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| "Even if you are on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there." Will Rogers |
| Hamilton">Alexander Hamilton started the U.S. Treasury with nothing, and that was the closest our country has ever been to being even. Will Rogers |
| A comedian can only last 'til he either takes himself serious or his audience takes him serious. Will Rogers |
| A conference is just an admission that you want somebody to join you in your troubles. Will Rogers Adages |
| A conservative is a man who has plenty of money and don't see any reason why he shouldn't always have plenty of money Will Rogers |
| A difference of opinion is what makes horse racing and missionaries. Will Rogers |
| A diplomat is one that says something that is equally misunderstood by both sides, and never clear to either. Will Rogers |
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| A fool and his money are soon elected. Will Rogers |
| A holding company is a thing where you hand an accomplice the goods while the policeman searches you. Will Rogers Sayings |
| A lot of guys have had a lot of fun joking about Henry Ford because he admitted one time that he didn't know history. He don't know it, but history will know him. He has made more history than his critics ever read. Will Rogers |
| A lot of guys have had a lot of fun joking about Henry Ford because he admitted one time that he didn't know history. He don't know it, but history will know him. He has made more history than his critics ever read. Will Rogers |
| A man gets up to speak and says nothing . . . nobody listens . . . and then everybody disagrees. Will Rogers |
| A man only learns in two ways, one by reading, and the other by association with smarter people Will Rogers Remarks |
| A man that don't love a horse, there is something the matter with him. Will Rogers |
| A mind conscious of innocence laughs at the lies of rumor Will Rogers Quotes |
| A remark generally hurts in proportion to its truth Will Rogers Popular Quotes |
| A stranger is just a friend I haven't met yet. Will Rogers Popular Quotes |
| About all I can say for the United States Senate is that it opens with a prayer and closes with an investigation. Will Rogers |
| Advertising is the art of convincing people to spend money they don't have for something they don't need. Will Rogers Adages |
| After eating an entire bull, a mountain lion felt so good he started roaring. He kept it up until a hunter came along and shot him. The moral: When you're full of bull, keep your mouth shut. Will Rogers Quotes |
| All I know is just what I read in the papers, and that's an alibi for my ignorance. Will Rogers Sayings |
| America is a land of opportunity and don't ever forget it. Will Rogers Sayings |
| America is becoming so educated that ignorance will be a novelty. I will belong to the select few. Will Rogers Quotes |
| American invents everything, but the trouble is we get tired of it the minute the new is wore off Will Rogers Quotations |
| An economist is a man that can tell you . . . what can happen under any given condition, and his guess is liable to be as good as anybody else's too. Will Rogers Popular Quotes |
| An ignorant person is one who doesn't know what you have just found out. Will Rogers |
| An onion can make people cry but there's never been a vegetable that can make people laugh. Will Rogers Adages |
| An onion can make people cry, but there has never been a vegetable invented to make them laugh. Will Rogers Sayings |
| Ancient Rome declined because it had a Senate, now what's going to happen to us with both a House and a Senate? Will Rogers Popular Quotes |
| Another way to solve the traffic problems of this country is to pass a law that only paid-for cars be allowed to use the highways. Will Rogers |
| “You give us long enough to argue over something and we will bring it to you in proofs to show that the Ten Commandments should never be ratified.” Will Rogers Remarks |
| Baseball is a skilled game. It's America's game -- it, and high taxes. Will Rogers Sayings |
| Be a politician; no training necessary. Will Rogers |
| Be thankful we're not getting all the government we're paying for. Will Rogers |
| Being a hero is about the shortest-lived profession on earth. Will Rogers Popular Quotes |
| Believe in something for another world, but don't be too set on what it is, and then you won't start out that life with a disappontment. Live your life so that whenever you lose you are ahead. Will Rogers |
| Broad-minded is just another way of saying a fellow's too lazy to form an opinion Will Rogers Sayings |
| Chaotic action is preferable to orderly inaction. Will Rogers |
| Common sense ain't common. Will Rogers |
| Common sense ain't common. Will Rogers |
| Communism is like Prohibition, it's a good idea but it won't work Will Rogers |
| Communism is like prohibition, it's a good idea but it won't work. Will Rogers Remarks |
| Communism to me is one-third practice and two-thirds explanation. Will Rogers |
| Compared to them Im an amateur, and the thing about my jokes is that they dont hurt anybody. You can say theyre not funny or theyre terrible or theyre good or whatever it is, but they dont do no harm. But with Congressevery time they make a joke its a law. And every time they make a law its a joke. Will Rogers Sayings |
