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A quilt will warm your body and comfort your soul. Author Unknown Quotes |
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Do vegetarians eat animal crackers? Author Unknown |
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Don't be discouraged. It's often the last key in the bunch that opens the lock. Author Unknown |
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I like my new telephone, my computer works just fine, my calculator is perfect, but Lord, I miss my mind! Author Unknown Sayings |
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Light is good from whatever lamp it shines. Author Unknown |
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The best cure for insomnia is a Monday morning. Author Unknown |
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A game in which you claim the privileges of age, and retain the playthings of childhood. Author Unknown |
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Decaffeinated coffee is the devil's blend. Author Unknown |
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Good lawyers know the law; great lawyers know the judge. Author Unknown |
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Hope is putting faith to work when doubting would be easier. Author Unknown |
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If you ride like there's no tomorrow, there won't be. Author Unknown Quotations |
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It takes 8,460 bolts to assemble an automobile, and one nut to scatter it all over the road. Author Unknown |
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Never drive faster than your guardian angel can fly. Author Unknown Remarks |
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Sometimes the best communication happens when you're on separate bikes. Author Unknown Adages |
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| "A war is like when it rains in New York and everybody crowds into doorways, ya know? And they all get chummy together. Perfect strangers. The only difference, of course, is in a war it's also raining on the other side of the street and the people who are chummy over there are trying to kill the people who are over here who are chums." Author Unknown Popular Quotes |
"All your life you are told the things you cannot do. All your life they will say you're not good enough or strong enough or talented enough; they will say you're the wrong height or the wrong weight or the wrong type to play this or be this or achieve this. THEY WILL TELL YOU NO, a thousand times no, until all the no's become meaningless. All your life they will tell you no, quite firmly and very quickly.
AND YOU WILL TELL THEM YES." Author Unknown |
| "At the dictation of a mathematician, it will solve in a matter of hours equations never before solved because of their intricacy and the enormous time and personnel which would be required to work them out on ordinary office calculators." Author Unknown |
| "Elphaba, where I'm from, we believe all sorts of things that aren't true. We call it--- history." Author Unknown |
| "Her children arise up, and call her blessed." Author Unknown |
"In an age of nothing, at a time when we stand at the brink of our own destruction?
Strengthen your belief in yourself, in the future of humanity, in the things of this world that cannot be easily perceived.
Awaken that which lies dormant now within your soul. Re-ignite the flame of your consciousness, and measure the strength of your conviction.
Reveal the lie.
Renounce your hatred.
Seek, find and embrace the truths you are fortunate enough to discover. Cherish them. Use them to anchor you in the sea of chaos that is the world we live in.
When twilight draws near, when you are pushed to the very limits of your soul, When it seems that all you have left are the dead remnants of the fabric of your life?
Believe." Author Unknown |
| "Instead of focusing on their individual agendas, collaborative partnerships establish common goals. In order to address problems that lie beyond any single agency's exclusive purview, but which concern them all, partners agree to pool resources, jointly plan, implement, and evaluate new services and procedures, and delegate individual responsibility for the outcomes of their joint efforts." Author Unknown Quotes |
| "It seems to me that the best relationships, the ones that last, are frequently the ones rooted in friendship. You know, one day you look at the person and you see something more than the night before, like a switch has been flicked somewhere, and the person who was just a friend is suddenly the only person you can ever imagine yourself with." Author Unknown |
"Las cosas claras y el chocolate espeso."
(Ideas should be clear and chocolate thick) Author Unknown Quotes |
| "More than any time in recent history, America's destiny is not of our own choosing. We did not seek nor did we provoke an assault on our freedom and our way of life. We did not expect nor did we invite a confrontation with evil. Yet the true measure of a people's strength is how they rise to master that moment when it does arive...The streets of heaven are too crowded with angels, but every time we think we have measured our capacity to meet a challenge, we look up and we're reminded that that capacity may well be limitless. This is a time for American heroes. We will do what is hard. We will achieve what is great. This is a time for American heroes and we reach for the stars..." Author Unknown Adages |
"One pill, two pill, three pill, four,
five pill, six pill, seven pill, floor." Author Unknown |
| "The one constant through all the years has been baseball. America has rolled by like an army of steamrollers. It's been erased like a blackboard, rebuilt, and erased again. But baseball has marked the time. This field, this game, is a part of our past. It reminds us of all that once was good, and what could be again. Oh people will come, Ray. People will most definitely come." Author Unknown |
| "We live for the nights we'll never remember with the people we'll never forget." Author Unknown |
| "We teach that every priest shall extinguish heathendom, and forbid wilweorthunga (fountain worship), and licwiglunga (incantations of the dead), and hwata (omens), and galdra (magic), and man worship, and the abominations that men exercise in various sorts of witchcraft, and in frithspottum (peace-enclosures) with elms and other trees, and with stones, and with many phantoms." Author Unknown |
| "Wisdom is supreme; therefore make a full effort to get wisdom. Esteem her and she will exalt you; embrace her and she will honor you."
