomes a thing. But if I'm going to be a symbol of something, I'd rather have it sex than some other things we've got symbols of. Marilyn Monroe Quotes |
| We're all citizens of the womb, before we subdivide into sexes and shades- this side, that side. Ani Difranco Quotes |
| I believe that those who promote discrimination on the basis of sexual orientation or any other grounds are gravely mistaken about the values that make our nation strong. I will continue to move my administration in the direction of compassion, accep Bill Clinton Quotes |
| Don't bother discussing sex with small children. They rarely have anything to add. Fran Lebowitz Quotes |
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| I never miss a chance to have sex or appear on television. Gore Vidal Quotes |
| I started out to be a sex fiend, but I couldn't pass the physical Robert Mitchum Quotes |
| I've never had to pretend to be having sex with somebody. I'm like the queen of the foreplay dissolve. Julia Roberts Quotes |
| Just because society, and government, and whatever was different 100 years ago, doesn't mean that people didn't have sex, pick their nose, or swear. Kate Winslet Quotes |
| Social progress can be measured by the social position of the female sex Karl Marx Quotes |
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| Philosophy is to the real world as masturbation is to sex Karl Marx Quotes |
| Nine-tenths of the appeal of pornography is due to the indecent feelings concerning sex which moralists inculcate in the young; the other tenth is physiological, and will occur in one way or another whatever the state of the law may be. Bertrand Russell Quotes |
| It is good for a man not to touch a woman Bible Quotes |
| The only reason I would take up jogging is so that I could hear heavy breathing again. Erma Bombeck Quotes |
| I say I don’t sleep with married men, but what I mean is that I don’t sleep with happily married men. Britt Ekland Quotes |
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| After making love I said to my girl, "Was it good for you too?" And she said, "I don't think this was good for anybody Garry Shandling Quotes |
| It takes half the amount of time you dated someone to get over them. Sex and the City Quotes |
| I ask no favors for my sex... All I ask of our brethren is that they will take their feet from off our necks. Sarah Moore Grimke Quotes |
| Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope George F. Burns Quotes |
| It is better to be bold than too circumspect, because Fortune is of a sex which likes not a tardy wooer and repulses all who are not ardent Niccolo Machiavelli Quotes |
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| There is nothing safe about sex. There never will be. Norman Mailer Quotes |
| I feel like someone who I wouldn't let my own daughter fuck, and I also feel like someone who, if I was that daugther, would want to fuck more that anyone else. Marilyn Manson Quotes |
| Sex hasn't been the same since women started enjoying it. Lewis Grizzard Quotes |
| I haven't had sex in eight months. To be honest, I now prefer to go bowling. Lil' Kim Quotes |
| Wherever there is a human being, I see God-given rights inherent in that being, whatever may be the sex or complexion William Lloyd Garrison Quotes |
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| Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed. George F. Burns Quotes |
| The tree can teach you forbearance and tolerance. It offers shade to all, irrespective of age, sex or religion, nationality or status. It helps with fruit and shade even to the foe who lays his axe on its trunk! The dog can teach you a lesson in Faith, Self-less service and the process of Dedication. Sri Sathya Sai Baba Quotes |
| The most terrible thing about materialism, even more terrible than its proneness to violence, is its boredom, from which sex, alcohol, drugs, all devices for putting out the accusing light of reason and suppressing the unrealizable aspirations of love, offer a prospect of deliverance. Malcolm Muggeridge Quotes |
| Everyone probably thinks that I'm a raving nymphomaniac, that I have an insatiable sexual appetite, when the truth is I'd rather read a book. Madonna Quotes |
| My boyfriend and I live together, which means we don't have sex—ever. Now that the milk is free, we've both become lactose intolerant. Margaret Cho Quotes |
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| I have urged on woman independence of man, not that I do not think the sexes mutually needed by one another, but because in woman this fact has led to an excessive devotion, which has cooled love, degraded marriage and prevented it her sex from being what it should be to itself or the other. I wish woman to live, first for God's sake. Then she will not take what is not fit for her from a sense of weakness and poverty. Then if she finds what she needs in man embodied, she will know how to love and be worthy of being loved. Margaret Fuller Quotes |