| Coolidge is a better example of evolution than either Bryan or Darrow, for he knows when not to talk, which is the biggest asset the monkey possesses over the human. Will Rogers Sayings |
| Democrats are the only reason to vote for Republicans Will Rogers |
| Democrats never agree on anything, that's why they're Democrats. If they agreed with each other, they would be Republicans. Will Rogers Popular Quotes |
| Diplomacy is the art of saying Will Rogers |
| Diplomacy is the art of saying "Nice doggie" until you can find a rock. Will Rogers |
| Diplomats are just as essential to starting a war as soldiers are for finishing it... You take diplomacy out of war, and the thing would fall flat in a week. Will Rogers |
| Diplomats are just as essential to starting a war as soldiers are for finishing it.... You take diplomacy out of war, and the thing would fall flat in a week. Will Rogers |
| Diplomats are just as essential to starting a war as soldiers are to finishing it. You take Diploamcy out of war and the thing would fall flat in a week. Will Rogers |
| Do anything in this world but monkey with somebody eles's religion. What reasoning of conceit makes anyone think theirs is right? Will Rogers |
| Do the best you can, and don't take life too serious. Will Rogers |
| Does college pay? They do if you are a good open-field runner. Will Rogers Popular Quotes |
| Does college pay? They do if you are a good open-field runner. Will Rogers Remarks |
| Don't be misled by History, or any other unreliable source. Will Rogers Remarks |
| Don't let yesterday use up too much of today. Will Rogers Quotes |
| Elections are a good deal like marriages. There's no accounting for anyone's taste. Every time we see a bridegroom we wonder why she ever picked him, and it's the same with public officials. Will Rogers Quotes |
| Even if you are on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there. Will Rogers |
| Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there. Will Rogers |
| Even though you are on the right track - you will get run over if you just sit there Will Rogers Sayings |
| Every time a woman leaves off something she looks better, but every time a man leaves off something he looks worse. Will Rogers |
| Everybody is ignorant, only on different subjects. Will Rogers |
| Everyone is ignorant – but on different issues. Will Rogers |
| Everything is changing. People are taking the comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke Will Rogers |
| Everything is changing. People are taking their comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke. Will Rogers |
| Everything is changing. People are taking their comedians seriously and their politicians as jokes. Will Rogers Adages |
| Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else. Will Rogers Remarks |
| Everything is funny as long as it is happening to someone else Will Rogers Quotations |
| Everything worthwhile is a good idea, but did you ever notice there is more bad ideas that will work than there is good ones? Will Rogers Adages |
| Fanatical religion driven to a certain point is almost as bad as none at all, but not quite. Will Rogers Adages |
| For the American people are a very generous people and will forgive almost any weakness, with the possible exception of stupidity Will Rogers Popular Quotes |
| Gentlemen, you have just been listening to that Chinese sage, On Too long Will Rogers Remarks |
| Get someone else to blow your horn and the sound will carry twice as far Will Rogers Remarks |
| Golf is a wonderful exercise. You can stand on your feet for hours, watching somebody else putt. Will Rogers |
| Golf is good for the soul. You get so mad at yourself you forget to hate your enemies. Will Rogers |
| Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we have rushed through life trying to save Will Rogers |
| Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we have rushed through life trying to save. Will Rogers |
| He is the first president to discover that what the American people want is to be left alone. Will Rogers |
| Heroing is one of the shortest-lived professions there is. Will Rogers Quotes |
| History doesn't repeat itself, but it rhymes. Will Rogers Adages |
| Horsemanship through the history of all nations has been considered one of the highest accomplishments. You can't pass a park without seeing a statue of some old codger on a horse. Will Rogers |
| I am a Cherokee and it's the proudest little possession I ever hope to have. Will Rogers Remarks |
| I belong to no organized party. I am a Democrat. Will Rogers |
| I bet after seeing us, George Washington would sue us for calling him "father. Will Rogers Quotes |
| I bet after seeing us, George Washington would sue us for calling him "father." Will Rogers Remarks |
| I bet after seeing us, George Washington would sue us for calling him "father." Will Rogers Quotes |
| I can remember way back when a liberal was generous with his own money Will Rogers Remarks |
| I can remember way back when a liberal was one who was generous with his money. Will Rogers |
| I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts. Will Rogers |
| I don't care how little your country is, you got a right to run it like you want to. When the big nations quit meddling then the world will have peace. Will Rogers |
