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| 640K ought to be enough for anybody. Bill Gates (Born 1955) Quotes |
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| Computer : a million morons working at the speed of light. David Ferrier Quotes |
| Computers are useless. They can only give you answers. Pablo Picasso (1881-1973) Quotes |
| Computers aren't intelligent, they only think they are. Anonymous Quotes |
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| Considering the flames and intolerance, shouldn't USENET be spelled ABUSENET? Michael Meissner Quotes |
| Crash programs fail because they are based on theory that, with nine women pregnant, you can get a baby a month. Wernher Von Braun (1912-1977) Quotes |
| Guide to understanding a net addict's day:
Slow day: didn't have much to do, so spent three hours on Usenet.
Busy day: managed to work in three hours of Usenet.
Bad day: barely squeezed in three hours of Usenet. Anonymous Quotes |
| I have traveled the length and breadth of this country and talked with the best people, and I can assure you that data processing is a fad that won't last out the year. D. H. Lawrence Quotes |
| I'd wipe the machines off the face of the earth again, and end the industrial epoch absolutely, like a black mistake. Rob Stampfli Quotes |
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| If the automobile had followed the same development as the computer, a Rolls-Royce would today cost $100, get a million miles per gallon, and explode once a year killing everyone inside. Robert Cringely Quotes |
| If Unix is the face of the future I wanna go back to quill pens. Joseph Snipp Quotes |
| If you don't double-click me, I can't do anything. John Aniston Quotes |
| If you have any trouble sounding condescending, find a Unix user to show you how it's done. Scott Adams Quotes |
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| If you put garbage in a computer nothing comes out but garbage. But this garbage, having passed through a very expensive machine, is somehow ennobled and none dare criticize it. Anonymous Quotes |
| Imagine if every Thursday your shoes exploded if you tied them the usual way. This happens to us all the time with computers, and nobody thinks of complaining. Jeff Raskin Quotes |
| In view of all the deadly computer viruses that have been spreading lately, Weekend Update would like to remind you: when you link up to another computer, you're linking up to every computer that that computer has ever linked up to. Dennis Miller Quotes |
| It has become appallingly obvious that our technology has exceeded our humanity. Albert Einstein (1879-1955) Quotes |
| Live TV died in the late 1950s, electronic bulletin boards came along in the mid-1980s, meaning there was about a 25-year gap when it was difficult to put your foot in your mouth and have people all across the country know about it. Mark Leeper Quotes |
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| Men have become the tools of their tools. Henry David Thoreau (1817-1862) Quotes |
| Multimedia? As far as I'm concerned, it's reading with the radio on! Rory Bremner Quotes |
| Saying that Windows95 is equal to Macintosh is like finding a potato that looks like Jesus and believing you've witnessed the second coming. Guy Kawasaki Quotes |
| Technological progress is like an axe in the hands of a pathological criminal. Albert Einstein (1879-1955) Quotes |
| Technology makes it possible for people to gain control over everything, except over technology. John Tudor Quotes |
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| The future of the aircraft industry is still the responsibility of the engineer. Money alone never did and never will create anything. Anonymous Quotes |
| The goal of Computer Science is to build something that will last at least until we've finished building it. Andrew Brown Quotes |
| The idols of the nations are silicon and code, made by the hands of men. They have mouths, but cannot speak, eyes, but cannot see, ears, but cannot hear. Those who make them, will be like them, and so will all who trust in them. Jerry Olson Quotes |
| The Internet is so big, so powerful and pointless that for some people it is a complete substitute for life. B. F. Skinner Quotes |
| The wireless telegraph is not difficult to understand. The ordinary telegraph is like a very long cat. You pull the tail in New York, and it meows in Los Angeles. The wireless is the same, only without the cat. Albert Einstein (1879-1955) Quotes |
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| There are three kinds of death in this world. There's heart death, there's brain death, and there's being off the network. Guy Almes Quotes |
| There are two major products that come out of Berkeley: LSD and UNIX. We don't believe this to be a coincidence. Jeremy S. Anderson Quotes |
| There is no reason for any individual to have a computer in his home. Kenneth H. Olson Quotes |
| Those parts of the system that you can hit with a hammer (not advised) are called hardware; those program instructions that you can only curse at are called software. Anonymous Quotes |
| Usenet is like a herd of performing elephants with diarrhea -- massive, difficult to redirect, awe-inspiring, entertaining, and a source of mind-boggling amounts of excrement when you least expect it. Gene Spafford Quotes |
