Buzz Lightyear Quotes & Buzz Lightyear Sayings

Don't worry, Woody. In just a few hours you'll be sitting around a campfire with Andy making delicious hot Schmoes. Excuse me, I think the word you're searching for is "space ranger". How are you fixed for fuel? Are you still using fossil fuels, or have you discovered crystallic fusion? How dare you open a Space man's helmet on an uncharted planet? My eyeballs could have been sucked from of their sockets! I just want you to know that even though you tried to terminate me, revenge is not an idea we promote on my planet. I'm Buzz Lightyear. I come in peace. One minute you're defending the whole galaxy, and, suddenly, you find yourself sucking down Darjeeling with Marie Antoinette... and her little sister. Right now, poised at the edge of the galaxy, Emperor Zurg has been secretly building a weapon with the destructive capacity to annihilate an entire planet! I alone have information that reveals this weapon's only weakness. And *you*, my friend, are responsible for delaying my rendezvous with Star Command! Somewhere in that pad of stuffing is a toy who taught me that life's only worth living if you're being loved by a kid. And I traveled all this way to rescue that toy because I believed him. This is no time to panic. To infinity and beyond. Uh, ma - ma'am? I, uh, um, well, I just wanted to say you're a bright young woman with a beautiful yarn full of hair. A hair full of yarn. It's ah... um... I must go. Wherever he is, I'll bet he's got leg room Woody once risked his life to save mine, and I couldn't call myself his friend if I wasn't willing to do the same. Now who's with me? [landing on Zurg's planet] Buzz Lightyear to mission log: All signs point to this planet as location of Zurg's fortress, but there seems to be no signs of intelligent life anywhere... [looking at another toy of himself] Am I really that fat?