| I don't know what humor is. Anything that's funny -- tragedy or anything, it don't make no difference so [long as] you happen to hit it just right. But there's one thing I'm proud of -- I ain't got it in for anybody. I don't like to make jokes that hurt anybody. Will Rogers Remarks |
| I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts. Will Rogers Sayings |
| I don't think you can make a lawyer honest by an act of legislature. You've got to work on his conscience. And his lack of conscience is what makes him a lawyer. Will Rogers |
| I guess the only way to stop divorce is to stop marriage. Will Rogers Sayings |
| I guess there is nothing that will get your mind off everything like golf. I have never been depressed enough to take up the game, but they say you get so sore at yourself you forget to hate your enemies. Will Rogers Remarks |
| I guess there is nothing that will get your mind off everything like golf. I have never been depressed enough to take up the game, but they say you get so sore at yourself you forget to hate your enemies. Will Rogers |
| I guess truth can hurt you worse in an election than about anything that can happen to you. Will Rogers |
| I have a scheme for stopping war. It's this -- no nation is allowed to enter a war till they have paid for the last one. Will Rogers Quotations |
| I have always claimed Americans didn't want a drink as bad as they wanted the right to take a drink if they did happen to want one. Will Rogers |
| I have always noticed that people will never laugh at anything that is not based on truth. Will Rogers Sayings |
| I have always said that a conference was held for one reason only, to give everybody a chance to get sore at everybody else. Sometimes it takes two or three conferences to scare up a war, but generally one will do it. Will Rogers Quotations |
| I have always said that a conference was held for one reason only, to give everybody chance to get sore at everybody else. Sometimes it takes two or three conferences to scare up a war, but generally one will do it. Will Rogers |
| I hope we never live to see the day when a thing is as bad as some of our newspapers make it Will Rogers |
| I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons. Will Rogers |
| I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons. Will Rogers Sayings |
| I never expected to see the day when girls would get sunburned in the places they do now. Will Rogers Sayings |
| I never lack material for my humor column when Congress is in session. Will Rogers Quotes |
| I originated a remark many years ago that I think has been copied more than any little thing that I've every said, and I used it in the FOLLIES of 1922. I said America has a unique record. We never lost a war and we never won a conference in our lives. I believe that we could without any degree of egotism, single-handed lick any nation in the world. But we can't confer with Costa Rica and come home with our shirts on. Will Rogers |
| I see a good deal of talk from Washington about lowering taxes. I hope they do get 'em lowered enough so people can afford to pay 'em. Will Rogers |
| I tell you, all politics is apple sauce. Will Rogers Quotations |
| I traveled a good deal all over the world, and I got along pretty good in all these foreign countries, for I have a theory that it's their country and they got a right to run it like they want to. Will Rogers Sayings |
| I was just thinking, if it is really religion with these nudist colonies, they sure must turn atheists in the wintertime. Will Rogers |
| I wonder if it isn't just cowardice instead of generosity that makes us give tips. Will Rogers Quotes |
| I'm not a member of any organized political party, I'm a Democrat! Will Rogers |
| I'm not a member of any organized political party, I'm a Democrat. Will Rogers Popular Quotes |
| I'm not a real movie star. I've still got the same wife I started out with twenty-eight years ago. Will Rogers |
| If advertisers spent the same amount of money on improving their products as they do on advertising then they wouldn't have to advertise them. Will Rogers |
| If all politicians fished instead of spoke publicly, we would be at peace with the world. Will Rogers |
| If all the time consumed in attending dinners and luncheons was consumed in some work, the production of this country would be doubled Will Rogers Quotations |
| If America ever passes out as a great nation, we ought to put on our tombstone: America died from a delusion she had Moral Leadership. Will Rogers |
| If America ever passes out as a great nation, we ought to put on our tombstone: America died from a delusion she had Moral Leadership. Will Rogers Remarks |
| If any of us had a child that we thought was as bad as we know we are, we would have cause to start to worry. Will Rogers Quotes |
| If I studied all my life, I couldn't think up half the number of funny things passed in one session of congress. Will Rogers Quotations |
| If stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out? Will Rogers Remarks |
| If they really want to honor the boys, why don't they let them sit in the stands and have the people march by? Will Rogers |
| If we ever pass out as a great nation we ought to put on our tombstone 'America died from a delusion that she had moral leadership'. Will Rogers |
