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| A baby is God's opinion that the world should go on. Carl Sandburg Quotes |
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| Adam and Eve had many advantages, but the principal one was that they escaped teething. Mark Twain Quotes |
| A baby is a blank cheque made payable to the human race. Barbara Christine Seifert Quotes |
| One of the most obvious results of having a baby around the house is to turn two good people into complete idiots who probably wouldn't have been much worse than mere imbeciles without it. Georges Courteline Quotes |
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...a little child, born yesterday,
A thing on mother's milk and kisses fed...
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God's interest in the human race is nowhere better evinced than in obstetrics. Martin H. Fischer Quotes |
| When babies look beyond you and giggle, maybe they're seeing angels. Quoted in Quotes |
| Every baby needs a lap. Henry Robin Quotes |
| Getting down on all fours and imitating a rhinoceros stops babies from crying. (Put an empty cigarette pack on your nose for a horn and make loud "snort" noises.) I don't know why parents don't do this more often. Usually it makes the kid laugh. Sometimes it sends him into shock. Either way it quiets him down. If you're a parent, acting like a rhino has another advantage. Keep it up until the kid is a teenager and he definitely won't have his friends hanging around your house all the time. P.J. O'Rourke Quotes |
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| People who say they sleep like a baby usually don't have one. Leo J. Burke Quotes |
| Babies are such a nice way to start people. Don Herrold Quotes |
| Families with babies and families without babies are sorry for each other. Ed Howe Quotes |
| A baby is an angel whose wings decrease as his legs increase. Author Unknown Quotes |
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| Babies are always more trouble than you thought - and more wonderful. Charles Osgood Quotes |
