| "A jury consists of twelve persons chosen to decide who has the better lawyer." Anonymous |
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| "A poet is someone who is astonished by everything." Anonymous |
| "A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out." Anonymous |
| "A real leader faces the music, even when he doesn't like the tune." Anonymous Quotations |
| "All programmers are playwrights and all computers are lousy actors." Anonymous |
| "An expert is someone who knows more and more about less and less, until eventually he knows everything about nothing." Anonymous Quotations |
| "Anger is not only inevitable, but it is necessary. For in its place is indifference, the worst of all human qualities." Anonymous |
| "Bad habits are like a comfortable bed, easy to get into, but hard to get out of." Anonymous Sayings |
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| "Choose your friends by their character and your socks by their color. Choosing your socks by their character makes no sense, and choosing your friends by their color is unthinkable." Anonymous |
| "Crime, like disease, is not interesting; it is something to be done away with by general consent, and that is all about it." Anonymous Quotes |
| "Depression is anger without enthusiasm" Anonymous |
| "Discretion is being able to raise your eyebrow instead of your voice." Anonymous |
| "Don't steal. The government hates competition." Anonymous |
| "Don't tell me the sky's the limit when there are foosteps on the moon." Anonymous |
| "Efficiency is intelligent laziness." Anonymous Sayings |
| "Enjoy life. There's plenty of time to be dead." Anonymous |
| "God could not be everywhere and therefore he made mothers" Anonymous Adages |
| "Great minds think alike." Anonymous |
| "He who dies with the most toys is, nonetheless, still dead." Anonymous |
| "I want to be remembered as the girl who always smiles even when her heart is broken. And the one that could always brighten up your day even if she couldnt brighten her own." Anonymous |
| "If you can't beat your computer at chess, try kickboxing." Anonymous Adages |
| "If you love somebody, let them go. If they return, they were always yours. If they don't, they never were." Anonymous |
| "Intel has announced its next chip: the Repentium." Anonymous Quotes |
| "Love - a wildly misunderstood although highly desirable malfunction of the heart which weakens the brain, causes eyes to sparkle, cheeks to glow, blood pressure to rise and the lips to pucker" Anonymous Sayings |
| "Love has nothing to do with what you are expecting to get, it's what you are expected to give -- which is everything." Anonymous |
| "Many an opportunity is lost because a man is out looking for four-leaf clovers." Anonymous |
| "May every sunrise hold more promise, every moonrise hold more peace." Anonymous Remarks |
| "Men show their character in nothing more clearly than by what they find laughable." Anonymous Quotes |
| "Money talks...but all mine ever says is good-bye." Anonymous Quotations |
| "No one is listening until you make a mistake." Anonymous Quotations |
| "Old hackers never die. They just go to bitnet." Anonymous Remarks |
| "One thing you can't recycle is wasted time." Anonymous Quotations |
| "Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation leans on the doorbell." Anonymous |
| "Pentiums melt in your PC, not in your hand." Anonymous Adages |
| "People who think by the inch and talk by the yard deserve to be kicked by the foot." Anonymous Sayings |
| "Philosophy is a study that lets us be unhappy more intelligently." Anonymous Sayings |
| "Power (n): The only narcotic regulated by the SEC instead of the FDA." Anonymous |
| "Reality can be beaten with enough imagination." Anonymous |
| "Remember, people will judge you by your actions, not your intentions. You may have a heart of gold -- but so does a hard-boiled egg." Anonymous Sayings |
| "Silence is one great art of conversation." Anonymous Quotations |
| "Some authors should be paid by the quantity NOT written." Anonymous Quotes |
| "Some people weave burlap into the fabric of our lives, and some weave gold thread. Both contribute to make the whole picture beautiful and unique." Anonymous |
| "Success always occurs in private, and failure in full view." Anonymous |
| "That Jim Brown. He says he isn't Superman. What he really means is that Superman isn't Jimmy Brown!" Anonymous |
| "The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese." Anonymous Quotations |
| "The Internet is like a vault with a screen door on the back. I don't need jackhammers and atom bomb to get in when I can walk through the door." Anonymous Adages |
| "The mighty Oak was once a little nut that stood its ground." Anonymous |
| "The most important thing a father can do for his children is to love their mother." Anonymous |
| "The Next Computer: The hardware makes it a PC, the software makes it a workstation, the unit sales makes it a mainframe." Anonymous |
| "The real measure of your wealth is how much you'd be worth if you lost all your money." Anonymous |
| "The time to stop talking is when the other person nods his head affirmatively but says nothing." Anonymous Quotations |
| "The whole world steps aside for the man who knows where he is going." Anonymous Sayings |
| "The world is so fast that there are days when the person who says it can't be done is interrupted by the person who is doing it." Anonymous |
"This is the beginning of a new day.
You have been given this day to use as you will.
You can waste it or use it for good.
What you do today is important because you are exchanging a day of your life for it.