| If we got one-tenth of what was promised to us in these acceptance speeches there wouldn't be any inducement to go to heaven. Will Rogers Quotes |
| If you can build a business up big enough, it's respectable. Will Rogers Quotes |
| If you ever injected truth into politics you have no politics. Will Rogers Sayings |
| If you feel the urge, don't be afraid to go on a wild goose chase. What do you think wild geese are for anyway? Will Rogers |
| If you get to thinking you're a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else's dog around. Will Rogers |
| If you get to thinking you're a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else's dog around. Will Rogers Quotations |
| If you live right, death is a joke to you as far as fear is concerned Will Rogers Adages |
| If you make any money, the government shoves you in the creek once a year with it in your pockets, and all that don't get wet you can keep. Will Rogers Sayings |
| If you want to be successful, it's just this simple. Know what you are doing. Love what you are doing. And believe in what you are doing. Will Rogers Quotes |
| In a real estate man's eye, the most expensive part of the city is where he has a house to sell Will Rogers |
| In Hollywood the woods are full of people that learned to write but evidently can't read. If they could read their stuff, they'd stop writing. Will Rogers |
| In Hollywood you can see things at night that are fast enough to be in the Olympics in the day time. Will Rogers |
| In the early days of the Indian Territory, there were no such things as birth certificates. You being there was certificate enough. Will Rogers Quotations |
| Instead of giving money to found colleges to promote learning, why don't they pass a constitutional amendment prohibiting anybody from learning anything? If it works as good as the Prohibition one did, why, in five years we would have the smartest race of people on earth. Will Rogers |
| It ain't what we don't know that gives us trouble, it's what we know that ain't so. Will Rogers |
| It isn't what we don't know that gives us trouble, it's what we know that ain't so Will Rogers Quotes |
| It was the luckiest thing that ever happened to me. Betty is to blame for it all. Whatever I am or have accomplished, I owe to Betty. I ain't got no sense. My wife made me what I am. In other words -- local girl makes good in the city -- makes good man. Will Rogers Sayings |
| It's a beautiful thought (Mother's Day), but it's somebody with a hurting conscience that thought of the idea. Will Rogers Quotes |
| It's a fine motion picture up to the point where God finishes and the script writer takes over. Will Rogers Sayings |
| It's a good thing we don't get all the government we pay for Will Rogers Popular Quotes |
| It's easy being a humorist when you've got the whole government working for you. Will Rogers |
| It's great to be great, but it's greater to be human Will Rogers Popular Quotes |
| It's not what you pay a man, but what he costs you that counts. Will Rogers Popular Quotes |
| Just because it's common sense, doesn't mean it's common practice. Will Rogers Quotations |
| Let advertisers spend the same amount of money improving their product that they do on advertising and they wouldn't have to advertise it. Will Rogers Quotes |
| Let Wall Street have a nightmare and the whole country has to help get them back in bed again Will Rogers Adages |
| Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier 'n puttin' it back in Will Rogers |
| Liberty doesn't work as well in practice as it does in speeches. Will Rogers |
| Liberty don't work as good in practice as it does in speeches Will Rogers Quotes |
| Liberty don't work as good in practice as it does in speeches. Will Rogers Adages |
| Life is what happens to you while you're making other plans. Will Rogers |
| Live in such a way that you would not be ashamed to sell your parrot to the town gossip. Will Rogers |
| Live so that you wouldn't be ashamed to sell the family parrot to the town gossip. Will Rogers Remarks |
| Live so that you wouldnt be ashamed to sell the family parrot to the town gossip. Will Rogers |
| Live that you wouldn't be ashamed to sell the family parrot to the town gossip. Will Rogers Quotes |
| Lobbyists have more offices in Washington than the President. You see, the President only tells Congress what they should do. Lobbyists tell'em what they will do. Will Rogers |
| Lord, let me live until I die. Will Rogers |
| Lord, the money we do spend on Government and it's not one bit better than the government we got for one-third the money twenty years ago. Will Rogers |
| Many a politician wishes there was a law to burn old records. Will Rogers Quotes |
| Maybe ain't ain't so correct, but I notice that lots of folks who ain't using ain't ain't eating. Will Rogers |
| Mona Lisa is the only beauty who went through history and retained her reputation. Will Rogers Adages |
| Money and women are the most sought after and the least known about of any two things we have Will Rogers |
| Money, horse racing and women, three things the boys just can't figure out. Will Rogers Sayings |
| Mothers are the only race of people that speak the same tongue. A mother in Manchuria could converse with a mother in Nebraska and never miss a word. Will Rogers |
