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| I haven't had sex in eight months. To be honest, I now prefer to go bowling. Kimberly Jones Quotes |
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| An apocryphal story - the word "apocryphal" here means "obviously untrue" - tells of two people, long ago, who were very bored, and that instead of complaining about it they sat up all night and invented the game of chess so that everyone else in the world, on evenings when there is nothing to do, can also be bored by the perplexing and tedious game they invented. Lemony Snicket Quotes |
| Chess is a sea in which a gnat may drink and an elephant may bathe. Indian Proverb Quotes |
'Tis all a chequer board of nights and days,
Where destiny with men for pieces plays;
Hither and thither, and mates, and slays.
Edward Fitzgerald Quotes |
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| The bowling alley is the poor man's country club. Sanford Hansell Quotes |
With spots quadrangular of diamond form,
Ensanguined hearts, clubs typical of strife,
And spades, the emblems of untimely graves.
William Cowper Quotes |
| Cards are war, in disguise of a sport. Charles Lamb Quotes |
| It is impossible to imagine Goethe or Beethoven being good at billiards or golf. Henry Louis Mencken Quotes |
| Life's too short for chess. Henry James Byron Quotes |
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| One of the advantages bowling has over golf is that you seldom lose a bowling ball. Don Carter Quotes |
| Whoever called snooker "chess with balls" was rude, but right. Clive James Quotes |
| It is impossible to win gracefully at chess. No man has yet said "Mate!" in a voice which failed to sound to his opponent bitter, boastful and malicious. A.A. Milne Quotes |
