| "Surprise me!" [Yogi's reply when he was asked by his wife, Carmen, where he would like to be buried] Yogi Berra |
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| 50% of all married people are women Yogi Berra Popular Quotes |
| 50% of the putts that are left short don't go in. Yogi Berra Quotes |
| 90 percent of putts that are short don't go in Yogi Berra |
| 95% of this game is half mental. Yogi Berra |
| Bill Dickey is learning me his experience. Yogi Berra Popular Quotes |
| Don Mattingly had exceeded expectations for the current season. Yogi Berra |
| A nickel ain't worth a dime anymore. Yogi Berra Sayings |
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| A nickel isn't worth a dime today. Yogi Berra Sayings |
| A reporter once said to John Lennon that Decca would be kicking themselves for rejecting The Beatles, Lennon instantly replied, "I hope they kick themselves to death. Yogi Berra |
| Baseball is 90% mental, the other half is physical. Yogi Berra |
| Congratulations. I knew the record would stand until it was broken. Yogi Berra Adages |
| Even the music was nice Yogi Berra Popular Quotes |
| Everything should be built top-down, except the first time. Yogi Berra Sayings |
| For a spring training drill, Yogi instructed his players to: "Pair off in threes" Yogi Berra |
| Half the lies they tell about me aren't true. Yogi Berra Quotes |
| Half this game is ninety percent mental. Yogi Berra Quotes |
| Half this game, is 90% mental Yogi Berra |
| Hey, (Justin) Holland , it's tough to throw with two throats around your hand. Yogi Berra |
| How long have you known me, Jack? And you 'still' can't spell my name. Yogi Berra Adages |
| I absolutely love football, Yogi Berra Sayings |
| I ain't the ulcer type, but I'm always worrying about something Yogi Berra |
| I always thought that record would stand until it was broken. Yogi Berra |
| I couldn't tell if the streaker was a man or a woman because it had a bag on it's head. Yogi Berra |
| I didn't really say everything I said. Yogi Berra Adages |
| I knew I was going to take the wrong train, so I left early. Yogi Berra |
| I made a wrong mistake Yogi Berra |
| I never blame myself when I'm not hitting. I just blame the bat, and if it keeps up, I change bats. After all, if I know it isn't my fault that I'm not hitting, how can I get mad at myself? Yogi Berra |
| I think Little League is wonderful. It keeps the kids out of the house. Yogi Berra Remarks |
| I usually take a two hour nap from one to four Yogi Berra Adages |
| I want to thank everyone who made this night necessary. Yogi Berra Quotes |
| I will get it when I die Yogi Berra |
| I wish everybody had the drive he had. He never did anything wrong on the field. I'd never seen him dive for a ball, everything was a chest-high catch, and he never walked off the field. Yogi Berra Popular Quotes |
| I'd say he's done more than that. [When asked if first baseman] Yogi Berra |
| I'm not going to buy my kids an encyclopedia. Let them walk to school Like I did. Yogi Berra |
| If people don’t come to the games, you can’t stop them. Yogi Berra |
| If the people don't want to come out to the park, nobody's gonna stop them. Yogi Berra Adages |
| If the world was perfect, it wouldn't be. Yogi Berra Quotes |
| If we aren't supposed to eat animals, why are they made of meat? Yogi Berra Sayings |
| If you ask me a question I don't know, I'm not going to answer it Yogi Berra |
| If you ask me anything I don't know, I'm not going to answer. Yogi Berra Popular Quotes |
| If you can't imitate him, don't copy him. Yogi Berra Remarks |
| If you come to a fork in the road, take it. Yogi Berra |
| If you don't know where you are going, you might wind up someplace else. Yogi Berra Popular Quotes |
| If you don't know where you're going, you'll probably end up somewhere else. Yogi Berra Quotes |
| If you're feeling good, don't worry. You'll get over it. Yogi Berra Quotes |
| In baseball, you don't know nothin'. Yogi Berra |
| In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is. Yogi Berra |
| In Yankee Stadium, it gets late early. Yogi Berra |
| Interviewer - "Why, you're a fatalist !" - Yogi Berra - "You mean I save postage stamps ? Not me." Yogi Berra Remarks |
| It ain't like football. You can't make up no trick plays. Yogi Berra Sayings |