| My own mother died when I was 10 years old. My folks have told me that what little humor I have comes from her. I can't remember her humor, but I can remember her love and understanding of me. Of course, the mother I know the most about is the mother of our little group. She has been for 22 years trying to raise to maturity four children, three by birth and one by marriage. While she hasn't done a good job, the poor soul has done all that mortal human could do with the material she had to work with. Will Rogers Remarks |
| Never miss a good chance to shut up. Will Rogers Sayings |
| No matter what you weigh, the little fellow is your equal on a horse. Will Rogers Quotations |
| No nation ever had two better friends than we have. You know who they are? The Atlantic and Pacific oceans. Will Rogers Sayings |
| No party is as bad as its leaders. Will Rogers Quotes |
| Noah must have taken into the Ark two taxes, one male and one female. And did they multiply bountifully! Next to guinea pigs, taxes must have been the most prolific animals. Will Rogers Remarks |
| Nothing makes a man as mad as the truth. Will Rogers Quotes |
| Nothing makes a man broad-minded like adversity. Will Rogers Remarks |
| Nothing makes a man or body of men as mad as the truth. If there is no truth in it they laugh it off. Will Rogers Adages |
| Nothing you can't spell will ever work. Will Rogers |
| Now if there is one thing that we do worse than any other nation, it is try and manage somebody else's affairs. Will Rogers Adages |
| Nowadays it is about as big a crime to be dumb as it is to be dishonest. Will Rogers Quotes |
| Ohio claims they are due a president as they haven't had one since Taft. Look at the United States, they have not had one since Lincoln. Will Rogers |
| Old Hollywood is just like a desert water in Africa. Hang around long enough and every kind of animal in the world will drift in for refreshments. Will Rogers Quotes |
| On account of being a democracy and run by the people, we are the only nation in the world that has to keep a government four years, no matter what it does. Will Rogers Popular Quotes |
| On account of us being a democracy and run by the people, we are the only nation in the world that has to keep a government four years, no matter what it does Will Rogers |
| One Ad is worth more to a paper than forty Editorials. Will Rogers |
| One revolution is just like one cocktail, it just gets you organized for the next Will Rogers Popular Quotes |
| One third of the people in the United States promote, while the other two thirds provide Will Rogers Remarks |
| Outside of traffic, there is nothing that has held this country back as much as committees. Will Rogers |
| Pain is such an uncomfortable feeling that even a tiny amount of it is enough to ruin every enjoyment. Will Rogers |
| People are getting smarter nowadays; they are letting lawyers, instead of their conscience, be their guide. Will Rogers |
| People are marvelous in their generosity if they just know the cause is there. Will Rogers |
| People love high ideals, but they got to be about 33-percent plausible Will Rogers |
| People that pay for things never complain. It's the guy you give something to that you can't please. Will Rogers Remarks |
| People want just taxes more than they want lower taxes. They want to know that every man is paying his proportionate share according to his wealth. Will Rogers |
| People who fly into a rage always make a bad landing. Will Rogers |
| People's minds are changed through observation and not through argument Will Rogers Remarks |
| Plans get you into things, but you got to work your way out Will Rogers Quotations |
| Political elections are a good deal like marriages, there's no accounting for anyone's taste Will Rogers Adages |
| Politicians are dumb, but they can count to 50% plus 1. Will Rogers Remarks |
| Politicians can do more funny things naturally than I can think of to do purposely Will Rogers |
| Politics ain't worrying this country one-tenth as much as where to find a parking space Will Rogers Remarks |
| Politics has become so expensive that it takes a lot of money even to be defeated. Will Rogers |
| Politics has got so expensive that it takes lots of money to even get beat with. Will Rogers |
| Politics is applesauce. Will Rogers |
| Politics is the best show in America. I love animals and I love politicians and I love to watch both of 'em play either back home in their native state or after they have been captured and sent to the zoo or to Washington. Will Rogers |
| Popularity is the easiest thing in the world to gain and it is the hardest thing to hold Will Rogers Popular Quotes |
| Prohibition is better than no liquor at all. Will Rogers |
| Rumor travels faster, but it don't stay put as long as truth. Will Rogers |
| Rumor travels faster, but it don't stay put as long as truth. Will Rogers Remarks |
| Say as little as possible while appearing to be awake. Will Rogers Quotations |
| So get a few laughs and do the best you can. Don't have an ideal to work for. That's like riding towards the mirage of a lake. Will Rogers |
| So let's be honest with ourselves and not take ourselves too serious, and never condemn the other fellow for doing what we are doing every day, only in a different way Will Rogers Quotes |