Author Unknown |
| "Carpe Diem" does not mean "fish of the day." Author Unknown Popular Quotes |
| "I must do something" always solves more problems than "Something must be done." Author Unknown Remarks |
'Tis better to buy a small bouquet
And give to your friend this very day,
Than a bushel of roses white and red
To lay on his coffin after he's dead.
Author Unknown Popular Quotes |
| .sig file missing --- (A)dlib, (R)etry, (F)ail? Author Unknown Popular Quotes |
| 24 hours in a day...24 beers in a case...coincidence? Author Unknown Adages |
| 98% of all statistics are made up. Author Unknown Sayings |
| Confucius say: "Man who want pretty nurse, must be patient." Author Unknown |
| Fortune knocks but once, but misFortune has much more patience. Author Unknown |
| George Washington is the only president who didn't blame the previous administration for his troubles. Author Unknown |
| Jesus saves! The rest of us better make backups. Author Unknown Popular Quotes |
| Jesus saves! The rest of us better make backups. Author Unknown Sayings |
| Lou Gehrig Delivers "Farewell to Baseball Address" at Yankee Stadium Author Unknown |
| Oliver Wendell Holmes once attended a meeting in which he was the shortest man present. "Dr. Holmes," quipped a friend, "I should think you'd feel rather small among us big fellows." "I do," retorted Holmes, "I feel like a dime among a lot of pennies." Author Unknown |
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| A "gimme" can best be defined as an agreement between two golfers, neither of whom can putt very well. Author Unknown |
| A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand. Author Unknown |
| A bed without a quilt is like a sky without stars. Author Unknown |
| A bend in the road is not the end of the road... unless you fail to make the turn. Author Unknown Remarks |
| A best friend it like a four leaf clover - Hard to find, and lucky to have. Author Unknown Popular Quotes |
| A biophysicist talks physics to the biologists and biology to the physicists, but then he meets another biophysicist, they just discuss women. Author Unknown |
| A birth control pill for men, that's fair. It makes more sense to take the bullets out of the gun than to wear a bulletproof vest. Author Unknown |
| A birthday is just the first day of another 365-day journey around the sun. Enjoy the trip. Author Unknown |
| A brave arm makes a short sword long. Author Unknown |
| A brother shares childhood memories and grown-up dreams. Author Unknown Popular Quotes |
| A camel looks like a horse that was planned by a committee. Author Unknown |
| A characteristic of the normal child is he doesn't act that way very often. Author Unknown |
| A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is smoking a cigarette with a satisfied smile on its face and the egg is frowning and looking put out. The egg mutters to no one in particular, "I guess we answered that question. Author Unknown |
| A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is smoking a cigarette with a satisfied smile on its face and the egg is frowning and looking put out. The egg mutters to no one in particular, "I guess we answered that question." Author Unknown |
| A child can ask questions that a wise man cannot answer. Author Unknown |
| A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five. Author Unknown |
| A Christmas shopper's complaint is one of long-standing. Author Unknown Popular Quotes |
| A clean house is the sign of a boring person. Author Unknown |
| A committee is a group of the unwilling chosen form the unfit, to do the unnecessary. Author Unknown Remarks |
| A compromise is an agreement whereby both parties get what neither of them wanted. Author Unknown Remarks |
| A consultant is a man sent in after the battle to bayonet the wounded. Author Unknown |
| A daughter is a gift of love. Author Unknown |
| A daughter is a little girl who grows up to be a friend. Author Unknown Sayings |
| A daughter is a mother's gender partner, her closest ally in the family confederacy, an extension of her self. Author Unknown Quotes |
| A daughter is the happy memories of the past, the joyful moments of the present, and the hope and promise of the future. Author Unknown Sayings |
| A daughter may outgrow your lap, but she will never outgrow your heart. Author Unknown Quotations |
| A diet is the penalty we pay for exceeding the feed limit. Author Unknown Sayings |
| A dirty book is rarely dusty. Author Unknown |
| A dog can express more with his tail in seconds than his owner can express with his tongue in hours. Author Unknown |
| A drug is that substance which, when injected into a rat, will produce a scientific report. Author Unknown |
| A family is a patchwork of love. Author Unknown Remarks |
| A father carries pictures where his money used to be. Author Unknown |
| A fine quotation is a diamond on the finger of a witty person, but a pebble in the hands of a fool. Author Unknown |
| A fool-proof method for sculpting an elephant: first, get a huge block of marble; then you chip away everything that doesn't look like an elephant. Author Unknown Quotations |