When tomorrow comes, this day will be gone forever;
in its place is something that you have left behind...
let it be something good." Anonymous |
| "Through struggle to the stars." Anonymous Popular Quotes |
| "Time goes by so fast, people go in and out of your life. You must never miss the opportunity to tell these people how much they mean to you." Anonymous |
| "To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism, to steal ideas from many is research." Anonymous |
| "To succeed in politics, it is often necessary to rise above your principles." Anonymous |
"Volunteers"
Many will be shocked to find,
When the day of judgement nears,
That there's a special place in Heaven
Set aside for volunteers.
Furnished with big recliners,
Satin Couches and footstools,
Where ther are no committee chairmen,
Nor yard sale or rest area coffee to serve.
No library duty or bulletin assembly,
There will be nothing to print and staple.
Not one thing to fold and mail,
Telephone lists will be outlawed.
But a finger snap will bring
Cool drinks and gourmet dinners
And rare treats fit for a king.
You ask,
"Who'll serve these privileged few
And work for all the're worth?"
Why, all those who reaped the benifits,
And not once volunteered on Earth. Anonymous Adages |
| "Want to make your computer go really fast? Throw it out a window." Anonymous |
| "We are all spiritual beings having a human experience." Anonymous |
| "We are like angels with just one wing. We can only fly by embracing each other." Anonymous |
| "We are told never to cross a bridge until we come to it, but this world is owned by men who have 'crossed bridges' in their imagination far ahead of the crowd." Anonymous Remarks |
| "What goes up must come down. Ask any system administrator." Anonymous |
| "What lies behind us and what lies ahead of us are tiny matters compared to what lives within us." Anonymous |
| "When I find myself fading, I close my eyes and realize my friends are my energy." Anonymous Remarks |
| "Who's General Failure and why's he reading my disk?" Anonymous Quotes |
| "You can not do all the good the world needs, but the world needs all the good you can do." Anonymous |
| "You don't love a woman because she is beautiful, but she is beautiful because you love her." Anonymous |
| 363 feet of gleaming white equipment being pushed up through the blue skies of Florida... Anonymous |
| The Children now love luxury; they have bad manners, contempt for authority; they allow disrespect for elders and love chatter in place of exercise. Children now are tyrants, not the servants of their households. They no longer rise when elders enter the room. They contradict their parents, chatter before company, gobble up dainties at the table, cross their legs, and tyrannize their teachers. Anonymous |
| A behaviorist is someone who pulls habits out of rats. Anonymous Adages |
| A budget is just a method of worrying before you spend money, as well as afterward. Anonymous |
| A critic is a legless man who teaches running. Anonymous |
A fly and a flea in a flue
Were imprisoned, so what could they do?
Said the Flea, "Let us fly!"
Said the Fly, "Let us flee!"
So they fled through a flaw in the flue. Anonymous |
| A good marriage is like a casserole, only those responsible for it really know what goes in it. Anonymous |
| A lie is an abomination unto the Lord, and a very present help in trouble. (a combination of Proverbs 12:22 and Psalms 46:1) Anonymous Quotations |
| A little girl at the wedding afterwards asked her mother why the bride changed her mind. "What do you mean?" responded her mother. "Well, she went down the aisle with one man, and came back with another." Anonymous Quotations |
A memory lasts forever.
Never does it die.
True friends stay together.
And never say goodbye. Anonymous Quotes |
| A mind once stretched by a new idea never regains its original dimensions. Anonymous |
| A new kind of woman with deep-rooted values is changing the way we live. Market researchers call it "neo-traditionalism." To us it's a woman who has found her identity in herself, her home, her family…. She is part of an extraordinary social movement that is profoundly changing the way Americans look at living-and the way products are marketed. The home is again the center of American life, oatmeal is back on the breakfast table, families are vacationing together, watching movies at home, playing Monopoly again. Even the perfume ads are suddenly glorifying commitment. Anonymous |
| A person will sometimes devote all his life to the development of one part of his body - the wishbone. Anonymous Sayings |
| A pessimist is someone who has had to listen to too many optimists. Anonymous Popular Quotes |
| A poet is someone who is astonished by everything. Anonymous Quotations |
| A professor is one who talks in someone else's sleep. Anonymous Remarks |
| A real leader faces the music, even when he doesn't like the tune. Anonymous |
| A wedding ring is sort of a tourniquet worn on one's finger to stop circulation Anonymous Sayings |
| About all some parents accomplish in life is to send a child to Harvard. Anonymous Quotes |
| According to legend, one day a man was wandering in the desert when he met Fear and Plague. They said they were on their way to a large city where they were going to kill 10,000 people. The man asked Plague if he was going to do all the work. Plague smiled and said, "No, I'll only take care of a few hundred. I'll let my friend Fear do the rest. Anonymous Quotations |
| Adolescence is a period of rapid changes. Between the ages of 12 and 17, for example, a parent ages as much as 20 years. Anonymous Remarks |
| Advice from your friends in like the weather, some of it is good, some of it is bad. Anonymous Popular Quotes |