| So live that you would not mind selling your pet parrot to the town gossip Will Rogers Sayings |
| Spinnin' a rope is fun, if your neck ain't in it Will Rogers Adages |
| Successful colleges will start laying plans for a new stadium; unsuccessful ones will start hunting a new coach Will Rogers |
| Take the diplomacy out of war and the thing would fall flat in a week. Will Rogers Remarks |
| Technocracy wants to do everything by machinery. . . . Machinery is doing just fine. If it can't kill you, it will put you out of work. Will Rogers Sayings |
| That's what makes us a great nation. We take the little things serious, and the big ones as a joke. Will Rogers |
| The 1928 Republican Convention opened with a prayer. If the Lord can see His way clear to bless the Republican Party the way it's been carrying on, then the rest of us ought to get it without even asking. Will Rogers Quotes |
| The best doctor in the world is a veterinarian. He can't ask his patients what is the matter -- he's got to just know. Will Rogers |
| The best thing about this group of candidates is that only one of them can win. Will Rogers Quotes |
| The best thing about this group of candidates that only one of them can win. Will Rogers |
| The best way out of a difficulty is through it. Will Rogers |
| The business of government is to keep the government out of business - that is, unless business needs government aid Will Rogers Remarks |
| The crime of taxation is not in the taking it, it's in the way that it's spent. Will Rogers Sayings |
| The Democrats are going to change the name of the Hoover Dam. That is the silliest thing I ever heard of in politics . . . Lord if they feel that way about it, I don't see why they don't just reverse the two words. Will Rogers Sayings |
| The difference between a Republican and a Democrat is the Democrat is a cannibal -- they have to live off each other--while the Republicans, why, they live off the Democrats. Will Rogers Popular Quotes |
| The English should give Ireland home rule - and reserve the motion picture rights Will Rogers |
| The greatest loss of time is delay and expectation. Will Rogers Adages |
| The income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf has. Will Rogers Quotes |
| The Lord so constituted everybody that no matter what color you are you require the same amount of nourishment Will Rogers |
| The man with the best job in the country is the Vice-President Will Rogers |
| The man with the best job in the country is the vice-president. All he has to do is get up every morning and say, "How is the president?" Will Rogers Popular Quotes |
| The minute a thing is long and complicated it confuses. Whoever wrote the Ten Commandments made 'em short. They may not always be kept but they are understood. Will Rogers Sayings |
| The minute you read something that you can't understand, you can almost be sure that it was drawn up by a lawyer Will Rogers |
| The minute you read something that you can't understand, you can almost be sure that it was drawn up by a lawyer. Will Rogers |
| The more ignorant you are, the quicker you fight. Will Rogers Remarks |
| The more that learn to read the less learn how to make a living. That's one thing about a little education. It spoils you for actual work. The more you know the more you think somebody owes you a living. Will Rogers |
| The more you observe politics, the more you've got to admit that each party is worse than the other. Will Rogers Remarks |
| The more you read about politics, you got to admit that each party is worse than the other. Will Rogers |
| The more you read and observe about this Politics thing, you got to admit that each party is worse than the other. The one that's out always looks the best. Will Rogers |
| The movies are the only business where you can go out front and applaud yourself. Will Rogers Popular Quotes |
| The movies enable an actor not only to act but also to sit down in the theater and clap for himself Will Rogers Popular Quotes |
| The only difference between death and taxes is that death doesn't get worse every time Congress meets. Will Rogers |
| The only real diplomacy ever performed by a diplomat is in deceiving their own people after their dumbness has got them into a war. Will Rogers |
| The only time people dislike gossip is when you gossip about them. Will Rogers |
| The only way to solve the traffic problems of the country is to pass a law that only paid-for cars are allowed to use the highways. That would make traffic so scarce, we could use our boulevards for children's playgrounds. Will Rogers |
| The reason political party platforms are so long is that when you straddle anything it takes a long time to explain it. Will Rogers Quotations |
| The rest of the people know the condition of the country, for they live in it, but Congress has no idea what is going on in America, so the president has to tell 'em. Will Rogers Remarks |
| The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking spaces. Will Rogers |
| The short memories of American voters is what keeps our politicians in office Will Rogers |
| The taxpayers are sending congressmen on expensive trips abroad. It might be worth it except they keep coming back. Will Rogers |
| The time to save is now. When a dog gets a bone, he doesn't go out and make a down payment on a bigger bone. He buries the one he's got. Will Rogers Sayings |