| A fool-proof method for sculpting an elephant: first, get a huge block of marble; then you chip away everything that doesn't look like an elephant. Author Unknown Quotations |
| A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother. Author Unknown Remarks |
| A friend accepts us as we are yet helps us to be what we should. Author Unknown Adages |
| A friend is a brother who was once a bother. Author Unknown |
| A friend is one who believes in you when you have ceased to believe in yourself. Author Unknown |
| A friend is someone who dances with you in the sunlight, And walks with you in the shadows. Author Unknown |
| A friend is someone who knows the song in your heart and sings it back to you when you have forgotten how it goes. Author Unknown Remarks |
| A friend will know you better in the first minute they see you, than your acquaintance will in a thousand years. Author Unknown |
| A friendly look, a kindly smile, one good act, and life's worthwhile. Author Unknown |
| A garden of Love grows in a Grandmother's heart. Author Unknown Quotes |
| A genius is one who shoots at something no one else can see - and hits it. Author Unknown |
| A gentleman is a man who can play the accordion but doesn't. Author Unknown |
| A golfer's diet: live on greens as much as possible. Author Unknown Quotations |
| A golfer's diet: live on greens as much as possible. Author Unknown Remarks |
| A good book on your shelf is a friend that turns its back on you and remains a friend. Author Unknown Remarks |
| A good cheerleader is not measured by the height of her jumps but by the span of her spirit. Author Unknown |
| A good example has twice the value of good advice. Author Unknown |
| A good friend is cheaper than therapy. Author Unknown Popular Quotes |
| A good pun is its own reword. Author Unknown Quotes |
| A good teacher is like a candle - it consumes itself to light the way for others. Author Unknown Adages |
| A grandmother is a babysitter who watches the kids instead of the television. Author Unknown Popular Quotes |
| A grandmother is a little bit parent, a little bit teacher, and a little bit best friend. Author Unknown |
| A grandmother is a mother who has a second chance. Author Unknown |
| A grandparent is old on the outside but young on the inside. Author Unknown |
| A great name for a new country song: If I'd Shot You Sooner, I'd Be Out of Jail by Now. Author Unknown |
| A half-baked idea is okay as long as it's in the oven. Author Unknown Adages |
| A hangover is the wrath of grapes. Author Unknown Quotes |
| A healthy mind has an easy breath. Author Unknown Sayings |
| A hole is nothing at all, but you can still break your neck in it. Author Unknown |
A hug delights and warms and charms,
that must be why God gave us arms.
Author Unknown |
| A hug is a great gift - one size fits all, and it's easy to exchange. Author Unknown Adages |
| A hug is a handshake from the heart. Author Unknown |
| A hug is two hearts wrapped in arms. Author Unknown Remarks |
| A hug is worth a thousand words. Author Unknown Quotations |
| A hundred ten in the shade is sorta hot, but you don't have to shovel it off your driveway. Author Unknown Remarks |
| A journey of a thousand sites begins with a single click. Author Unknown Remarks |
| A kiss is just a pleasant reminder that two heads are better than one. Author Unknown |
| A kiss is the upper persuasion for a lower invasion. Author Unknown Popular Quotes |
| A level of despair is reached, where people are willing to die to punish their tormentors. Author Unknown Quotations |
| A lie may take care of the present, but it has no future. Author Unknown |
| A little faith will bring your soul to heaven, but a lot of faith will bring heaven to your soul. Author Unknown Sayings |
| A man doesnt want a child he is a dead beat dad. A woman doesnt want a child she is pro choice. Author Unknown Popular Quotes |
A man may smile and bid you hail
Yet wish you to the devil;
But when a good dog wags his tail,
You know he's on the level.
Author Unknown |
| A man of courage never wants weapons. Author Unknown Quotes |
| A man of words and not of deeds is like a garden full of weeds. Author Unknown Sayings |
| A man ought not never to get drunk above the neck. Author Unknown Sayings |
| A man's children and his garden both reflect the amount of weeding done during the growing season. Author Unknown |
| A man's work is from sun to sun, but a mother's work is never done. Author Unknown |
| A metaphor is like a simile. Author Unknown |
| A morning without coffee is like sleep. Author Unknown Adages |
| A pedestrian is someone who thought there were a couple of gallons left in the tank. Author Unknown Remarks |
| A person doesn't know how much he has to be thankful for until he has to pay taxes on it. Author Unknown Remarks |
| A picture is worth a thousand words; a slide show is both. Author Unknown Quotes |
| A picture, it is said, is worth a thousand words, but cannot a few well-spoken words convey as many pictures? Author Unknown Remarks |
| A politician is known by the promises he keeps. Author Unknown |
| A pun is a short quip followed by a long groan. Author Unknown Popular Quotes |