| We may say that many, if not all, of the personality traits which we have called masculine or feminine are as lightly linked to sex as are the clothing, the manners, and the form of headdress that a society at a given period assigns to either sex Margaret Mead Quotes |
| A sex symbol becomes a thing. I hate being a thing. Marilyn Monroe Quotes |
| There are two things people want more than sex and money... recognition and praise. Mary Kay Ash Quotes |
| Sex is the biggest nothing of all time Andy Warhol Quotes |
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| The New Women! I could barely recognize them as being of the same sex as myself, their buttocks arrogant in tight jeans, openly inviting, breasts falling free and shameless and feeling no apparent obligation to smile, look pleasant or keep their voices low. And how they live! Just look at them to know how! If a man doesn't bring them to orgasm, they look for another who does. If by mistake they fall pregnant, they abort by vacuum aspiration. If they don't like the food, they push the plate away. If the job doesn't suit them, they hand in their notice. They are satiated by everything, hungry for nothing. They are what I wanted to be; they are what I worked for them to be: and now I see them, I hate them. Fay Weldon Quotes |
| The ability to make love frivolously is the chief characteristic which distinguishes human beings from the beasts Heywood C. Broun Quotes |
| Censorship is the strongest drive in human nature; sex is a weak second Phil Kerby Quotes |
| We must recognize that beneath the superficial classifications of sex and race the same potentialities exist, recurring generation after generation, only to perish because society has no place for them Margaret Mead Quotes |
| Sex is a part of nature. I go along with nature. Marilyn Monroe Quotes |
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| Being a sex symbol is a heavy load to carry, especially when one is tired, hurt and bewildered. Marilyn Monroe Quotes |
| I'm a failure as a woman. My men expect so much of me, because of the image they've made of me and that I've made of myself, as a sex symbol. Men expect so much, and I can't live up to it. Marilyn Monroe Quotes |
| To speak of morals in art is to speak of legislature in sex. Art is the sex of the imagination. George Jean Nathan Quotes |
| Continental people have sex-lives; the English have hot-water bottles George Mikes Quotes |
| I'm suggesting we call sex something else, and it should include everything from kissing to sitting close together Shere Hite Quotes |
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| Much of our highly valued cultural heritage has been acquired at the cost of sexuality Sigmund Freud Quotes |
| Sex pleasure in woman is a kind of magic spell; it demands complete abandon; if words or movements oppose the magic of caresses, the spell is broken. Simone de Beauvoir Quotes |
| The true feeling of sex is that of a deep intimacy, but above all of a deep complicity James Dickey Quotes |
| For the past twenty years you and I have been fed all day long on good solid lies about sex C.S. Lewis Quotes |
| My father always said, "Get married before the sex gets boring or you'll never get married." Chuck Palahniuk Quotes |
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| I never did like working out - it bears the same relationship to real sport as masturbation does to real sex David Lodge Quotes |
| People who live in glass houses don't have much of a sex life Tom Best Quotes |
| I have always been principally interested in men for sex. I've always thought any sane woman would be a lover of women because loving men is such a mess. I have always wished I'd fall in love with a woman. Damn. Germaine Greer Quotes |
| Boys and girls in America have such a sad time together; sophistication demands that they submit to sex immediately without proper preliminary talk. Not courting talk- real straight talk about souls, for life is holy and every moment is precious. Jack Kerouac Quotes |
| I never realized until lately that women were supposed to be the inferior sex. Katharine Hepburn Quotes |
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| Ever since Eve gave Adam the apple, there has been a misunderstanding between the sexes about gifts Nan Robertson Quotes |
| Sex is the mysticism of materialism and the only possible religion in a materialistic society. Malcolm Muggeridge Quotes |