| It ain't like football. You can't make up no trick plays. Yogi Berra |
| It ain't over 'till it's over. Yogi Berra |
| It ain't over till it's over. Yogi Berra |
| It was impossible to get a conversation going, everybody was talking too much. Yogi Berra |
| It's d`ej`a vu all over again! Yogi Berra Adages |
| It's never happened in the World Series competition, and it still hasn't. Yogi Berra |
| It's not over until it's over. Yogi Berra Quotations |
| It's pretty far, but it doesn't seem like it. Yogi Berra Quotes |
| It's tough to make predictions, especially about the future. Yogi Berra |
| Little League baseball is a good thing 'cause it keeps the parents off the streets and it keeps the kids out of the house. Yogi Berra Quotations |
| Little League baseball is a very good thing because it keeps the parents off the streets. Yogi Berra |
| Mrs. Lindsay - "You certainly look cool." - Yogi Berra - "Thanks, you don't look so hot yourself." Yogi Berra |
| No one goes there anymore - it's too crowded Yogi Berra Sayings |
| Nobody goes there anymore...it's too crowded! Yogi Berra Remarks |
| Slump? I ain't in no slump. I just ain't hitting. Yogi Berra |
| Slump? I ain't in no slump... I just ain't hitting. Yogi Berra Remarks |
| Texas has a lot of electrical votes. [During an election campaign, after George Bush stated that Texas was important to the election] Yogi Berra Adages |
| that I'm not hitting, how can I get mad at myself? Yogi Berra Sayings |
| The future ain't what it used to be. Yogi Berra |
| The future isn't what it used to be. Yogi Berra |
| The other teams could make trouble for us if they win. Yogi Berra Sayings |
| The towels were so thick there I could hardly close my suitcase. Yogi Berra Quotes |
| The wind always seems to blow against catchers when they are running. Yogi Berra Quotations |
| There are some people who, if they don't already know, you can't tell 'em. Yogi Berra Sayings |
| We continue to look at it and look for the opportunity to do it right, Yogi Berra Remarks |
| We made too many wrong mistakes. Yogi Berra Sayings |
| We're lost, but we're making good time Yogi Berra |
| What difference does the uniform make? You don't hit with it. Yogi Berra Quotations |
| When I think of Joe in the dressing room, it's always with a cup of coffee and a cigarette. He was a heavy smoker. He was a great ball player ... Joe always wanted to win. He was great on the field and off it. Yogi Berra Quotes |
| When watching a Steve Mcqueen movie on TV: "He must have made that before he died Yogi Berra Sayings |
| When you come to a fork in the road, take it. Yogi Berra |
| When you come to the fork in the road, take it Yogi Berra |
| Why buy good luggage? You only use it when you travel. Yogi Berra Remarks |
| Yogi ordered a pizza. The waitress asked How many pieces do you want your pie cut? Yogi responded, Four. I don't think I could eat eight. Yogi Berra Quotes |
| Yogi saw three of his players in the locker room wearing Cone Head hats. Yogi said, Those guys make a pair. Yogi Berra |
| You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I'm not hungry enough to eat six. Yogi Berra Adages |
| You can observe a lot by just watching. We made too many wrong mistakes. Yogi Berra |
| You can observe a lot by watching. Yogi Berra Remarks |
| You can observe a lot just by watchin'. Yogi Berra |
| You can observe a lot just by watching. Yogi Berra Quotes |
| You can see a lot by just looking. Yogi Berra |
| You can't think and hit at the same time Yogi Berra |
| You don't fuck around with the infinite. Yogi Berra |
| You give 100 percent in the first half of the game, and if that isn't enough in the second half you give what's left. Yogi Berra Sayings |
| You got to be careful if you don't know where you're going, because you might not get there. Yogi Berra Remarks |
| You got to be very careful if you don't know where you're going, because you might not get there. Yogi Berra |
| You should always go to other people's funerals; otherwise, they won't come to yours. Yogi Berra |
| You wouldn't have won if we'd beaten you. Yogi Berra |
| You wouldn't have won if we had beaten you. Yogi Berra |
| You've got to be very careful if you don't know where you're going, because you might not get there. Yogi Berra Remarks |