| A rustle in the wind reminds us a fairy is near. Author Unknown Sayings |
A Short History of Medicine
2000 B.C. - "Here, eat this root."
1000 B.C. - "That root is heathen, say this prayer."
1850 A.D. - "That prayer is superstition, drink this potion."
1940 A.D. - "That potion is snake oil, swallow this pill."
1985 A.D. - "That pill is ineffective, take this antibiotic."
2000 A.D. - "That antibiotic is artificial. Here, eat this root."
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| A sign inside the front door of Holy Cross Primary School, in north Belfast, reads: "If we'd been born where they were born and taught what they were taught, we would believe what they believe." Author Unknown |
| A sister is a forever friend. Author Unknown |
| A sister shares childhood memories and grown-up dreams. Author Unknown Quotes |
| A smile can brighten the darkest day. Author Unknown Adages |
| A smile costs nothing but gives much. It enriches those who receive without making poorer those who give. It takes but a moment, but the memory of it sometimes lasts forever. None is so rich or mighty that he cannot get along without it and none is so poor that he cannot be made rich by it. Yet a smile cannot be bought, begged, borrowed, or stolen, for it is something that is of no value to anyone until it is given away. Some people are too tired to give you a smile. Give them one of yours, as none needs a smile so much as he who has no more to give. Author Unknown |
| A smile is a powerful weapon; you can even break ice with it. Author Unknown |
| A smile is something you can't give away; it always comes back to you. Author Unknown |
| A smile is the light in the window of your face that tells people you're at home. Author Unknown Quotes |
| A snowflake is one of God's most fragile creations, but look what they can do when they stick together! Author Unknown Quotes |
| A son is a son till he takes him a wife, a daughter is a daughter all of her life. Author Unknown Adages |
| A teacher's purpose is not to create students in his own image, but to develop students who can create their own image. Author Unknown |
| A three-year-old gave this reaction to her Christmas dinner: "I don't like the turkey, but I like the bread he ate. Author Unknown |
| A true friend reaches for your hand and touches your heart. Author Unknown |
| A true scrapbook addict is one who stages photographs to match paper she likes. Author Unknown Remarks |
| A truly happy person is one who can enjoy the scenery while on a detour. Author Unknown Quotes |
| A truly rich man is one whose children run into his arms when his hands are empty. Author Unknown |
| A user and his leisure time are soon parted. Author Unknown |
| A vacation is like love - anticipated with pleasure, experienced with discomfort, and remembered with nostalgia. Author Unknown |
| A virgin forest is where the hand of man has never set foot. Author Unknown Quotations |
| A well-informed mind is the best security against the contagion of folly and of vice. The vacant mind is ever on the watch for relief, and ready to plunge into error, to escape from the languor of idleness. Author Unknown |
| A wise man can see more from the bottom of a well than a fool can from a mountain top. Author Unknown |
| A wish changes nothing. A decision changes everything. Author Unknown Adages |
| A woman wears her tears like jewelry. Author Unknown Quotes |
| Ability is what will get you to the top if the boss has no daughter. Author Unknown |
| Accidents hurt - safety doesn't. Author Unknown Adages |
| Adolescence is a period of rapid changes. Between the ages of 12 and 17, for example, a parent ages as much as 20 years. Author Unknown |
| Adversity introduces a man to himself. Author Unknown Quotes |
| Aerobics: a series of strenuous exercises which help convert fats, sugars, and starches into aches, pains, and cramps. Author Unknown |
| After all is said and done, a lot more will have been said than done. Author Unknown Popular Quotes |
| After you've heard two eyewitness accounts of an auto accident, you begin to worry about history. Author Unknown |
| All bicycles weigh fifty pounds. A thirty-pound bicycle needs a twenty-pound lock. A forty-pound bicycle needs a ten-pound lock. A fifty-pound bicycle doesn't need a lock. Author Unknown |
All for one and one for all
My brother and my friend
What fun we have
The time we share
Brothers 'til the end.