| Sex is two plus two making five, rather than four. Sex is the X ingredient that you can't define, and it's that X ingredient between two people that make both a man and a woman good in bed. It's all relative. There are no rules. Marty Feldman Quotes |
| A king is always a king - and a woman always a woman: his authority and her sex ever stand between them and rational converse Mary Wollstonecraft Shelley Quotes |
| There will be sex after death, we just will not be able to feel it Lily Tomlin Quotes |
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| It seems to me that the real clue to your sex-orientation lies in your romantic feelings rather than in your sexual feelings. If you are really gay, you are able to fall in love with a man, not just enjoy having sex with him. Christopher Isherwood Quotes |
| There's no religion but sex and music. Sting Quotes |
| Sex is the ersatz or substitute religion of the 20th Century Malcolm Muggeridge Quotes |
| Instead of being presented with stereotypes by age, sex, color, class, or religion, children must have the opportunity to learn that within each range, some people are loathsome and some are delightful. Margaret Mead Quotes |
| MALE, n. A member of the unconsidered, or negligible sex. The male of the human race is commonly known (to the female) as Mere Man. The genus has two varieties: good providers and bad providers. Ambrose Bierce Quotes |
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| Sex is full of lies. The body tries to tell the truth. But, it's usually too battered with rules to be heard, and bound with pretenses so it can hardly move. We cripple ourselves with lies. Jim Morrison Quotes |
| Reading computer manuals without the hardware is as frustrating as reading sex manuals without the software. Arthur C. Clarke Quotes |
| It is not in giving life but in risking life that man is raised above the animal; that is why superiority has been accorded in humanity not to the sex that brings forth but to that which kills. Simone de Beauvoir Quotes |
| When my husband kisses my ears. My ears turn me on like nothing else, they must be my most erogenous zone. Just having my ears kneaded is like a full body massage. Rebecca Romijn Stamos Quotes |
| The little rift between the sexes is astonishingly widened by simply teaching one set of catchwords to the girls and another to the boys. Robert Louis Stevenson Quotes |
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| The turtle lives 'twixt plated decks Which practically conceal its sex. I think it clever of the turtle In such a fix to be so fertile. Ogden Nash Quotes |
| The orgasm has replaced the cross as the focus of longing and fulfillment Malcolm Muggeridge Quotes |
| When I get down on my knees, it is not to pray Madonna Quotes |
| Genuine equality between the sexes can only be realized in the process of the socialist transformation of society as a whole Mao Tse-Tung Quotes |
| Music, not sex, got me aroused. Marvin Gaye Quotes |
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| Of all the sexual aberrations, chastity is the strangest. Anatole France Quotes |
| I am an artist, art has no color and no sex. Whoopi Goldberg Quotes |
| Sex, a great and mysterious motive force in human life, has indisputably been a subject of absorbing interest to mankind through the ages. William J. Brennan Jr. Quotes |
| I've tried several varieties of sex. The conventional position makes me claustrophobic and The Others give me a stiff neck or lockjaw. Tallulah Bankhead Quotes |
| Life is not all about sex. [Samantha] Sex and the City Quotes |
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| The word love has by no means the same sense for both sexes, and this is one cause of the serious misunderstandings that divide them Simone de Beauvoir Quotes |
| A liberated woman is one who has sex before marriage and a job after. Gloria Steinem Quotes |
| I'm at the age where food has taken the place of sex in my life. In fact, I've just had a mirror put over my kitchen table. Rodney Dangerfield Quotes |
| The romantic love we feel toward the opposite sex is probably one extra help from God to bring you together, but that's it. All the rest of it, the true love, is the test. Joan Chen Quotes |
| Software is like sex: it's better when it's free. Linus Torvalds Quotes |
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| I never really had a childhood. I was around adults all the time. My favorite book when I was eight was Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex - But Were Afraid to Ask. I was not afraid to ask. Drew Barrymore Quotes |
| Seduction is always more singular and sublime than sex and it commands the higher price Jean Baudrillard Quotes |
| Men and women will retain their sex in heaven Pope John Paul II Quotes |
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