Victor Borge Quotes & Victor Borge Sayings

"Laughter is the shortest distance between two people." Victor Borge Sayings Ah Mozart! He was happily married - but his wife wasn't. Victor Borge Ah Mozart! He was happily married - but his wife wasn't. Victor Borge Adages Humor is something that thrives between man's aspirations and his limitations. There is more logic in humor than in anything else. Because, you see, humor is truth. Victor Borge Humor [is] something that thrives between man's aspirations and his limitations. There is more logic in humor than in anything else. Because, you see, humor is truth. Victor Borge I only know two pieces; one is 'Clair de Lune' and the other one isn't Victor Borge Quotations I wish to thank my parents for making it all possible...and I wish to thank my children for making it necessary. Victor Borge If I have caused just one person to wipe away a tear of laughter, that's my reward. Victor Borge Laugh and the world laughs with you. Snore and you sleep alone. Victor Borge Laughter is the closest distance between two people. Victor Borge Popular Quotes Laughter is the shortest distance between two people. Victor Borge Sayings Santa Claus has the right idea ... visit people only once a year. Victor Borge Popular Quotes Santa Claus has the right idea: visit people once a year Victor Borge Adages Santa Claus has the right idea: Visit people once a year. Victor Borge Quotations The essence of a general's job is to assist in developing a clear sense of purpose . to keep the junk from getting in the way of important things. Victor Borge When an opera star sings her head off, she usually improves her appearance. Victor Borge