Author Unknown |
| All men are created equal, then a few become firemen. Author Unknown Popular Quotes |
| All mothers are working mothers. Author Unknown |
| All programmers are playwrights and all computers are lousy actors. Author Unknown |
| All that I have seen teaches me to trust God for all I have not seen. Author Unknown |
| All the arms we need are for hugging. Author Unknown |
| All the coffee in Columbia won't make me a morning person. Author Unknown |
| All the so-called "secrets of success" will not work unless you do. Author Unknown |
| All things are possible, except for skiing through a revolving door. Author Unknown |
| Always act like you're wearing an invisible crown. Author Unknown |
| Always borrow money from a pessimist, he doesn't expect to be paid back. Author Unknown |
| Always remember to be happy because you never know who's falling in love with your smile. Author Unknown |
| Always tell the truth. If you can't always tell the truth, don't lie. Author Unknown Remarks |
| Always tell the truth. Even if you have to make it up. Author Unknown Adages |
Among Life's precious jewels,
Genuine and rare,
The one that we call friendship
Has worth beyond compare.
Author Unknown Quotations |
| Among the many attributions found for this: Emerson">Ralph Waldo Emerson, Andre Maurois, Charles Reade, Buddist Proverb, Samuel Smiles, Allen">James Allen, George D. Boardman, and Francis E. Willard Author Unknown Quotations |
| An "acceptable" level of unemployment means that the government economist to whom it is acceptable still has a job. Author Unknown |
| An angler is a man who spends rainy days sitting around on the muddy banks of rivers doing nothing because his wife won't let him do it at home. Author Unknown |
| An educational system isn't worth a great deal if it teaches young people how to make a
living but doesn't teach them how to make a life. Author Unknown |
| An erection is like the Theory of Relativity - the more you think about it, the harder it gets. Author Unknown |
An old Apache storyteller reminds us:
“The plants, rocks, fire, water, all are alive. They watch us and see our needs. They see when we have nothing to protect us, and it is then that they reveal themselves and speak to us." Author Unknown Sayings |
| An older sister helps one remain half child, half woman. Author Unknown Quotes |
| An optimist laughs to forget. A pessimist forgets to laugh. Author Unknown |
| And as the seasons come and go, here's something you might like to know. There are fairies everywhere: under bushes, in the air, playing games just like you play, singing through their busy day. So listen, touch, and look around - in the air and on the ground. And if you watch all nature's things, you might just see a fairy's wing. Author Unknown |
| And on the eighth day God said, "Okay, Murphy, you're in charge! Author Unknown Popular Quotes |
| And on the eighth day God said, "Okay, Murphy, you're in charge!" Author Unknown Popular Quotes |
| Angels are never too distant to hear you. Author Unknown |
| Angels can fly directly into the heart of the matter. Author Unknown Remarks |
| Anger is one letter short of danger. Author Unknown Popular Quotes |
| Any day spent sewing, is a good day. Author Unknown Adages |
| Any man can be a father. It takes someone special to be a dad. Author Unknown Quotes |
| Any man can hold a girl's hand, but only the elite can hold her feet. Author Unknown |
| Any sufficiently advanced bureaucracy is indistinguishable from molasses. Author Unknown |
| Anyone can be an angel. Author Unknown |
| Anyone driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac. Author Unknown Adages |
| Anyone may have diamonds: an heirloom is an ornament of quite a different kind. Author Unknown Sayings |
| Anyone who goes through life trusting people without making sure they are worthy of trust is a fool. Yet there are people who may be trusted, men as well as women. There are are as many difference in their natures as there are flowers in these meadows. Author Unknown Quotes |
| Anyone who says sunshine brings happiness has never danced in the rain. Author Unknown Quotations |
| Anyone who says they have only one life to live must not know how to read a book. Author Unknown |
| Anyone who uses the phrase 'easy as taking candy from a baby' has never tried taking candy from a baby. Author Unknown Adages |
| Anywhere is paradise; it's up to you. Author Unknown Sayings |
| Apathy Error: Don't bother striking any key. Author Unknown Quotations |
Are those the magic fairy wands
glistening on the tree
or only winter icicles that I see?
Author Unknown Adages |
| Arizona looks like a battle on Mars. Author Unknown |
| Art has never been made while thinking of art. Author Unknown |
| Artificial Intelligence is no match for natural stupidity. Author Unknown Adages |
| As armed conflict is highly gendered and women’s experiences during war differ from those of men, any conflict mapping and tracking exercise undertaken for use in negotiation must also take account of shifting gender relations and women’s activities throughout all phases of conflict and its aftermath.
