| Zsa Zsa Gabor got married as a one off, and it was so successful she turned it into a series. Bob Hope |
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| A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it. Bob Hope Popular Quotes |
| A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn? Bob Hope Sayings |
| Drugs are very much a part of professional sports today, but when you think about it, golf is the only sport where the players aren't penalized for being on grass. Bob Hope Remarks |
| Drugs are very much a part of professional sports today, but when you think about it, golf is the only sport where the players aren't penalized for being on grass. Bob Hope |
| He carries so many tacklers with him, he's listed in the Yellow Pages under 'Public Transportation.' Bob Hope |
| I do benefits for all religions - I'd hate to blow the hereafter on a technicality. Bob Hope Quotes |
| I don't feel old. I don't feel anything until noon. Then it's time for my nap. Bob Hope Adages |
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| I have a wonderful make-up crew. They're the same people restoring the Statue of Liberty. Bob Hope |
| I have to much money invested in sweaters. Bob Hope |
| I just hope I don't have to explain all the times I've used His name in vain when I get up there. Bob Hope |
| I love to go to Washington -- if only to be near my money. Bob Hope Quotes |
| I must say the Senator's victory in Wisconsin was a triumph for democracy. It proves that a millionaire has just as good a chance as anyone else. [on JFK's electoral victory] Bob Hope Quotes |
| I was called Bob Hope Adages |
| I was called "Rembrandt" Hope in my boxing days, because I spent so much time on the canvas. Bob Hope |
| I'll shoot my age if I have to live to be 105. Bob Hope |
| I'll shoot my age if I have to live to be 105. Bob Hope |
| I've always been in the right place and time. Of course, I steered myself there. Bob Hope Remarks |
| If I'm on the course and lightning starts, I get inside fast. If God wants to play through, let him. Bob Hope Quotes |
| If you haven't got charity in your heart, you have the worst kind of heart trouble. Bob Hope |
| If you haven't any charity in your heart, you have the worst kind of heart trouble. Bob Hope |
| If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play at it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf. Bob Hope |
| If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf. Bob Hope Quotations |
| Isn't it fun to go out on the course and lie in the sun? Bob Hope |
| Isn't it fun to go out on the course and lie in the sun? Bob Hope |
| It sure has been a pleasure for us to broadcast for the sailors and soldiers; besides, its part of the National Defense Program to prepare our boys for anything Bob Hope Adages |
| I’m going to Vietnam at the request of the White House. President Johnson says a war isn’t really a war without my jokes. Bob Hope Quotes |
| Middle age is when you still believe you'll feel better in the morning. Bob Hope |
| Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle. Bob Hope Adages |
| Most of the people who came for dancing lessons had Rumba ambitions and minuet bodies Bob Hope |
| My father told me all about the birds and the bees, the liar - I went steady with a woodpecker till I was twenty-one. Bob Hope Quotes |
| People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy. Bob Hope |
| People who throw kisses are mighty hopelessly lazy. Bob Hope Popular Quotes |
| She said she was approaching forty, and I couldn't help wondering from what direction. Bob Hope |
| The program is nearly over! I can feel the audience is still with me but if I run faster I can shake them off Bob Hope |
| The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast. [About Russia] Bob Hope |
| This falls under the category of a minor and freak accident, Bob Hope Popular Quotes |
| When she started to play, Steinway came down personally and rubbed his name off the piano. Bob Hope |
| When they asked Jack Benny to do something for the Actor's Orphanage - he shot both his parents and moved in. Bob Hope |
| When we recall the past, we usually find that it is the simplest things - not the great occasions - that in retrospect give off the greatest glow of happiness. Bob Hope |
| You couldn't say anything negative about any of the Braves without Pearl getting greatly offended. Bob Hope |
| You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake. Bob Hope |
| You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake. Bob Hope |
| Your ignorance cramps my conversation Bob Hope |