| All marriages are happy. It's living together afterwards that is difficult. Anonymous |
| All marriages are happy. It's living together afterwards that is difficult. Anonymous Quotations |
| All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism. Anonymous |
| also attributed to Vince Lombardi Anonymous |
| America is a large, friendly dog in a very small room. Every time it wags its tail, it knocks over a chair. Anonymous |
| America's one of the finest countries anyone ever stole. Anonymous |
| An economic forecaster is like a cross-eyed javelin thrower: they don't win many accuracy contests, but they keep the crowd's attention. Anonymous |
| Any fool can tell the truth, but it requires a person of some sense to know how to lie well. Anonymous Quotations |
| Any piece of clothing can be sexy with a quietly passionate woman inside it. Anonymous Remarks |
| Bad habits are like a comfortable bed, easy to get into, but hard to get out of. Anonymous Popular Quotes |
| Be alert to give service. What counts a great deal in life is what we do for others. Anonymous |
| Be tolerant of the human race. Your whole family belongs to it -- and some of your spouse's family does too. Anonymous |
| Be tolerant of the human race. Your whole family belongs to it -- and some of your spouse's family does too. Anonymous Sayings |
| Better to understand a little than to misunderstand a lot. Anonymous |
| Bite off more than you can chew, then chew it. Plan more than you can do, then do it. Anonymous Quotations |
| Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves, for they shall never cease to be amused. Anonymous |
| can be found attributed to: Herbert Spencer, Robert Frost, Michael Pritchard, John Fredericksen, humorous “tagline” etc. Anonymous |
| Children are natural mimics who act like their parents despite every effort to teach them good manners. Anonymous |
| Children seldom misquote you. In fact, they usually repeat word for word what you shouldn't have said. Anonymous Quotations |
| Children seldom misquote you. In fact, they usually repeat word for word what you shouldn't have said. Anonymous |
| Children seldom misquote. In fact, they usually repeat word for word what you shouldn't have said. Anonymous Quotes |
| Chocolate, men, coffee - some things are better rich. Anonymous Quotations |
Cleaning and scrubbing can wait till tomorrow
For babies grow up, we've learned to our sorrow
So quiet down, cobwebs
Dust, go to sleep
I'm rocking my baby, and babies don't keep. Anonymous Adages |
| Coffee leads men to trifle away their time, scald their chops, and spend their money, all for a little base, black, thick, nasty, bitter, stinking nauseous puddle water. Anonymous |
| Coffee, n. break fluid. Anonymous Popular Quotes |
| Compromise: An amiable arrangement between husband and wife whereby they agree to let her have her own way. Anonymous |
| Computers aren't intelligent, they only think they are. Anonymous |
| Conversation is the slowest form of human communication. Anonymous Quotations |
| Count your age with friends but not with years. Anonymous Popular Quotes |
| Death is one of the few things that can be done as easily lying down. The difference between sex and death is that with death you can do it alone and no one is going to make fun of you. Anonymous Quotes |
| Death: to stop sinning suddenly. Anonymous Quotes |
| Despite the high cost of living it remains a popular item. Anonymous |
| Disco is to music what Etch-A-Sketch is to art. Anonymous Adages |
| Ditch your white panties for yellow ones. Sounds crazy, but color theorists say your body absorbs the vibration of colors, which, in turn, affects your brain and can actually alter your mood. Yellow connects us. Anonymous Quotations |
| Do infants have as much fun in infancy as adults do in adultery? Anonymous Remarks |
| Don't anthropomorphize computers -- they hate it. Anonymous |
| Don't trust anyone over 30 who used to say "Don't trust anyone over 30." Anonymous |
| Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing. Anonymous |
| Drink is the curse of the land. It makes you fight with your neighbor. It makes you shoot at your landlord and it makes you miss him. Anonymous |
| Economists are people who work with numbers but don't have the personality to be accountants. Anonymous |
| English Law prohibits a man from marrying his mother-in-law. This is our idea of useless legislation. Anonymous |
| Entropy isn't what it used to be. Anonymous Quotations |
| Every absurdity has a champion to defend it. Anonymous |
| Every mother generally hopes that her daughter will snag a better husband than she managed to do...but she's certain that her boy will never get as great a wife as his father did. Anonymous |
Excellence can be attained if you care more than others think is wise,
Risk more than others think is safe,
Dream more than others think is practical, and
Expect more than others think is possible. Anonymous |
| Expecting a carjacker or rapist or drug pusher to care that his possession or use of a gun is unlawful is like expecting a terrorist to care that his car bomb is taking up two parking spaces. Anonymous Adages |
| Experience is a hard teacher. She gives the test first and the lessons afterwards. Anonymous |
| Experience is what causes a person to make new mistakes instead of old ones. Anonymous |
| Experience is what you got by not having it when you need it. Anonymous Remarks |
| Fast, Cheap, Good: Choose any two. Anonymous Popular Quotes |
| Food has replaced sex in my life, now I can't even get into my own pants Anonymous Sayings |
For a hundred years I breathe and live, the flower of beauty and the bread of kindness.