| The trouble with our praying is, we just do it as a means of last resort. Will Rogers Remarks |
| The trouble with practical jokes is that very often they get elected. Will Rogers Adages |
| The United States never lost a war or won a conference Will Rogers Popular Quotes |
| The way to make money in the stock market is to buy a stock. Then, when it goes up, sell it. If it's not going to go up, don't buy it! Will Rogers |
| The worst thing that happens to you may be the best thing for you if you don't let it get the best of you. Will Rogers |
| There ain't nothing that breaks up homes, country and nations like somebody publishing their memoirs Will Rogers |
| There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves. Will Rogers Popular Quotes |
| There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence to see for themselves. Will Rogers Quotes |
| There comes Coolidge and does nothing and retires a hero, not only because he hadn't done anything, but because he had done it better than anyone Will Rogers Quotations |
| There have been three great inventions since the beginning of time: fire, the wheel, and central banking Will Rogers |
| There is an awful lot of difference between reading something and actually seeing it, for you can never tell, till you see it, just how big a liar History is. Will Rogers |
| There is no argument in the world that carries the hatred that a relioious belief does. The more learned a man is, the less consideration he has for another man's belief. Will Rogers Adages |
| There is no credit to being a comedian, when you have the whole Government working for you. All you have to do is report the facts. I don't even have to exaggerate. Will Rogers |
| There is no income tax in Russia. But there's no income. Will Rogers |
| There is no more independence in politics than there is in jail. Will Rogers |
| There is no more interesting place in the world to meet characters than a movie set. If you have lost anybody anywhere and dont know where they are, they are in Hollywood trying to get in the movies. Will Rogers |
| There is not a man in the country that can't make a living for himself and family. Will Rogers Sayings |
| There is nothing so stupid as the educated man if you get him off the thing he was educated in. Will Rogers |
| There is one guaranteed formula for failure, and that is to try to please everyone. Will Rogers |
| There is only one thing that can kill the Movies, and that is education Will Rogers |
| There is something about a Republican that you can only stand him for so long; and on the other hand, there is something about a Democrat that you can't stand him quite that long. Will Rogers |
| There is something about riding down the street on a prancing horse that makes you feel like something, even when you ain't a thing. Will Rogers |
| There ought to be one day - just one - when there is open season on senators. Will Rogers Popular Quotes |
| There wasn't any more truth in over half of what any so-called orator said. If it wasn't a "Deliberate Lie," why it was an "Exaggerated Falsehood." Will Rogers |
| There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you. Will Rogers |
| There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you Will Rogers |
| There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you. Will Rogers |
| There's no way in the world you're going to make a political party respectable unless you keep it out of office. Will Rogers |
| There's the one thing no nation can ever accuse us of and that is secret diplomacy. Our foreign dealings are an open book, generally a check book. Will Rogers |
| Things ain't what they used to be and probably never was. Will Rogers |
| Things in our country run in spite of government, not by aid of it. Will Rogers |
| Things will get better despite our efforts to improve them Will Rogers Quotes |
| This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold of a hammer. Will Rogers |
| Too many people spend money they haven't earned, to buy things they don't want, to impress people they don't like. Will Rogers |
| Too many people spend money they haven't earned, to buy things they don't want, to impress people they don't like. Will Rogers |
| We always want the best man to win an election. Unfortunately, he never runs. Will Rogers Sayings |
| We are all here for a spell, get all the good laughs you can. Will Rogers |
| We are always saying: "Let the Law take its Course" but what we really mean is: "Let the Law take OUR Course." Will Rogers Sayings |
| We are the first nation in the history of the world to go to the poorhouse in an automobile. Will Rogers Popular Quotes |
| We can get mighty rich, but if we haven't got any friends, we will find we are poorer than anybody. Will Rogers |
| We can make this thing into a Party, instead of a Memory Will Rogers |
| We can't all be heroes because somebody has to sit on the curb and clap as they go by. Will Rogers |
| We can't all be heroes, because somebody has to sit on the curb and applaud when they go by. Will Rogers Quotes |
| We can't all be heroes, because somebody has to sit on the curb and clap as they go by Will Rogers |
| We do more talking progress than we do progressing Will Rogers |
| We don't give our criminals much punishment, but we sure give 'em plenty of publicity. Will Rogers Quotations |
