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| "Heat, ma’am!" I said; "it was so dreadful here, that I found there was nothing left for it but to take off my flesh and sit in my bones." Sydney Smith Quotes |
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| A hundred ten in the shade is sorta hot, but you don't have to shovel it off your driveway. Author Unknown Quotes |
| You know you live in Phoenix when you've experienced condensation on your butt cheeks from the hot water evaporating in the toilet bowl. Author Unknown Quotes |
Winter in 'Zona is spring
Spring is summer
Autumn is our winter
And summer is Hell.
Cherishe Archer Quotes |
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| You know you're an Arizona native when you have to look up "mass transit" in the dictionary. Paul Johnson, quoted in Quotes |
| You know you live in Phoenix when you are willing to park 3 blocks away because you actually found shade from a palm tree imported 300 miles from California and nurtured with water piped 250 miles from Nevada. Author Unknown Quotes |
| You know you're an Arizona native when you "hug" a cactus only once in your lifetime. Nancy Dedera, quoted in Quotes |
| Each season of adventure reality television gets more and more challenging. I'm waiting for them to come out with a Survivor: Phoenix in July edition. Linda Solegato Quotes |
| You know you live in Phoenix when you can drive four hours in any one direction and never leave the Valley. Author Unknown Quotes |
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| It's so hot even my fake plants are wilting. Linda Solegato Quotes |
| You know you live in Phoenix when the four seasons are: tolerable, hot, really hot, and are you freakin' kidding me?! Author Unknown Quotes |
| You know you live in Phoenix when the cold-water faucet is hotter than the hot-water faucet. Author Unknown Quotes |
I live in the dry dusty desert
Where we're always short on water
And even if the sun fell upon us
It couldn't get any hotter.
Linda Solegato Quotes |
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| In Arizona, shade trees are your best friends. (And occasionally the basis of small civil wars over parking.) Author Unknown Quotes |
| You know you're from Arizona when you feed your chickens ice cubes to keep them from laying hard-boiled eggs. Local Saying Quotes |
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Baseball, it is said, is only a game. True. And the Grand Canyon is only a hole in Arizona. George F. Will Quotes |
In Phoenix summer is
the title, the refrain,
And every other verse.
Linda Solegato Quotes |
| You know you're an Arizona native when you run to the window just to watch a dust storm. Marshall Trimble, quoted in Quotes |
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| Once, it was so damned dry, the bushes followed the dogs around. Nancy Dedera Quotes |
| You know you're from Arizona when you drive two miles around a parking lot looking for a shady place - even in the dead of winter. Local Saying Quotes |
| I am enamored with desert dew because it's usually the closest thing we get to rain. Linda Solegato Quotes |
| I'll take heat rash over frost bite any day. Ken Travous Quotes |
| You know you're an Arizona native when... a rainy day puts you in a good mood. Marshall Trimble, quoted in Quotes |
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The Grand Canyon is carven deep by the master hand; it is the gulf of silence, widened in the desert; it is all time inscribing the naked rock; it is the book of earth. Donald Culross Peattie Quotes |
| You know you're an Arizona native when you think Taco Bell is the local phone company. Emma Louise Philabaum, quoted in Quotes |
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Fort Yuma is probably the hottest place on earth. The thermometer stays at one hundred and twenty in the shade there all the time - except when it varies and goes higher. It is a U.S. military post, and its occupants get so used to the terrific heat that they suffer without it. There is a tradition... that a very, very wicked soldier died there, once, and of course, went straight to the hottest corner of perdition, - and the next day he telegraphed back for his blankets. Mark Twain Quotes |
| Desert rains are usually so definitely demarked that the story of the man who washed his hands in The Edge of an Arizona thunder shower without wetting his cuffs seems almost credible. Administration in the State of Arizona Quotes |
| You know you're an Arizona native when you take rain dances seriously. Skip Boyer, quoted in Quotes |
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| Arizona looks like a battle on Mars. Author Unknown Quotes |
| A three-inch rain in Phoenix means three inches between drops. Local Saying Quotes |
| Welcome to Arizona, where summer spends the winter - and hell spends the summer. Popular saying, modified from a booster Quotes |