I am your friendly shade in the noonday heat of summer, and I stand pencilled against the winter twilight, a silhouette for dreams. At dawning in the spring I am filled with song, the host to a thousand birds, and I decorate the autumn with pageantry and colour.
Then comes the woodsman with his axe.
And still I serve.
I am the timber that builds your boat; the rafters of your cathedrals; the choirstalls of your church enriched by the magic of the carver's fingers. I am the beam that holds your house; the door of your homestead, and the lintel too. I am the handle of your hoe; the wood of your cradle; the bed on which you lie; the board of your table and the board for your bread.
When I am living, harm me not.
When I am dead, respect me and use me kindly. Anonymous |
For a mother is the only person on earth
Who can divide her love among ten children
And each child still have all her love. Anonymous |
For every man there comes that special moment when he is physically tapped on the shoulder and offered the chance to do a very special thing - unique to him and fitted to his talents.
What a tragedy if that moment finds him unprepared or unqualified for the work which would be his finest hour.
Anonymous Sayings |
| For me, A.A. is a synthesis of all the philosophy I've ever read, all of the positive, good philosophy, all of it based on love. I have seen that there is only one law, the law of love, and there are only two sins; the first is to interfere with the growth of another human being, and the second is to interfere with one's own growth. Anonymous Sayings |
| Forgiveness is love in its most noble form. Anonymous |
| Friends: People who know you well, but like you anyway. Anonymous Quotations |
| Friendship is like a prism through which the many variations of beauty are revealed in our lives. Anonymous Quotations |
| Genius is the talent of a person who is dead. Anonymous |
| Give her two red roses, each with a note. The first note says "For the woman I love" and the second, "For my best friend." Anonymous |
| God is not dead but alive and well and working on a much less ambitious project. Anonymous |
| God made rainy days so gardeners could get the housework done. Anonymous Adages |
| Good children's literature appeals not only to the child in the adult, but to the adult in the child. Anonymous |
| Great love and great achievements involve great risk. Anonymous |
| Growing old is nothing more than mind over matter; If you don't mind, it doesn't matter. Anonymous Popular Quotes |
| Guide to understanding a net addict's day:
Slow day: didn't have much to do, so spent three hours on Usenet.
Busy day: managed to work in three hours of Usenet.
Bad day: barely squeezed in three hours of Usenet. Anonymous |
| Hang in there. Hang in there because the greatest quarterbacks complete only six of 10 passes. The best basketball players make only 50% of their shots. The top oil companies, with all their geologists, drill 10 dry holes for every wet one. And even the most successful actors flunk 29 auditions for television commercials before they land one. So, HANG IN THERE. Anonymous Quotations |
Hanlon's Razor:
"Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity." Anonymous |
| Happiness is a choice that requires effort at times. Anonymous |
| Happiness is just an illusion caused by the temporary absence of reality. Anonymous Quotations |
| Happiness: An agreeable sensation arising from contemplating the misery of another. Anonymous |
| Have you ever wondered if taxation without representation was cheaper? Anonymous Quotes |
| Have you hugged yourself today? Anonymous Popular Quotes |
| He believes that marriage and a career don't mix. So after the wedding he plans to quit his job. Anonymous |
| He early on let her know who is the boss. He looked her right in the eye and clearly said, "You're the boss." Anonymous Popular Quotes |
| He is your friend, your partner, your defender, your dog. You are his life, his love, his leader. He will be yours, faithful and true, to the last beat of his heart. You owe it to him to be worthy of such devotion. Anonymous |
| He who dies with the most toys is, nonetheless, still dead. Anonymous Remarks |
| Help me to resist temptation, Lord, especially when I know no one is looking. Anonymous Quotes |
Her eyes beginning to water, she went on, "So I would like you all to make me a promise. From now on, on your way to school, or on your way home, find something beautiful to notice. It doesn't have to be something you see it could be a scent - perhaps of freshly baked bread wafting out of someone's house, or it could be the sound of the breeze slightly rustling the leaves in the trees, or the way the morning light catches the autumn leaf as it falls gently to the ground.
Please look for these things, and cherish them. For, although it may sound trite to some, these things are the "stuff" of life. The little things we are put here on earth to enjoy. The things we often take for granted. We must make it important to notice them, for at any time...it can all be taken away."
The class was completely quiet. We all picked up our books and filed out of the room silently. That afternoon, I noticed more things on my way home from school than I had that whole semester.
Every once in a while, I think of that teacher and remember what an impression she made on all of us, and I try to appreciate all of those things that sometimes we all overlook. Take notice of something special you see on your lunch hour today. Go barefoot. Or walk on the beach at sunset. Stop off on the way home tonight to get a double-dip ice cream cone.