Effectiveness of peace processes requires that they are built on the widest base of experience. Thus they need to take into account women’s lived experiences before, during and post-conflict. Failure to do so can lead to an impoverished understanding of peace and security that focuses on militarism and power supported by force. Attention also needs to be focused on women’s experiences post-conflict. Collapsed civilian structures may mean continuing and pervasive lawlessness and women’s experiences of violence do not stop with the cessation of hostilities. There must also be studies on the militarization of humanitarian aid and its impact upon women. Author Unknown |
| As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in schools. Author Unknown |
| As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold. Author Unknown |
| As we grow older everything seems to wear out, fall out or spread out. Author Unknown Sayings |
| As we struggle to make sense of things, life looks on in repose. Author Unknown Popular Quotes |
| As ye sew, so shall ye rip. Author Unknown |
| Ask me why I keep on loving you when it's clear that you don't feel the same way for me... the problem is that as much as I can't force you to love me, I can't force myself to stop loving you. Author Unknown Remarks |
| Asking a seamstress to mend is like asking Michelangelo to paint your garage. Author Unknown |
| Asking if computers can think is like asking if submarines can swim. Author Unknown Sayings |
| At least my pencil never crashes! Author Unknown |
| At my age, every doctor says the same thing; It's either something I have to live with - or something I have to live without. Author Unknown |
| Back up my hard drive? How do I put it in reverse? Author Unknown |
| Back up my hard drive? How do I put it in reverse? Author Unknown Remarks |
| Backdraft has the right-of-way. Author Unknown Adages |
| Bad men excuse their faults; good men abandon them. Author Unknown |
| Bad weather always looks worse through a window. Author Unknown Popular Quotes |
| Baseball is an island of activity amidst a sea of statistics. Author Unknown Sayings |
| Baseball is the only place in life where a sacrifice is really appreciated. Author Unknown |
| Bass fishermen watch Monday night football, drink beer, drive pickup trucks and prefer noisy women with big breasts. Trout fishermen watch MacNeil-Lehrer, drink white wine, drive foreign cars with passenger-side air bags and hardly think about women at all. This last characteristic may have something to do with the fact that trout fishermen spend most of the time immersed up to the thighs in ice-cold water. Author Unknown |
| Be a coffee-drinking individual - espresso yourself! Author Unknown Quotations |
| Be a little careful about your library. Do you foresee what you will do with it? Very little to be sure. But the real question is, What it will do with you? Author Unknown Quotations |
| Be alert! Accidents hurt. Author Unknown |
| Be God or let God. Author Unknown Quotations |
| Be naughty - save Santa a trip. Author Unknown Sayings |
| Be patient enough to live one day at a time, letting yesterday go and leaving tomorrow until it arrives. Author Unknown |
| Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. Author Unknown |
| Beautiful young people are accidents of nature, But beautiful old people are works of art. Author Unknown Remarks |
| Beauty isn't something on the outside. It's your insides that count! You gotta eat green stuff to make sure you're pretty on the inside. Author Unknown Quotes |
| Beauty's sister is vanity, and its daughter lust. Author Unknown Remarks |
| Because women's work is never done and is underpaid or unpaid or boring or repetitious and we're the first to get fired and what we look like is more important than what we do and if we get raped it's our fault and if we get beaten we must have provoked it and if we raise our voices we're nagging bitches and if we enjoy sex we're nymphos and if we don't we're frigid and if we love women it's because we can't get a "real" man and if we ask our doctor too many questions we're neurotic and/or pushy and if we expect childcare we're selfish and if we stand up for our rights we're aggressive and "unfeminine" and if we don't we're typical weak females and if we want to get married we're out to trap a man and if we don't we're unnatural and because we still can't get an adequate safe contraceptive but men can walk on the moon and if we can't cope or don't want a pregnancy we're made to feel guilty about abortion and...for lots of other reasons we are part of the women's liberation movement. Author Unknown Sayings |
| Before you can break out of prison, you must first realize you're locked up. Author Unknown Quotes |
| Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile way and you have their shoes. Author Unknown |
| Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile way and you have their shoes. Author Unknown Remarks |
| Being good is commendable, but only when it is combined with doing good is it useful. Author Unknown |
| Being in a good frame of mind helps keep one in the picture of health. Author Unknown Popular Quotes |
Believe those who seek the truth, doubt those who find it; doubt all, but do not doubt yourself.
