| All the good music has already been written by people with wigs and stuff. Frank Zappa |
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| Anything, Any time, Anywhere - for no Reason at All. Frank Zappa Quotations |
| Art is making something out of nothing and selling it. Frank Zappa |
| Communism doesn't work because people like to own stuff. Frank Zappa Adages |
| Do we really want to know how Michael Jackson makes his music? No. We want to understand why he needs the bones of the Elephant Man -- and, until he tells us, it doesn't make too much difference whether or not he really is ''bad.'' Frank Zappa Adages |
| Do you love it - do you hate it? There it is the way you made it Frank Zappa Quotes |
| I don't want to see any religious people in public office because they're working for another boss Frank Zappa Popular Quotes |
| I think it is good that books still exist, but they do make me sleepy. Frank Zappa Quotes |
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| I think pop music has done more for oral intercourse than anything else that ever happened, and vice versa. Frank Zappa |
| If classical music is the state of the art, then the arts are in a sad state Frank Zappa Remarks |
| If your children ever find out how lame you really are, they'll murder you in your sleep Frank Zappa |
| It is always advisable to be a loser if you cannot become a winner Frank Zappa Quotes |
| It is not necessary to imagine the world ending in fire or ice. There are two other possibilities: one is paper work, and the other is nostalgia. Frank Zappa Sayings |
| Jazz is not dead - it just smells funny Frank Zappa |
| Most people wouldn't know music if it came up and bit them on the ass. Frank Zappa |
| Most rock journalism is people who can't write interviewing people who can't talk for people who can't read. Frank Zappa Quotations |
| Music is always a commentary on society. Frank Zappa Quotations |
| Music, in performance, is a type of sculpture. The air in the performance is sculpted into something. Frank Zappa Quotations |
| No change in musical style will survive unless it is accompanied by a change in clothing style. Rock is to dress up to. Frank Zappa Sayings |
| No, I don't think people really give a shit about that (meeting one's maker) unless they're completely bamboozled by religious superstition - to live your life in planning for this good time you're going to have in the sky Frank Zappa Popular Quotes |
| People, wake up Figure it out Religious fanatics Around and about The Court House, The State House, The Congress, The White House Criminal saints With a "Heavenly Mission" - A nation enraptured By pure superstition Frank Zappa Sayings |
| Politics is the entertainment branch of industry. Frank Zappa |
| Rock journalism is people who can't write interviewing people who can't talk for people who can't read. Frank Zappa Sayings |
| Some scientists claim that hydrogen, because it is so plentiful, is the basic building block of the universe. I dispute that. I say there is more stupidity than hydrogen, and that is the basic building block of the universe. Frank Zappa Popular Quotes |
| Stupidity has a certain charm - ignorance does not Frank Zappa |
| The manner in which Americans ''consume'' music has a lot to do with leaving it on their coffee tables, or using it as wallpaper for their lifestyles, like the score of a movie -it's consumed that way without any regard for how and why it's made. Frank Zappa Popular Quotes |
| The only difference between a cult and a religion is the amount of real estate they own Frank Zappa |
| The typical rock fan is not smart enough to know when he is being dumped on Frank Zappa |
| The United States is a nation of laws: badly written and randomly enforced Frank Zappa |
| The United States is a nation of laws: badly written and randomly enforced. Frank Zappa Popular Quotes |
| There are more love songs than anything else. If songs could make you do something we'd all love one another. Frank Zappa |
| There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life. Frank Zappa Adages |
| Those Jesus freaks, well they're friendly but, the shit they believe has got their minds all shut Frank Zappa |
| Without deviation from the norm, progress is not possible. Frank Zappa |
| Without music to decorate it, time is just a bunch of boring production deadlines or dates by which bills must be paid Frank Zappa Quotes |
| You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline - it helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer Frank Zappa |
| You can't be a Real Country unless you have a BEER and an airline. It helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a BEER Frank Zappa Adages |