For as we get older, it is not the things we did that we often regret, but the things we didn't do. Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away. Anonymous Adages |
| Here's a toast to your new bride who has everything a girl could want in her life, except for good taste in men! Anonymous |
| Heroes have an infinite capacity for stupidity. Thus are legends born! Anonymous Quotes |
| Human life is purely a matter of deciding what's important to you. Anonymous Remarks |
| I am a creationist; I refuse to believe that I could have evolved from humans. Anonymous |
| I am always amused by Christians who try so very hard to defend their position with reason and logic. They are like standing on top of a ladder with their tools and gadgets, straining their necks looking skywards for the leaks, trying to fix the roof amidst the rain. What they do not realize, of course, is that the roof isn't leaking -- it isn't there. Anonymous |
| I am returning this otherwise good typing paper to you because someone has printed gibberish all over it and put your name at the top. Anonymous |
I am the Turquoise Woman's Son,
On top of Belted Mountain
beautiful horses--slim like a weasel!
My horse with a hoof like a striped agate,
with his fetlock like a fine eagle plume:
my horse whose legs are like quick lightning
whose body is an eagle-plumed arrow:
my horse whose tail is like a trailing black cloud.
The Little Holy Wind blows through his hair.
My horse with a mane made of short rainbows.
My horse with ears made of round corn.
My horse with eyes made of big starts.
My horse with a head made of mixed waters.
My horse with teeth made of white shell.
The long rainbow is in his mouth for a bridle
and with it I guide him. Anonymous Quotations |
I asked for wisdom...
And God gave me problems to solve.
I asked for prosperity...
And God gave me brains and the strength to work.
I asked for courage...
And God gave me danger to overcome.
I asked for love...
And God gave me troubled people to help.
I asked for favors...
And God gave me opportunities.
I received nothing I wanted.
I received everything I needed.
My Prayer has been answered. Anonymous Quotes |
| I believe in the sun even if it isn't shining. I believe in love even when I am alone. I believe in God even when He is silent. Anonymous |
| I have often regretted my speech, never my silence. Anonymous Sayings |
I think of you often
and make no outward show,
But what it means to lose you,
no one will ever know
You wished no one farewell,
not even said good-bye,
You were gone before I knew it,
and only God knows why.
You are not forgotten
nor will you ever be,
As long as life and memories last,
I will remember thee.
To some you may be forgotten,
to others a part of the past,
But to me who loved you dearly,
your memories will always last.
Nothing can be more beautiful
than the memories I have of you.
To me, you were someone special,
God must have thought so too!
If tears could build a staircase
and memories a lane,
I would walk all the way to Heaven,
and bring you back again. Anonymous Adages |
| I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age. The next day, she locked me in the cellar. Anonymous Remarks |
| I would not anticipate the relish of any happiness, nor feel the weight of any misery, before it actually arrives. Anonymous |
| I would thank you from the bottom of my heart, but for you my heart has no bottom. Anonymous |
| If everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane. Anonymous |
| If fame were based on kindness instead of popularity, on understanding and not on worldwide attention, you would be the biggest celebrity on earth. And to my heart, you already are. Anonymous |
| If I were a girl, I'd despair. The supply of good women far exceeds that of the men who deserve them. Anonymous Adages |
| If ignorance is bliss, why aren't there more happy people? Anonymous Popular Quotes |
| If it weren't for marriage, men and women would have to fight with total strangers. Anonymous |
| If it weren't for marriage, men and women would have to fight with total strangers. Anonymous |
| If it weren't for marriage, men would spend their lives thinking they had no faults at all. Anonymous Sayings |
| If Satan ever loses his hair, there'll be hell toupee. Anonymous Popular Quotes |
| If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure. Anonymous Sayings |
| If we let people see that kind of thing, there would never again be any war. Anonymous Popular Quotes |
| If you believe in telekinesis, raise my hands. Anonymous Popular Quotes |
| If you don't know the trees you may be lost in the forest, but if you don't know the stories you may be lost in life. Anonymous |
| If you haven't all the things you want, be grateful for the things you don't have that you wouldn't want. Anonymous Adages |
| If you put garbage in a computer nothing comes out but garbage. But this garbage, having passed through a very expensive machine, is somehow ennobled and none dare criticize it. Anonymous Quotes |
| If you refuse to accept anything but the best you very often get it. Anonymous |
| If you think before you speak the other guy gets its joke in first. Anonymous |
| If your outgo exceeds your income your upkeep will be your downfall. Anonymous Adages |
| In a bet there is a fool and a thief. Anonymous Remarks |
| In any closet, you can find it, if it is too small, or out of style, or there is just one of it where there should be two. I am not sure what this is, but an `F' would only dignify it. Anonymous Quotations |
| In marriage, as in war, it is permitted to take every advantage of the enemy. Anonymous |
| In place of infinity we usually put some really big number, like 15. Anonymous |
| In the case of an earthquake hitting Las Vegas, be sure to go straight to the Keno Lounge. Nothing ever gets hit there. Anonymous |
In the fall, when you see geese heading south for the winter fly along in "v" formation, one might consider what science has discovered as to why geese fly this way.