Croyez ceux qui cherchent la vérité, doutez de ceux qui la trouvent; doutez de tout, mais ne doutez pas de vous-même. Author Unknown |
| Beta. Software undergoes beta testing shortly before it's released. Beta is Latin for "still doesn't work." Author Unknown |
| Better dead sure than sure dead. Author Unknown Quotes |
| Better to die on your feet than live on your knees. Author Unknown |
| Between today and tomorrow are graves, and between promising and fulfilling are chasms. Author Unknown |
| Beware of the half truth. You may have gotten hold of the wrong half. Author Unknown Popular Quotes |
| Beware of the half truth. You may have gotten hold of the wrong half. Author Unknown |
| Bigger snacks mean bigger slacks. Author Unknown Quotes |
| Bikes don't leak oil, they mark their territory. Author Unknown |
| Birthdays are good for you. Studies show that the people who have the most live the longest. Author Unknown Adages |
| Black holes result from God dividing the universe by zero. Author Unknown Popular Quotes |
| Blessed are The Children of scrapbookers, for they shall inherit the scrapbooks. Author Unknown |
| Blessed are the flexible, for they shall not be bent out of shape. Author Unknown |
| Blessed are those who hunger and thirst, for they are sticking to their diets. Author Unknown Sayings |
| Blessed is the person who is too busy to worry in the daytime and too sleepy to worry at night. Author Unknown |
| Bragging may not bring happiness, but no man having caught a large fish goes home through an alley. Author Unknown Quotations |
| Brain cells come and brain cells go, but fat cells live forever. Author Unknown Adages |
| Bread and water can so easily be toast and tea. Author Unknown Adages |
| Breath is Spirit. The act of breathing is Living. Author Unknown |
| But a weed is simply a plant that wants to grow where people want something else. In blaming nature, people mistake the culprit. Weeds are people's idea, not nature's. Author Unknown Popular Quotes |
But when I said that nothing had been done I erred in one important matter. We had definitely committed ourselves and were halfway out of our ruts. We had put down our passage money--booked a sailing to Bombay. This may sound too simple, but is great in consequence. Until one is committed, there is hesitancy, the chance to draw back, always ineffectiveness. Concerning all acts of initiative (and creation), there is one elementary truth the ignorance of which kills countless ideas and splendid plans: that the moment one definitely commits oneself, the providence moves too. A whole stream of events issues from the decision, raising in one's favor all manner of unforeseen incidents, meetings and material assistance, which no man could have dreamt would have come his way. I learned a deep respect for one of Goethe's couplets:
Whatever you can do or dream you can, begin it.
Boldness has genius, power and magic in it! Author Unknown Quotations |
Buttons and patches and the cold wind blowing,
The days pass quickly when I am sewing.
Author Unknown Popular Quotes |
| Buying a Nikon doesn't make you a photographer. It makes you a Nikon owner. Author Unknown |
| By the time a man is wise enough to watch his step, he's too old to go anywhere. Author Unknown |
| By the time I have money to burn, my fire will have burnt out. Author Unknown Sayings |
| C:>COFFEE.COM error. Contact programmer J. Valdez. Author Unknown |
| C:\COFFEE.POT missing (A)bort (R)etry (F)all asleep? Author Unknown |
| Caffeine Allocation Error: COFFEE.SYS missing, Programmer halted. Author Unknown Sayings |
Caffeine is my shepherd; I shall not doze.
It maketh me to wake in green pastures:
It leadeth me beyond the sleeping masses.
It restoreth my buzz:
It leadeth me in the paths of consciousness for its name's sake.
Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of addiction,
I will fear no Equal™:
For thou art with me; thy cream and thy sugar they comfort me.
Thou preparest a carafe before me in the presence of The Starbucks:
Thou anointest my day with pep; my mug runneth over.
Surely richness and taste shall follow me all the days of my life:
And I will dwell in the House of Mochas forever.
Author Unknown Popular Quotes |
| Caffeine isn't a drug, it's a vitamin! Author Unknown |
| California's a wonderful place to live - if you happen to be an orange. Author Unknown Quotations |
| Camping: The art of getting closer to nature while getting farther away from the nearest cold beverage, hot shower and flush toilet. Author Unknown Sayings |
| Can't live with 'em. Can't legally torture them to death. Author Unknown Sayings |
| Car sickness is the feeling you get when the monthly payment is due. Author Unknown Quotations |
| Catching a yellow-jacket in your shirt at seventy miles per hour can double your vocabulary. Author Unknown |
| Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function. Author Unknown |
| Caution is not cowardly. Carelessness is not courage. Author Unknown |
| Chance takers are accident makers. Author Unknown |
| Chances are, you now know that the marriage of the computer and the telephone is one of the century's seismic technical and economic developments. In terms of potential social and economic impact, it is often likened to the introduction of assembly-line manufacturing or to the invention of the computer itself. Author Unknown |
| Change is inevitable, except from vending machines. Author Unknown Adages |
| Charge less, but charge. Otherwise, you will not be taken seriously, and you do your fellow artists no favours if you undercut the market. Author Unknown Quotes |
| Cheerleaders are angels - we're the only humans who can fly. Author Unknown |
| Cheerleaders are simply a jump above the rest. Author Unknown |
| Cheerleaders know that pyramids were not built in Egypt. Author Unknown |
| Cheerleading is more than a sport; it's an attitude. Author Unknown |
| Chemicals, n: Noxious substances from which modern foods are made. Author Unknown |
| Chemicals, n: Noxious substances from which modern foods are made. Author Unknown |
| Childhood is that wonderful time of life when all you need to do to lose weight is take a bath. Author Unknown |
| Childhood is the most beautiful of all life's seasons. Author Unknown |
| Children are for people who can't have dogs. Author Unknown Quotes |
| Children are natural mimics who act like their parents despite every effort to teach them good manners. Author Unknown Sayings |
| Children seldom misquote you. In fact, they usually repeat word for word what you shouldn't have said. Author Unknown Popular Quotes |
| Children seldom misquote. In fact, they usually repeat word for word what you shouldn't have said. Author Unknown |
| Chlorine is my perfume. Author Unknown |
| Chlorine: the breakfast of champions! Author Unknown Quotations |
| Christmas is the season when you buy this year's gifts with next year's money. Author Unknown |
| Civilized people need love for full sexual satisfaction. Author Unknown |
| Cleanliness is next to impossible. Author Unknown |
| Clergymen have much the same in their breeches as other men. Author Unknown Sayings |
| Coffee in England is just toasted milk. Author Unknown Quotes |
| Coffee, n. break fluid. Author Unknown |
| Coffee: The first peripheral! Author Unknown Adages |
Colonel Kane: You're convinced that God is dead because there's evil in the world.