| We don't seem to be able to check crime, so why not legalize it and then tax it out of business Will Rogers Popular Quotes |
| We don't seem to be able to check crime, so why not legalize it and then tax it out of business? Will Rogers Popular Quotes |
| We elect our Presidents, be they Republican or Democrat, then start daring 'em to make good. Will Rogers Sayings |
| We have plenty of Confidence in this country, but we are a little short of good men to place our Confidence in. Will Rogers Popular Quotes |
| We have some great ideas, but most of 'em come too late to do us any good. Will Rogers Quotations |
| We have the best Congress that money can buy. Will Rogers Remarks |
| We know lots of things we didn't use to know but we don't know any way to prevent 'em from happening Will Rogers |
| We may elevate ourselves but we should never reach so high that we would every forget those who helped us get there Will Rogers Quotes |
| We will never have true civilization until we have learned to recognize the rights of others. Will Rogers |
| Well, I can understand a man perhaps being eccentric enough to want to own a silk hat. Will Rogers |
| What the country needs is dirtier fingernails and cleaner minds. Will Rogers Quotes |
| What's the matter with the world? Why, there ain't but one thing wrong with every one of us -- and that's selfishness. Will Rogers |
| When everybody has got money they cut taxes, and when they're broke they raise 'em. That's statesmanship of the highest order. Will Rogers Adages |
| When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car. Will Rogers |
| When I was a kid I was told anyone could become President. Now I'm beginning to believe it. Will Rogers |
| When ignorance gets started it knows no bounds Will Rogers Sayings |
| When should a college athlete turn pro? Not until he has earned all he can in college as an amateur. Will Rogers |
| When the Oakies left Oklahoma and moved to California, it raised the I.Q. of both states. Will Rogers |
| When you give a lesson in meanness to a critter or a person don't be surprised if they learn their lesson. Will Rogers Popular Quotes |
| When you give a lesson in meanness to a critter or a person, don't be surprised if they learn their lesson Will Rogers Quotes |
| While the Republicans are smart enough to make money, the Democrats are smart enough to get into office every two or three times a century to take it away from them. Will Rogers Remarks |
| Why don't they pass a constitutional amendment prohibiting anybody from learning anything? If it works as well as prohibition did, in five years Americans would be the smartest race of people on Earth. Will Rogers Remarks |
| With Congress, every time they make a joke it's a law, and every time they make a law it's a joke. Will Rogers Popular Quotes |
| Women are not the weak, frail little flowers that they are advertised. There has never been anything invented yet, including war, that a man would enter into, that a woman wouldn't, too. Will Rogers Popular Quotes |
| Worrying is like paying on a debt that may never come due. Will Rogers |
| You can be killed just as dead in an unjustified war as you can in one protecting your own home. Will Rogers Adages |
| You can't legislate intelligence and common sense into people. Will Rogers |
| You can't say civilization don't advance -- for in every war, they kill you in a new way. Will Rogers |
| You can't say civilization don't advance, however, for in every war they kill you in a new way. Will Rogers |
| You can't say civilization don't advance... in every war they kill you in a new way. Will Rogers Popular Quotes |
| You can't say that civilization don't advance, however, for in every war they kill you in a new way. Will Rogers |
| You know everybody is ignorant, only on different subjects Will Rogers Remarks |
| You know everybody is ignorant, only on different subjects. Will Rogers Quotations |
| You know horses are smarter than people. You never heard of a horse going broke betting on people. Will Rogers |
| You must judge a man's greatness by how much he will be missed. Will Rogers Remarks |
| You never know how much a man can't remember until he is called as a witness. Will Rogers |
| You politicians have got to look further ahead; you always got a Putter in your hands, when you ought to have a Driver. Will Rogers Adages |
| You shake a slogan at an American and it's just like showing a hungry dog a bone. Will Rogers Adages |
| You should never try and teach a pig to read for two reasons. First, it's impossible; and secondly, it annoys the hell out of the pig! Will Rogers |
| You should pay on things that you buy outside of bare necessities. I think this sales tax is the best tax we have had in years. Will Rogers Adages |
| You've got to be (an) optimist to be a Democrat, and you've got to be a humorist to stay one Will Rogers Sayings |
| You've got to go out on a limb sometimes because that's where the fruit is. Will Rogers |
| [Pretending is indeed the Washington game. Pretend independence, for instance. Recall House Speaker Sam Rayburn's attributed standard greeting to new Democrat members of Congress, per:] Remember, to get along, go along. ... There is no more independence in politics than there is in jail. Will Rogers |