Each bird flaps its wings creating uplift for the bird immediately following. A flock has a greater flying range in formation than a single bird would have on its own.
When a goose falls out of formation, it feels the drag and resistance of trying to fly alone and quickly rejoins the formation. The goose takes advantage of the lifting power of the bird in front.
The geese in formation honk from behind to encourage those flying up front to keep their speed. When a goose gets sick or wounded and falls out of formation, two other geese will fall out of formation with that goose to follow it down to lend help and protection. They stay with that fallen goose until it is able to fly or it dies. Only then do they launch out on their own or with another formation to catch up with their flock.
People, who share a common direction and sense of community, can reach a goal more quickly and easily because they are traveling on the thrust of one another. It is harder to do something alone than together.
It is beneficial to take turns doing demanding work. By sharing leadership and depending upon others in a group, there is a chance to lead and an opportunity to rest. Anonymous Remarks |
| Is it better for a woman to marry a man who loves her than a man she loves. Anonymous Quotes |
| Is it partly cloudy or partly clear, over the lake? Anonymous |
| Islam exhorts men to respect and honor women. The status of the wife is so respected in Islam that it is not obligatory for her to do household chores. She may do them of her own accord. But if her husband forces her to do household work, he will have to account for his conduct in the hereafter. Anonymous |
| It is better to shoot for the stars and miss than aim at the gutter and hit it. Anonymous |
| It is light grief that can take counsel. Anonymous |
| It's not as great a day for the bride as she thinks. She's not marrying the best man. Anonymous |
| It's one of those New York questions, like "why don't you ever see baby pigeons?" Anonymous Sayings |
| Jealousy is the only vice that gives no pleasure. Anonymous |
| Just because a dress is red satin doesn't mean it will come off easily. Anonymous |
| Kindness is the only service that will stand the storm of life and not wash out. It will wear well and be remembered long after the prism of politeness or the complexion of courtesy has faded away. When I am gone, I hope it can be said of me that I plucked a thistle and planted a flower wherever I thought a flower would grow. Anonymous |
| Language is the armory of the human mind, and at once contains the trophies of its past and the weapons of its future conquests. Anonymous Quotes |
| Latin: "Per ardua ad astra" Anonymous |
| Learn from yesterday, live for today, hope for tomorrow. Anonymous Quotations |
| Let a fool hold his tongue and he will pass for a sage. Anonymous |
| Let us look beyond the ears of our own horses so that we may see the good in one another's.
Anonymous |
| Liar: One who tells an unpleasant truth. Anonymous |
| Liberals are very broadminded: they are always willing to give careful consideration to both sides of the same side. Anonymous |
| Life is a bed of water filling from many springs and we seem not to know when one gushing flow will oe'r flood the banks only to be succeeded by a drought. Anonymous Quotations |
| Life is a whim of several billion cells to be you for a while. Anonymous Quotes |
| Like most endeavors, life is seriously over-advertised and under-funded. Anonymous Adages |
| Literature is a power to be possessed, not a body of objects to be studied. Anonymous |
| Live every day as if it were your last and then some day you'll be right. Anonymous Adages |
| Living in the past has one thing in its favor - it's cheaper. Anonymous |
| Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math. Anonymous Adages |
| Love and work are the cornerstones of our humanness. Anonymous Quotations |
| Love comes to those who still hope even though they've been disappointed, to those who still believe even though they've been betrayed, to those for whom love still heals, even though they've been hurt before. Anonymous |
| Love starts with a smile, grows with a kiss and ends with a tear Anonymous |
| Many a young lady does not realize just how strong her love for a young man is until he fails to pass the approval test with her parents. Anonymous Sayings |
| Many an opportunity is lost because a man is out looking for four-leaf clovers. Anonymous |
| Many aspire to change the world but few realize that everyone accomplishes that goal. Each day you live you are changing something. Rather than simply changing the world, one should aspire to make a positive change with each action they commit. Anonymous |
| Marriage is a romance in which the hero dies in the first chapter. Anonymous Quotes |
| Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering. Anonymous |
| Marriage is an institution, but who wants to live in an institution? Anonymous Sayings |
| Marriage is bliss. Ignorance is bliss. Ergo... Anonymous |
| Marriage is like a box of chocolates. You have to squeeze a few bottoms to make sure you like what you are getting. Anonymous Popular Quotes |
| Marriage is like a hot bath. Once you get used to it, it's not so hot. Anonymous Remarks |
| Marriage is like a violin. After the music is over, you still have the strings. Anonymous Popular Quotes |
| Mary had a little lamb and the doctor fainted. Anonymous Quotations |
| May no portent of evil be attached to the words I say. Anonymous |
| Mistress: Something between a mister and a mattress. Anonymous |
| Modesty: the gentle art of enhancing your charm by pretending not to be aware of it. Anonymous Quotations |
| Mother-in-law: A woman who destroys her son-in-law's peace of mind by giving him a piece of hers. Anonymous |
| My way of joking is to tell the truth; it's the funniest joke in the world. Anonymous Sayings |
| Never argue with a fool, people might not know the difference. Anonymous |
| Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity. Anonymous Sayings |
| Never speak ill of yourself; your friends will always say enough on that subject. Anonymous Quotations |
| Never try to teach a pig to sing. It wastes your time and annoys the pig. Anonymous |
| No problem is insurmountable. With a little courage, teamwork and determination a person can overcome anything. Anonymous Adages |
| Nobody trips over mountains. It is the small pebble that causes you to stumble. Pass all the pebbles in your path and you will find you have crossed the mountain. Anonymous |
| Nothing is difficult to those who have the will. Anonymous |
| Nothing ruins the truth like stretching it. Anonymous |
| Numbers are like people; torture them enough and they'll tell you anything. Anonymous Popular Quotes |
| Of all forms of caution, caution in love is the most fatal. Anonymous |
| Of course there's a lot of knowledge in universities: the freshmen bring a little in; the seniors don't take much away, so knowledge sort of accumulates... Anonymous |
One fine day in the middle of the night
Two dead boys got up to fight
Back to back they faced each other
Drew their swords and shot each other
One was blind and the other couldn't see
So they chose a dummy for a referee.
