| A politician is a person who thinks twice before he says nothing. Joe Moore |
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| A simple fact that is hard to learn is that the time to save money is when you have some. Joe Moore |
| After a person makes his mark in the world, a lot of people will come around with erasers. Joe Moore Remarks |
| America: Where a man can say what he thinks, if he isn't afraid of his wife, his boss, his customer, his neighbors, or the government. Joe Moore Quotes |
| Appetizers are the little things you keep eating until you lose your appetite. Joe Moore |
| As a nation we are dedicated to keeping physically fit and parking as close to the stadium as possible. Joe Moore Remarks |
| Before borrowing money from a friend it's best to decide which you need most. Joe Moore |
| Childhood is that wonderful time when all you need to do to lose weight is take a bath. Joe Moore |
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| Exhilaration is that feeling you get just after a great idea hits you, and just before you realize what's wrong with it. Joe Moore Adages |
| Floyd has received widely varied opinions on this issue and they're all being taken into account. Joe Moore |
| Home is where you can say anything you please, because nobody pays any attention to you anyway Joe Moore |
| Horse sense is what keeps horses from betting on people. Joe Moore |
| If you want to know what God thinks of money, look at the people He gives it to. Joe Moore |
| If you want to make certain a job gets done, give it to somebody who is really busy. They'll have their secretary do it. Joe Moore |
| It's hard to say who gets criticized the most, the successful person, or the failure but it's mighty close. Joe Moore |
| It's practically impossible to look at a penguin and feel angry. Joe Moore Quotes |
| It's hard to say who gets criticized the most, the successful person, or the failure but it's mighty close. Joe Moore |
| It's hard to tell if the world is actually growing worse, or if the news coverage is just better. Joe Moore Adages |
| It's practically impossible to look at a penguin and feel angry. Joe Moore Sayings |
| Marriage is like a dollar bill. You cannot spend half of it when you tear it in two. The value of one half depends upon the other. Joe Moore Sayings |
| Marriage: love, honor, and negotiate. Joe Moore Remarks |
| Money is a strange thing. It ranks with love as our greatest source of joy, and with death as our greatest source of anxiety. Joe Moore |
| Only grown-ups have difficulty with childproof bottles. Joe Moore |
| The mind is a wonderful thing. It starts working the minute you're born, and doesn't stop until you get up to speak in public. Joe Moore Quotations |
| The people to fear are not those who disagree with you, but those who disagree with you and are too cowardly to let you know. Joe Moore Remarks |
| There are no answers, only cross-references. Joe Moore Remarks |
| There are still some honest people left in the world, but they never seem to find anything you lose. Joe Moore |
| You can always get the truth from a politician after he has turned seventy, or given up all hope of the Presidency. Joe Moore Quotations |
| You can't trust a promise someone makes while they're drunk, in love, hungry, or running for office. Joe Moore |