Captain Cutshaw: Correct.
Colonel Kane: Then why don't you think He's alive because of the goodness in the world? Author Unknown Quotes |
| Commit to be fit. Author Unknown |
| Computers have lots of memory but no imagination. Author Unknown |
| Computers must be female. No one but the creator understands their internal logic. The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else. The message "Bad command or file name" is about as informative as, "If you don't know why I'm mad at you, then I'm certainly not going to tell you." Even the smallest mistakes are stored in long term memory for later retrieval. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your paycheck on accessories for it. Author Unknown |
| Concerning football playing, I protest to you it may rather be called a friendly kind of fighting, rather than recreation. Author Unknown |
| Conscience gets a lot of credit that belongs to cold feet. Author Unknown |
| Conscience is what hurts when everything else feels so good. Author Unknown |
| Conscience keeps more people awake than coffee. Author Unknown |
| Consciousness: that annoying time between naps. Author Unknown |
| Conversation is the slowest form of human communication. Author Unknown Quotations |
| Convert difficulties into opportunities, for difficulties are divine surgeries to make you better. Author Unknown |
| Coolidge was known for his terse speech and reticence. A woman bet her friend that she could get Coolidge to speak to her, which was something he was reluctant to do. She went up to him and said: "Hello, Mr. President, I bet my friend that I could get you to say three words to me." "You lose," Coolidge replied dryly, and walked away. Author Unknown Popular Quotes |
| Coolidge was known for his terse speech and reticence. A woman bet her friend that she could get Coolidge to speak to her, which was something he was reluctant to do. She went up to him and said: "Hello, Mr. President, I bet my friend that I could get you to say three words to me." "You lose," Coolidge replied dryly, and walked away. Author Unknown |
| Count the garden by the flowers, never by the leaves that fall. Count your life with smiles and not the tears that roll. Author Unknown |
| Courage is not the absence of fear but rather the judgment that something is more important than fear. The brave may not live forever but the cautious do not live at all. Author Unknown Adages |
| Courage is the most beautiful kind of madness. Author Unknown |
| Dad, your guiding hand on my shoulder will remain with me forever. Author Unknown Adages |
| Darkness cannot put out the Light. It can only make God brighter. Author Unknown Popular Quotes |
| Darkness cannot put out the Light. It can only make God brighter. Author Unknown Popular Quotes |
| Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money. Author Unknown |
| Death is life's way of telling you you're fired. Author Unknown |
| Death leaves a heartache no one can heal,
Love leaves a memory no one can steal. Author Unknown Adages |
| Decaf? No, it's dangerous to dilute my caffeine stream. Author Unknown |
Deep within the winter forest among the snowdrift wide
You can find a magic place where all the fairies hide....
Author Unknown Popular Quotes |
| Deja Brew: The feeling that you've had this coffee before. Author Unknown Quotes |
| Democracy is a government where you can say what you think even if you don't think. Author Unknown |
| Desire is the most important factor in the success of any athlete. Author Unknown Remarks |
| Did you ever notice that when you put the words "The" and "IRS" together, it spells "THEIRS? Author Unknown |
| Did you ever notice that when you put the words "The" and "IRS" together, it spells "THEIRS?" Author Unknown |
| Dieting is not a piece of cake. Author Unknown |
| Dieting is wishful shrinking. Author Unknown Quotes |
| Difficult things ta |