A blind man went to see fair play
A dumb man went to shout "hooray!"
A paralysed donkey passing by
Kicked the blind man in the eye
Knocked him through a nine inch wall
Into a dry ditch and drowned them all
A deaf policeman heard the noise
And came to arrest the two dead boys
If you don't believe this story’s true,
Ask the blind man, he saw it too! Anonymous |
| One of irony's greatest accomplishments is that one cannot punish the wrongdoing of another without committing a wrongdoing himself. Anonymous Quotes |
| Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation leans on the doorbell. Anonymous |
| Our lives are not determined by what happens to us but by how we react to what happens, not by what life brings to us, but by the attitude we bring to life. A positive attitude causes a chain reaction of positive thoughts, events, and outcomes. It is a catalyst, a spark that creates extraordinary results. Anonymous |
| Pain is inevitable. Suffering is optional. Anonymous |
| People can travel faster than sound, yes, but not nearly so fast as rumor! Anonymous Popular Quotes |
| Perhaps the purpose of categorical algebra is to show that which is trivial, is trivially trivial. Anonymous Quotes |
| Persistence is a strong will. Obstinance is a strong won’t. Anonymous Quotes |
| Philosophy is a game with objectives and no rules. Mathematics is a game with rules and no objectives. Anonymous Popular Quotes |
| Pizza is a lot like sex. When it's good, it's really good. When it's bad, it's still pretty good. Anonymous |
| Present your family and friends with their eulogies now - they won't be able to hear how much you love them and appreciate them from inside the coffin. Anonymous Sayings |
| Pretty much all the honest truth telling there is in the world is done by children. Anonymous |
| Pro is to con as progress is to congress. Anonymous |
| Reality is good for you...in small doses. Anonymous |
| Republican boys date Democratic girls. They plan to marry Republican girls, but feel they're entitled to a little fun first. Anonymous |
| Say not that you’ve known a man until you’ve shared an inheritance with him. Anonymous Popular Quotes |
| Sex is like snow... You never know how many inches you're going to get or how long it will last. Anonymous |
| Simplicity is the natural result of profound thought. Anonymous |
| Sir Francis Drake circumcised the world with a 100-foot clipper. Anonymous |
| Some men are born with cold feet; some acquire cold feet; and some have cold feet thrust upon them. Anonymous Remarks |
| Sometimes it's useful to know how large your zero is. Anonymous Quotes |
| Success always occurs in private, and failure in full view. Anonymous Popular Quotes |
| Tact is the art of making a point without making an enemy. Anonymous |
| Take care that the face that looks out from the mirror in the morning is a pleasant face. You may not see it again during the day, but others will. Anonymous Adages |
| Tea is liquid wisdom. Anonymous Quotations |
| Telling the truth to people who misunderstand you is generally promoting a falsehood, isn't it? Anonymous |
| The best defense is a good offense. Anonymous |
| The concept is interesting and well-formed, but in order to earn better than a 'C', the idea must be feasible. Anonymous |
| The door to opportunity is always labeled 'push'. Anonymous Quotes |
| The fate of love is that it always seems too little or too much. Anonymous |
| The future of the aircraft industry is still the responsibility of the engineer. Money alone never did and never will create anything. Anonymous |
| The good die young - because they see it's no use living if you've got to be good. Anonymous Popular Quotes |
| The grass may be greener on the other side of the fence, but you still have to mow it. Anonymous Quotations |
| The human mind is like a TV set. When it goes blank, it's a good idea to turn off the sound. Anonymous Adages |
| The human race is faced with a cruel choice: work or daytime television. Anonymous |
| The mad are happy, the sane ignorant; those of us stuck on the sane side of madness or the mad fringe of sanity are in a purgatorial cage. Anonymous Quotes |
| The only thing bad about a holiday is it is followed by a non-holiday. Anonymous Remarks |
| The only way to amuse some people is to slip and fall on an icy pavement. Anonymous |
| The only weapon that becomes sharper with constant use is the tongue. Anonymous Sayings |
| The purpose of a liberal arts education is to learn that a person can like both cats and dogs! Anonymous |
| The purpose of a liberal education is to make one's mind a pleasant place to spend one's leisure. Anonymous |
| The richness of the human journey is here. Listen. Pass it on. So that there will not pass from our future the enchantment that begins with the honored words, Once upon a time, long ago and far away, in a deep forest, there lived a child - much like you. Anonymous |
| The right half of the brain controls the left half of the body. This means that only left handed people are in their right mind. Anonymous |
| The sooner I fall behind, the more time I have to catch up. Anonymous |
| The sun never sets on the British empire because Britain is in the east and the sun sets in the west. Anonymous Sayings |
| The theory used to be you marry an older man because they are more mature. The new theory is that men don't mature. So you might as well marry a younger one. Anonymous |
| The thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble is sex. Anonymous Sayings |
| The tragedy of life is not that it ends so soon, but that we wait so long to begin it. Anonymous |
| The universe is laughing behind your back. Anonymous Sayings |
| There are four basic food groups, milk chocolate, dark chocolate, white chocolate, and chocolate truffles. Anonymous |
| There are no thanks for a kindness, which has been delayed. Anonymous |
| There are two major products to come out of Berkeley: LSD and UNIX. We don't believe this to be a coincidence. Anonymous Remarks |
| There is but one good throw upon the dice, which is, to throw them away. Anonymous |
| There is no future in any job. The future lies in the man who holds the job. Anonymous Adages |
| There is no remedy for sex but more sex. Anonymous Quotations |
| There is no secret so close as that between a rider and his horse. Anonymous Remarks |
| There is one thing more exasperating than a spouse who can cook and won't, and that's a spouse who can't cook and will. Anonymous Remarks |
There is so much good in the worst of us,
And so much bad in the best of us,
That it ill behooves any of us,
To say anything about the rest of us. Anonymous |
There once was a sculptor called Phidias
Who had a distaste for the hideous.
So he sculpt Aphrodite
Without any nightie
Which shocked the ultra-fastidious. Anonymous Sayings |
| There's nothing wrong with having nothing to say -- unless you insist on saying it. Anonymous Adages |
There’s a miracle of friendship that
dwells within the heart
And you don’t know how it happens
or where it gets its start
But the happiness it brings you
always gives a special lift
Any you realize that friendship
Is God’s most perfect gift. Anonymous Quotations |
| They had a dispute about a night out with the boys. But he finally decided to let her go. Anonymous |
| They have come up with a perfect understanding. He won't try to run her life, and he won't try to run his, either. Anonymous Popular Quotes |
| They have come up with a perfect understanding. He won't try to run her life, and he won't try to run his, either. Anonymous |
| They were in the wrong place at the wrong time. Naturally they became heroes. Anonymous Popular Quotes |
| They're almost inseparable. Sometimes it takes ten people to separate them. Anonymous |
| This day I will marry my friend, the one I laugh with, live for, dream with, love. Anonymous |
| This quote was used by the Mayor of Amsterdam, Gijsbert van Hall, following a street demonstration in 1966, as reported by The New York Times, April 3, 1966, p. 16 Anonymous |
| Those parts of the system that you can hit with a hammer (not advised) are called hardware; those program instructions that you can only curse at are called software. Anonymous Adages |
| Those who dance are thought mad by those who do not hear the music. Anonymous |
| Though no one can go back and make a brand new start, anyone can start from now and make a brand new ending. Anonymous Sayings |
| Time is a companion that goes with us on a journey. It reminds us to cherish each moment, because it will never come again. What we leave behind is not as important as how we have lived. Anonymous |
| Time is nature's way of making sure that everything doesn't happen at once. Anonymous |
| To harken to evil conversation is the road to wickedness.. (Pravis Assuescere Sermonibus Est Via Ad Rem Ipsam) Anonymous |
| To him that you tell your secret you resign your liberty. Anonymous |
| To laugh at men of sense is the privilege of fools. Anonymous |
To laugh is to risk appearing a fool,
To weep is to risk appearing sentimental
To reach out to another is to risk involvement,
To expose feelings is to risk exposing your true self
To place your ideas and dreams before a crowd is to risk their loss
To love is to risk not being loved in return,
To hope is to risk despair,
To try is to risk to failure.
But risks must be taken because the greatest hazard in life is to risk nothing.
The person who risks nothing, does nothing, has nothing is nothing.
He may avoid suffering and sorrow,
But he cannot learn, feel, change, grow or live.
Chained by his servitude he is a slave who has forfeited all freedom.
Only a person who risks |
